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*Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | *Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | ||
*I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | *I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | ||
*When | *When Tooth is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! | ||
*Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! | *Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! | ||
*When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! | *When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! | ||
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*Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | ||
*Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | ||
*[[Tooty]] says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! | *[[Tooty|Tooth]] says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! | ||
*Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | *Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | ||
*Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | *Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | ||
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*See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | ||
*Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! | *Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! | ||
*Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your | *Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase! | ||
*You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your | *You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your Game Pak is erased! | ||
*But you have told them my lost code, damn you book I'm ready to explode! | *But you have told them my lost code, damn you book I'm ready to explode! | ||
*My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make Spiral Mountain hell! | *My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make Spiral Mountain hell! | ||
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====[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]==== | ====[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]==== | ||
*First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! | *First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! | ||
*I'll be young and | *I'll be young and Tooth old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! | ||
====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== | ====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== | ||
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*Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | *Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | ||
*I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! | *I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! | ||
*These | *These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome! | ||
*Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | *Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | ||
*Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | *Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | ||
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*My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands! | *My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands! | ||
*This final test will see me win, When Banjo fails then I'll be thin! | *This final test will see me win, When Banjo fails then I'll be thin! | ||
*The prizes on this stand bring joy, from | *The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooth down to cuddly toy! | ||
*My little quiz will make you sweat, and | *My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooth you shall never get! | ||
*'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! | *'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! | ||
*'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! | *'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! | ||
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=====Challenges===== | =====Challenges===== | ||
*The name of your game you must spell, backwards though be quick as well! | *The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | ||
*Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | *Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | ||
*This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! | *This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! | ||
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=====Collecting an item on the board===== | =====Collecting an item on the board===== | ||
*An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | *An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | ||
*The energy that you have found, won't stop me making | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooth round! | ||
=====Ending===== | =====Ending===== | ||
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*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
*Ouch, my gut you nearly hit, of your shot was down a bit! | |||
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
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*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | *I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | ||
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | |||
=====2nd Phase===== | =====2nd Phase===== | ||
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======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH | *ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
*Oooh | *Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | ||
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
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*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! | ||
*I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath! | *I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath! | ||
* | *Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot! | ||
* | *Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
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*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
*My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | *My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! | ||
* | *Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
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*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
======[ | ======[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack====== | ||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
*Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | *Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! | ||
*AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
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*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | ||
*See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | ||
* | *Hers is my spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | ||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | ||
===Game Over=== | ===Game Over=== | ||
*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | *[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | ||
*Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! | *Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty|Tooth]]! | ||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
