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====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Entering | |||
*I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | ||
*But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | ||
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*I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | ||
*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
1st Phase | |||
Gruntilda Hurt | |||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | |||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | *I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | ||
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | *My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | ||
2nd Phase | |||
Transition | |||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | ||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | ||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | |||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
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*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | ||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | |||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | ||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | ||
3rd Phase | |||
Transition | |||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
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*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | ||
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | |||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | *Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | |||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
*Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | *Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | ||
*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | ||
4th Phase | |||
Transition | |||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | ||
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
[[Jinjo | [[Jinjo]]''' statues appear''' | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | ||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | |||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | ||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | ||
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*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | *Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | |||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | ||
5th Phase | |||
Transition | Transition | ||
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*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | *Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
Jinjonator appears | |||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | |||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
[[The Mighty Jinjonator| | [[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack | ||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | *Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | ||
Attack succeeds | |||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
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*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
Magnet Spell | |||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
