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[[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.
[[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.


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===  Ending===
===  Ending===
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!
== Introduction ==
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest.
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!
== After beating ==
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!
*I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.
=== '''<u>[[Spiller's Harbor]]</u>'''<u>''' '''</u>===
== Introduction ==
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!
== After beating ==
*This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.
*But when I&nbsp;meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!
=== [[Grunty's Castle|'''Grunty's Castle''']] ===
== Introduction ==
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!
== After beating at the first battle ==
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've&nbsp;got a plan, I'm not so thick!
== Before starting a quiz ==
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.
*With an answer is correct, with button&nbsp;{{A}}&nbsp;you can select.
== After the quiz ==
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.
*Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.
*This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time you see you on the tower!
=== '''Final&nbsp;Boss Battle '''===
*The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.
*To your destruction you both race, of&nbsp;[[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace!
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!!
== After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits ==
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!
== After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits ==
*AAAH! This can't be my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!
=== '''Ending''' ===


*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell&nbsp;to bits.
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell&nbsp;to bits.
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