Jamjar's Rhymes

Every time Jamjars teaches Banjo and Kazooie a new move in Banjo-Tooie, he will have a military sing-song-style rhyme to go with it.

Jamjars tends to "pronounce" certain buttons in a different way than players might, making some of the rhymes unintuitive at first glance:

is pronounced "zed", not "zee", as Rare is based in the United Kingdom.
The C-Buttons are somewhat inconsistent. Based on the rhymes, they are pronounced "Up C", "Left C", "Right C", and "Down C". But based on the meter, sometimes the direction is left out and the button is only "C".

In the XLBA port, the controls are simply changed in-place, and no effort has been made to come up with proper rhymes for them.

Isle O' Hags[edit]

Now the time's for you to learn, shooting eggs that crackle and burn! A brand new egg you have acquired, now I'll tell you how they're fired! Tap to get your eggs on view, tap it again until it's right to you! - Fire Eggs
For blasting things these eggs were made, don't stand too close when you fire a grenade! - Grenade Eggs
Freezing cold but that's the price, for launching eggs of solid ice! - Ice Eggs
The ultimate egg for you to hold, a clockwork bomb that's remote-controlled! - Clockwork Kazooie Eggs

Here's a move that's a load of fun, now use Kazooie as a hand-held gun! fires eggs both high and low, Targitzan's Temple in you can go! - Breegull Blaster
What you need is an aiming sight, hit the target then you might! First person view by pressing , hit to fire with accuracy! - Egg Aim
Listen up to what you're told, on the edges you can now hold! Move along with the greatest of ease, Button to attack what you please! - Grip Grab

This makes breaking so much fun, now listen up to how it's done! Leap high in the air and then hold , watch Kazooie spin and drill with her head! - Bill Drill
Another use for the feathered freak, makes good use of her pointy beak! The bad guys know that it's no joke, just press to give 'em a poke! - Beak Bayonet

Shooting eggs defends bird and bear, so why not fire them in the air! give you the aiming sight, then press to shoot from height! - Airborne Egg Aiming
Separate skills are what you lack, so let's get Kazooie out of your pack! Find your pads is what you do, pressing makes one become two! - Split-up
Banjo's now got an empty pack, so why not use it to attack! Just press and round it swings, bumps 'n' bruises to baddies it brings! - Pack Whack

When in the water and baddies attack, this new move will let you shoot back! Press for the aiming sight, followed by to start a fight! - Sub-Aqua Egg Aiming
launches bird, just watch her go, through the water like a torpedo! Control stick to steer 'n' for speed, to cancel if it's Banjo you need! - Talon Torpedo
You've lost the safety that Banjo brings, defend yourself now with your wings! Whirl them around by pressing , a useful attack I think you'll agree!- Wing Whack

No Kazooie means space in your pack, a way to fill it is what you lack! Pick large things up off the ground, in they go and carry 'em round! - Taxi Pack
- Oddly, Jamjars fails to actually give any controls for this move. The player has to talk to him again to get that information.
High up ledges are out of reach, a jump to get there I'll now teach! Choose your spot with the greatest care, only one jump for bird and bear! - Springy Step Shoes
I can't believe that you're a bird, who can't hatch eggs it's so absurd! So hold down and then press , then a real bird I'll finally see! - Hatch

Wear these boots and no more falls, as they let you walk up walls! Let me tell you how it's done, Kazooie's footprints up you run! - Claw Clamber Boots
When you're feeling rather low, I know a place you can go! followed by removes your pack, have a nap to get energy back! - Snooze Pack
Want this one I think you might, it greatly increases your jumping height! First hold , then press , bend your legs and be on your way! - Leg Spring

This one makes you safe and small, to fit through gaps in a wall! First hold then press , protected in liquids you will be! - Shack Pack
Now you're lifting no big fat bear, easy it'll be to glide through the air! Jump up high and then hold , don't need fly pads or feathers red! - Glide

When faced with danger jump on top, now in the backpack you can hop! Hold button and then tap , safely inside is where you'll be! - Sack Pack