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==Quotes==
==Quotes==
(When the booth is opened):
*"''Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!''"
*Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!
*"''Hurry up and order, weirdos — I'm a busy guy!''"
(Meeting Joe for the first time):
*"''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hurry up and order, weirdos - I'm a busy guy!
*"''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.''"
*'''Kazooie: '''So I see, we had to fight our way through this crowd of customers you have!
*"''Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?
*"''Why, you cheeky...''"
(If you decide to get fries):
*"''Errrm... Yes.''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*"''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
*"''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?''"
*'''Banjo: '''I knew he would say that!
*"''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Yep, me too.
*"''Er, and I can spit fries really far...''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''''(gives the duo fries)'' Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!
*'''Kazooie: '''Yes, you'd better prepare for the impending rush...
*'''Salty Joe: '''Why, you cheeky...
(If you decide to get fries only as Banjo):
*'''Banjo: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
*'''Banjo: '''Are you paid to say that?
*'''Salty Joe: '''Errrm... Yes. ''(gives Banjo an order of fries)''
*'''Banjo: '''Thanks. I'll be off to continue on my exciting adventure now.
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.
*'''Banjo: '''You have?
*'''Salty Joe: '''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?
*'''Banjo: '''Err...
*'''Salty Joe: '''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?
*'''Banjo: '''No.
*'''Salty Joe: '''Er, and I can spit fries really far...
*'''Banjo: '''See you later, Joe.


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Revision as of 12:37, December 10, 2020

Salty Joe
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Game(s) Banjo-Tooie
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts (mentioned)
World(s) Witchyworld
Speech icon(s)
Banjo-Tooie (XBLA)
“Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!”
—Salty Joe, Banjo-Tooie

Salty Joe is a red fox and an employee of Witchyworld, operating the theme park's fries stand.

History

Banjo-Tooie

In Banjo-Tooie, Salty Joe can be found in his stand in Witchyworld. While it is closed at first, the booth can be opened by pressing a switch behind it. Salty Joe then complains that someone found the switch and says he hates costumers, as they're "always wanting things". When first interacted with, he will ask Banjo and Kazooie to "hurry up" because he is "a busy guy", then offer the duo his "limp, salty fries". If they accept, Salty Joe will give them and says he'd "better start frying up some more", as he is "all out".

If Banjo goes to get fries from him alone, Salty Joe will ask the bear if he needs a sidekick, and proceed to list the moves he knows, — the "Salt Shaker Slap", the "Greasy Hand Grab" and spitting fries really far — with none of them interesting Banjo.

Banjo-Pilot

In Banjo-Pilot, although Salty Joe himself is absent, his stand can be seen in the background of the Witchyworld course.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

In Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, various signs throughout Showdown Town have the logo of "Salty Joe's Fish & Chips" in them.

Quotes

  • "Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!"
  • "Hurry up and order, weirdos — I'm a busy guy!"
  • "Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?"
  • "Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess."
  • "Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!"
  • "Why, you cheeky..."
  • "Errrm... Yes."
  • "Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves."
  • "Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?"
  • "What about my Greasy Hand Grab?"
  • "Er, and I can spit fries really far..."
Banjo-Tooie (Xbox Live Arcade)
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Items Amaze O' Gaze Glasses • Bean • Blue Egg • Burger • Cheato Page • Claw Clamber Boots • Clockwork Kazooie Egg • Doubloon • Empty Honeycomb • Fire Egg • Fries • Glowbo • Golden Egg • Golden Feather • Grenade Egg • Honey Pot* • Honeycomb • Ice Egg • Ice Key • Jiggy • Mega-Glowbo • Musical Note • Proximity Egg • Random Stop Honeycomb • Red Feather • Skill Stop Honeycomb • Springy Step Shoes • Ticket • Turbo Trainers • Wading Boots
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Moves Pre-learned Beak Barge • Beak Bomb • Beak Buster • Climb • Dive • Egg Firing • Feathery Flap • Flap Flip • Flight • Forward Roll • Jump • Peck • Rat-a-tat Rap • Shock Spring Jump • Stilt Stride • Talon Trot • Turbo Talon Trot • Wonderwing
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