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[[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious | [[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious yet very bizarre rhyming quotes. | ||
This page is a collection of all of Grunty's rhyming quotes throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie series]]. | |||
==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== | ||
===Game Manual=== | |||
*Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go? | *Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go? | ||
*As cute as me, you [[ | *As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For her own sake, I hope [[Tooty|she's]] not! | ||
*I need those looks far more than she, and finally perfect I shall be! | *I need those looks far more than [[Tooty|she]], and finally perfect I shall be! | ||
===Introduction=== | |||
*[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? | *[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? | ||
*Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd! | *Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd! | ||
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*If [[Tooty]] thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | *If [[Tooty]] thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | ||
*Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | *Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | ||
*Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! | *Don't scratch and bite, my little [[Tooty|bear]], you'll soon need bigger underwear! | ||
*This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old! | *This fine [[Beauty Transfer Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and [[Tooty]] old! | ||
*Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! | *Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]! | ||
*Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | ||
===[[Gruntilda's Lair]]=== | |||
====At Random==== | |||
*Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | ||
*[[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | *[[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | ||
*Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! | *Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! | ||
*My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! | *My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! | ||
*I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air! | *I don't like stairs much in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]], they always make me gasp for air! | ||
*Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master! | *Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master! | ||
*If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft! | *If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft! | ||
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*It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]]! | *It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]]! | ||
*How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! | *How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! | ||
*That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | *That [[Banjo|ugly bear]], you [[Kazooie|feathered freak]], is nothing but a stupid geek! | ||
*Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! | *Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! | ||
*Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! | *Your side with [[Banjo]] but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! | ||
*Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung! | *Your [[Kazooie|feathered buddy]], that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung! | ||
*I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! | *I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! | ||
*My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet! | *My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet! | ||
*[[Tooty|Tooty's]] fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | *[[Tooty|Tooty's]] fate is looking grim, it's because her [[Banjo|brother's]] dim! | ||
*I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | *I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | ||
*When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! | *When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! | ||
*Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! | *Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! | ||
*When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! | *When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! | ||
*Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb! | *Hey [[Banjo]], you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb! | ||
*Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | ||
*Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | ||
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*My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | ||
*I've learned this [[Magnet Spell|spell]], it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | *I've learned this [[Magnet Spell|spell]], it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | ||
*There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | ====Specific Events==== | ||
*There [[Banjo|he]] is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | |||
*That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | *That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | ||
*You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door! | *You've found some [[Musical Notes|notes]] but you need more, to break my spell and pass this [[Note Door|door]]! | ||
*That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last! | *That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last! | ||
*When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more! | *When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more! | ||
*Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away! | *Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away! | ||
*If one more page I see you turn, | *If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn! | ||
*That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck! | *That traitor [[Cheato|book]] has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck! | ||
*What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough! | *What's wrong [[Banjo]], is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough! | ||
*It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there! | *It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there! | ||
*To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggies]] make it complete! | *To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggies]] make it complete! | ||
*Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find! | *Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find! | ||
*I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top! | *I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top! | ||
*Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! | *Don't be sure you silly [[Dingpot|pot]], soon I'll have you nice and hot! | ||
*See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | ||
*[[Grunty]] | *[[Grunty|Grunty's]] fate this should not be, so hurry, [[Klungo]], rescue me! | ||
*I lost my doll, you ugly bear, get it and bring it to my lair! | *I lost my doll, you ugly bear, get it and bring it to my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]! | ||
*Now I can sleep at night, you're lucky because I was ready to fight! | *Now I can sleep at night, you're lucky because I was ready to fight! | ||
*But you've have told them my last code, | *But you've have told them my last code, damn you [[Cheato|book]], I'm ready to explode! | ||
*My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make [[Spiral Mountain]] hell! | *My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make [[Spiral Mountain]] hell! | ||
*Now I've got that bear and bird, there's nothing you can do you silly nerd! | *Now I've got that [[Banjo|bear]]] and [[Kazooie|bird]], there's nothing you can do you silly nerd! | ||
===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | |||
*That [[Jiggy|golden treasure]] was for me, now harder still the game will be! | *That [[Jiggy|golden treasure]] was for me, now harder still the [[Banjo-Kazooie|game]] will be! | ||
*That lousy cheat for extra [[Blue Eggs|eggs]], won't help bear and chicken legs! | *That lousy [[Cheat Codes|cheat]] for extra [[Blue Eggs|eggs]], won't help [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|chicken legs]]! | ||
*All my [[Red Feathers|feathers]], it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! | *All my [[Red Feathers|feathers]], it makes me sick, [[Flight|fly]] to me, your butt I'll kick! | ||
*[[Gold Feathers|Golden Feathers]] | *[[Gold Feathers|Golden Feathers]] you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty! | ||
*Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase! | *Stop this cheating [[Grunty]] says, or your Game Pak I'll erase! | ||
*You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your Game Pak is erased! | *You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your Game Pak is erased! | ||
===[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]=== | |||
*First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! | *First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! | ||
*I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! | *I'll be young and [[Tooty]] old, before you get [[Gruntilda|Gruntilda's]] [[Jiggy|gold]]! | ||
*Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some [[ | ===[[Gobi's Valley]]=== | ||
*[[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] race you cannot beat, until you find some [[Turbo Trainers|faster feet]]! | |||
===[[Mad Monster Mansion]]=== | |||
*Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | *Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | ||
*I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! | *I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy [[Banjo|bear]]! | ||
*These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome! | *These [[Banjo|two]] [[Kazooie|guests]] are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome! | ||
*Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | *Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless [[Napper|spooky butt]]! | ||
*Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | *Big oak door is very tough, stupid [[Banjo|bear]]'s not fast enough! | ||
*My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge! | ===[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]=== | ||
*My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose [[Oxygen|air]] while in that gunge! | |||
*Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast! | *Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast! | ||
*Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn! | *Stupid [[Banjo|bear]], you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn! | ||
*A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more! | *A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more! | ||
*My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help! | ===[[Click Clock Wood]]=== | ||
*You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold! | *My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of [[Extra Life|life]] it sure does help! | ||
*You'll use your [[Oxygen|air]] up double fold, I've made this water double cold! | |||
*Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! | *Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! | ||
===[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]=== | |||
*Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! | ====Introduction==== | ||
*My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands! | *Welcome all, [[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] the name, [[Banjo|Banjo's]] here to play my [[Grunty's Furnace Fun|game]]! | ||
*My [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]] is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands! | |||
*This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin! | *This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin! | ||
*The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy! | *The prizes on this stand bring joy, from [[Tooty]] down to cuddly toy! | ||
*My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get! | *My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get! | ||
*'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! | *'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! | ||
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*So step on over to the square, press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | *So step on over to the square, press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | ||
*So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry! | *So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry! | ||
*A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | ====Squares==== | ||
*A visual challenge you stupid bear, | *A little answer's all I seek, about this [[Banjo-Kazooie|game]] you [[Banjo|furry geek]]! | ||
*A visual challenge you stupid [[Banjo|bear]], to tell me who is it or where! | |||
*A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day! | *A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day! | ||
*Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might! | *Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might! | ||
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*Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back! | *Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back! | ||
*I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! | *I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! | ||
*Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! | *Get this wrong for [[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] sake, then a lava bath you will take! | ||
*The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | ====Challenges==== | ||
*Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | *The name of your [[Banjo-Kazooie|game]] you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | ||
*Mighty [[Boss Boom Box|Big Box]] you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | |||
*This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! | *This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! | ||
*Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out! | *Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out! | ||
*The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | *The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | ||
*Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | *Watch as the [[Tiptup Choir|turtles]] sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | ||
====Answering correctly==== | |||
*A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! | *A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! | ||
*Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! | *Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! | ||
*That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? | *That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? | ||
====Failing a square==== | |||
*Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! | *Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! | ||
*Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! | *Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! | ||
*An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! | *An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! | ||
*An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | ====Collecting an item on the board==== | ||
*The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | *An [[Extra Life|extra life]], I do not care, It will not help you scruffy [[Banjo|bear]]! | ||
*The [[Honeycomb|energy]] that you have found, won't stop me making [[Tooty]] round! | |||
====Ending==== | |||
*No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board! | *No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board! | ||
*It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin! | *It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin! | ||
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*You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure! | *You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure! | ||
===[[Top of the Tower]]=== | |||
====Banjo and Kazooie entering==== | |||
*I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | *I can't believe that [[Banjo|furry]] [[Kazooie|pair]], got right up here it's so unfair! | ||
*But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | *But now the stupid [[Banjo|bear]] must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | ||
*Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! | *Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! | ||
*Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd! | *Who's back up here, oh my word, it's [[Kazooie|birdy geek]] and [[Banjo|hairy nerd]]! | ||
*I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain! | *I can't believe you're up here again, dumb [[Banjo|bear]] and stupid [[Kazooie|bird brain]]! | ||
*I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | ||
*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
====1st Phase==== | |||
=====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | |||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
*Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster! | *Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster! | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*AAAH! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[Gruntilda's Broomstick|broomstick]] gave you such a whack! | ||
*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | *AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | *I hit that [[Kazooie|bird]] right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | ||
*My fiery blast you just tasted, [[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] spells on you are wasted! | |||
*See my swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you! | *See my swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you! | ||
*Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow! | *Hopeless [[Banjo|bear]] runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow! | ||
*Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone! | *Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone! | ||
====2nd Phase==== | |||
=====Transition===== | |||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | ||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | ||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | ||
*Ah, it's time to change, my spot to put me out of range! | *Ah, it's time to change, my spot to put me out of range! | ||
=====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | |||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
*AARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | *AARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
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*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | ||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | |||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | ||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | ||
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*Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap! | *Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap! | ||
*Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss! | *Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss! | ||
====3rd Phase==== | |||
=====Transition===== | |||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
*A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | *A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | ||
*Old [[Bottles|Bottle Brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! | *Old [[Bottles|Bottle Brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! | ||
*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving [[Banjo]] way down there. | ||
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my [[Gruntilda's Broomstick|broomstick]], watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
*Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe! | *Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe! | ||
=====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | |||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | *Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | |||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
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*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | ||
*Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums! | *Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums! | ||
====4th Phase==== | |||
=====Transition===== | |||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
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*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
*So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath! | *So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath! | ||
=====[[Jinjo]] statues appear===== | |||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | ||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | =====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | ||
*How that [[Jinjo]] stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | |||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | ||
*Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! | *Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! | ||
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*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | *Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | |||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | ||
*Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave! | *Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave! | ||
====5th Phase==== | |||
=====Transition===== | |||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | ||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
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*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | *Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
=====[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] appears===== | |||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
*That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be! | *That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be! | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | |||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
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*I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow! | *I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow! | ||
*Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would! | *Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would! | ||
=====Jinjonator attacks===== | |||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | *Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | ||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | =====Attack succeeds===== | ||
*That last [[Jinjo]] has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | |||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
*Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | *Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | ||
*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more [[Magnet Spell|spell]]! | ||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | =====[[Magnet Spell]]===== | ||
*Here's my [[Magnet Spell]] at last, run and hide you won't get past! | |||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day! | ||
*See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | ||
*Here is | *Here is a spell of [[Banjo]] homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | ||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | ||
===Game Over=== | ===Game Over=== | ||
*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | *[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | ||
*Look at [[Gruntilda|Grunty]] she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! | *Look at [[Gruntilda|Grunty]] she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! | ||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
*Stupid [[Banjo|Bear]] and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! | *Stupid [[Banjo|Bear]] and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! | ||
*All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! | *All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! | ||
==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ||
===Opening=== | |||
=== | |||
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me? | *No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me? | ||
*I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? | *I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? | ||
*Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then [[Banjo]] | *Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then [[Banjo|Banjo's]] hairy butt I'll whup! | ||
*Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle! | *Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle! | ||
*Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge THIS! | *Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge THIS! | ||
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*No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear! | *No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear! | ||
=== When [[B.O.B.]] scene starts === | ===When [[B.O.B.]] scene starts=== | ||
*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? | *Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? | ||
==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]== | ||
===Opening=== | |||
=== Opening === | *With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, [[Banjo|Banjo's]] favor will be repaid. | ||
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | |||
*I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past. | *I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past. | ||
*Without his bird, [[Banjo]]'s lost, I won't give up at any cost! | *Without his bird, [[Banjo]]'s lost, I won't give up at any cost! | ||
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*Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past. | *Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past. | ||
=== [[Breegull Beach]] === | ===[[Breegull Beach]]=== | ||
====Introduction==== | |||
*Captive [[The Breegulls|breegulls]] are the best, they work all day without a rest. | *Captive [[The Breegulls|breegulls]] are the best, they work all day without a rest. | ||
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | ||
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | ||
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | ||
====After beating==== | |||
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | *My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | ||
*I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. | *I'd better get this [[Mecha-Grunty|suit]] upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. | ||
=== [[Spiller's Harbor]] === | ===[[Spiller's Harbor]]=== | ||
====Introduction==== | |||
*[[Kazooie]] seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | |||
*Since she's stayed by [[Banjo|Banjo's]] arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | |||
====After beating==== | |||
*This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | *This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | ||
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | ||
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] === | ===[[Grunty's Castle]]=== | ||
====Introduction==== | |||
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | *Thank you [[Klungo]], that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | ||
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | *If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | ||
====After beating Grunty at the first battle==== | |||
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | *Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | ||
====Before starting a quiz==== | |||
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | ||
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | ||
*With an answer is correct, with button {{Agameboy}} you can select. | *With an answer is correct, with button {{Agameboy}} you can select. | ||
====After finishing a quiz==== | |||
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | *Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | ||
*Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. | *Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. | ||
*This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time | *This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time to see you on the tower! | ||
=== | ===Final Boss Battle=== | ||
*The time has come to end this [[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge|game]], the future cannot be the same. | |||
*The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same. | |||
*To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | *To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | ||
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | *My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | ||
====After beating the final boss when you get 10/12 hits==== | |||
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | *Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | ||
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | *Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | ||
*AAAH! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | ====After beating the final boss when you get all 12/12 hits==== | ||
*AAAH! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]]'s doing! | |||
===Ending=== | |||
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That [[Mecha-Grunty]] just fell to bits. | *Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That [[Mecha-Grunty]] just fell to bits. | ||
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | *[[Klungo]]!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | ||
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | *Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | ||
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | *If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | ||
==[[ | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]== | ||
===Opening=== | |||
*Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! | *Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! | ||
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | *Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | ||
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*So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? | *So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? | ||
===[[Showdown Town]]=== | |||
*Hey there [[Banjo|bear]], go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | *Hey there [[Banjo|bear]], go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | ||
*After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | *After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | ||
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*That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a [[Dingpot]] curry. | *That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a [[Dingpot]] curry. | ||
===[[Nutty Acres]]=== | |||
*Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! | *Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! | ||
*The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. | *The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. | ||
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*The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme! | *The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme! | ||
===[[LOGBOX 720]]=== | |||
*[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter! | *[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter! | ||
*I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater! | *I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater! | ||
*My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank! | *My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank! | ||
===[[Banjoland]]=== | |||
*[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place? | *[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place? | ||
*No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste! | *No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste! | ||
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===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | ||
*Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts! | *Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts! | ||
*I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! | *I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! | ||
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===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== | ===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== | ||
*See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet! | *See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet! | ||
*This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass! | *This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass! | ||
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===[[Spiral Mountain]]=== | ===[[Spiral Mountain]]=== | ||
*You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down! | *You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down! | ||
*My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pasting! | *My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pasting! | ||
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*The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | *The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | ||
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | *Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | ||
====If hit==== | |||
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | ||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | ||
====Ending==== | |||
*How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | ||
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | ||
==See also== | |||
*[[Gruntilda]] | |||
*[[Mecha-Grunty]] | |||
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[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
[[Category:Rhyming]] | [[Category:Rhyming]] |
Revision as of 23:31, March 14, 2010
Gruntilda is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious yet very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of all of Grunty's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.
Banjo-Kazooie
Game Manual
- Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?
- As cute as me, you stupid pot? For her own sake, I hope she's not!
- I need those looks far more than she, and finally perfect I shall be!
Introduction
- Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
- Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!
- What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!
- No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!
- If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!
- Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
- Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
- This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!
- Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair!
- Hurry, Klungo, push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!
Gruntilda's Lair
At Random
- Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!
- Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running!
- Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!
- My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash!
- I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!
- Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!
- If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!
- Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!
- I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!
- It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird!
- How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!
- That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!
- Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!
- Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!
- Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!
- I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!
- My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet!
- Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!
- I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!
- When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!
- Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!
- When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!
- Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!
- Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!
- Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!
- Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!
- Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog!
- Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!
- My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!
- I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!
Specific Events
- There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!
- That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!
- You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door!
- That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!
- When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!
- Hey, book brain, what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!
- If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!
- That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!
- What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough!
- It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!
- To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of Jiggies make it complete!
- Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!
- I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!
- Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot!
- See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!
- Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!
- I lost my doll, you ugly bear, get it and bring it to my lair!
- Now I can sleep at night, you're lucky because I was ready to fight!
- But you've have told them my last code, damn you book, I'm ready to explode!
- My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make Spiral Mountain hell!
- Now I've got that bear] and bird, there's nothing you can do you silly nerd!
Treasure Trove Cove
- That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be!
- That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs!
- All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick!
- Golden Feathers you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty!
- Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase!
- You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your Game Pak is erased!
Bubblegloop Swamp
- First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!
- I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!
Gobi's Valley
- Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet!
Mad Monster Mansion
- Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!
- I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!
- These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!
- Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt!
- Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!
Rusty Bucket Bay
- My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge!
- Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!
- Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!
- A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!
Click Clock Wood
- My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help!
- You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!
- Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air!
Grunty's Furnace Fun
Introduction
- Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game!
- My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands!
- This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!
- The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!
- My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!
- 'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!
- 'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show!
- So step on over to the square, press Template:A to try it if you dare!
- So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry!
Squares
- A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!
- A visual challenge you stupid bear, to tell me who is it or where!
- A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!
- Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!
- Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot!
- Press Template:B to use it you little cheat, when on a square you get cold feet!
- Your joker misses out on a square, accept the test you did not dare!
- Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!
- I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!
- Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take!
Challenges
- The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well!
- Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight!
- This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than him!
- Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!
- The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch!
- Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long!
Answering correctly
- A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight!
- Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss!
- That's a secret, how did you know? Did my sister tell you so?
Failing a square
- Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press Template:A to try again!
- Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today!
- An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed!
Collecting an item on the board
- An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!
- The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round!
Ending
- No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board!
- It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin!
- Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go!
- You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!
Top of the Tower
Banjo and Kazooie entering
- I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!
- But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
- Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
- Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
- I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
- I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
- So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.
1st Phase
Gruntilda gets hurt
- Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
- What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
- A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
- Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt
- Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
- AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
- I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!
- My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!
- See my swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!
- Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!
- Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!
2nd Phase
Transition
- It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
- Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
- That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
- Ah, it's time to change, my spot to put me out of range!
Gruntilda gets hurt
- That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
- AARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
- I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
- Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
- This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
- Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!
- Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt
- So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
- That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
- These bolts fly with such a whiz, I love the way they screech and fizz!
- Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!
- Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap!
- Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!
3rd Phase
Transition
- Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
- Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
- A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
- Old Bottle Brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
- Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
- See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
- Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!
Gruntilda gets hurt
- Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
- ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
- Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
- YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!
- Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt
- This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
- Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
- Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
- Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
- Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!
4th Phase
Transition
- I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
- That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
- Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
- A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
- So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!
Jinjo statues appear
- Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
- I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
- I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
- So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
Gruntilda gets hurt
- How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
- That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
- Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
- That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
- I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!
- Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
- Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
- Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt
- Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
- Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
- Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
- Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!
5th Phase
Transition
- Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
- That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
- My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
- Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
- I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
Jinjonator appears
- What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
- That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
- I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
- That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!
Banjo and Kazooie get hurt
- Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
- Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
- The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
- I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!
- Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!
Jinjonator attacks
- I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
- See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
- Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
- There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
- Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
- Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!
Attack succeeds
- That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
- I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
- Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
- AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
- It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
Magnet Spell
- Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
- Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day!
- See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
- Here is a spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
- It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!
Game Over
- Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!
- Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!
Ending
- Stupid Bear and Dumb Kazooie, I'll be back in Banjo-Tooie!
- All the jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!
Banjo-Tooie
Opening
- No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?
- I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?
- Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!
- Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!
- Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge THIS!
- Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!
- No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!
When B.O.B. scene starts
- Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?
Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge
Opening
- With the Mecha-Grunty Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.
- I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.
- Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost!
- Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend.
- With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!
- Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past.
Breegull Beach
Introduction
- Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest.
- Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.
- Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.
- You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!
After beating
- My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!
- I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.
Spiller's Harbor
Introduction
- Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.
- Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!
After beating
- This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.
- But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!
Grunty's Castle
Introduction
- Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.
- If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!
After beating Grunty at the first battle
- Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick!
Before starting a quiz
- Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.
- Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.
- With an answer is correct, with button Template:Agameboy you can select.
After finishing a quiz
- Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.
- Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.
- This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time to see you on the tower!
Final Boss Battle
- The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.
- To your destruction you both race, of bear and bird I'll leave no trace!
- My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!!
After beating the final boss when you get 10/12 hits
- Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.
- Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!
After beating the final boss when you get all 12/12 hits
Ending
- Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.
- Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!
- Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.
- If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!
Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Opening
- Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!
- Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!
- At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!
- Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here?
- That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?
- My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!
- Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!
- Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!
- While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic!
- So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?
Showdown Town
- Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!
- After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!
- Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?
- The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!
- With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench!
- I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!
- A bear, a bird, and a Lord of Games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!
- You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!
- This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!
- Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear!
- The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming!
- You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits!
- Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo!
- My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!
- Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!
- My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact!
- You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin!
- I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design!
- All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads?
- Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint?
- You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot!
- You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!
- Beating my challenge, I think you're so clever. Your next success approximately never!!
- Can't be long from until the finale? Don't put too much faith in the Jiggy tally!
- You were so porky and in such a mess. I'm stunned you got this far, I confess!
- That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a Dingpot curry.
Nutty Acres
- Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size!
- The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see.
- With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long.
- Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime.
- The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!
LOGBOX 720
- Porky bear needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!
- I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop Piddles leaving a floater!
- My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than Klungo if I'm being frank!
Banjoland
- Thick-witted bear and feather face, do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?
- No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!
- Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!
- Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night!
- Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!
- You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep!
- Looks like I'm thwarted good and proper. This thing's become a hopping croper!
Jiggoseum
- Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!
- I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!
- All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.
- Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care!
- 9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!
- My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!
- Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!
- You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine!
- These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you!
- This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet!
- Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!
- You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!
Terrarium of Terror
- See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!
- This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!
- Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!
- I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!
Spiral Mountain
- You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down!
- My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pasting!
- You underestimate my cunning, hear my plan and then start running!
- My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory!
- Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers!
- My truck's been scrapped, but I'm not one to fret. We're just getting started, don't celebrate yet!
- You'll walk the plane like that, I swear. Roll on stage of this epic affair!
- So much for stealth, it wasn't just enough. You want me to give up with dignity? Tough!
- You're still in my way, that typically thoughtless. I'll size up the options inside this fortress!
- My pirate galleon should be more successful. Avast ye swabs! You'll find this quite stressful!
- It's time I switched to a stealth attack. If you can't even see me, how can you fight back?
- The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast.
- Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches!
If hit
- I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!
- Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!
Ending
- How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!
- Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!