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Quotes that were said by [[Jolly Roger]].
Quotes said by [[Jolly Roger]] throughout the ''[[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]'' series.


==''Banjo-Tooie''==
==Quotes==
*'''Jolly Roger:''' Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn.<br />'''Kazooie:''' We'd like a ginger beer, please.<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing...<br />'''Kazooie:''' That's a shame. Now how about that drink?<br />'''Banjo:''' Kazooie!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Oh, sorry. Where did you last see her?<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Perhaps she was eaten by vicious sea demon.<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would yo like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 doubloons, as this naughty [[Drill Sergeant Jamjars|mole]] has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?
===''Banjo-Tooie''===
*'"''Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, [[Jolly Roger's Lagoon|town]] mayor and proprietor of this lovely [[Jolly's|harborside inn]].''"
*"''I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my [[Merry Maggie Malpass|partner]]'s gone missing...''"
*"''She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!''"
*"''Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would [[Banjo|you]] like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 [[Doubloon]]s, as this naughty [[Jamjars|mole]] has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?''"
*"''Okay, big boy, show me the money...''"
*"''Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?''"
*"''I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough Doubloons at the moment.''"
*"''That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal.''"
*"''Well, really! That was a brand new door — have you any idea how much they cost these days?''"
*"''How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?''"
*"''I'm afraid our [[jukebox]] is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to '[[List of implied entertainment#The Salty Seamen Shanty|The Salty Seamen Shanty]].' Perhaps you'll find a [[Cheat code|way]] to fix it...''"


Yes:
===''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts''===
 
====Showdown Town====
*"Okay, big boy, show me the money... (Banjo throws one doubloon) Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?
*"''Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market [[Jiggy|Jiggies]]... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
 
*"''Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?''"
Yes (but not enough doubloons):
*"''Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your [[Jiggy Bank]] balance.''"
 
*"''Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it.''"
*"I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough doubloons at the moment."
*"''Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened.''"
 
No:
 
*"That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."


Broke the door with a [[Grenade Egg]]:
====Terrarium of Terror====
 
*"''Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!''"
*"Well, really! That was a brand new door - have you any idea how much they cost these days?"
 
*"How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
*"I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."
 
==''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts''==
====Showdown Town====
*"Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
*"Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
*"Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
*"Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
*"Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."


[[Category:Quotes]]
[[Category:Quotes|Jolly Roger]]

Latest revision as of 23:59, May 6, 2021

Quotes said by Jolly Roger throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.

Quotes[edit]

Banjo-Tooie[edit]

  • '"Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn."
  • "I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing..."
  • "She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!"
  • "Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would you like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 Doubloons, as this naughty mole has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?"
  • "Okay, big boy, show me the money..."
  • "Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?"
  • "I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough Doubloons at the moment."
  • "That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."
  • "Well, really! That was a brand new door — have you any idea how much they cost these days?"
  • "How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
  • "I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts[edit]

Showdown Town[edit]

  • "Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
  • "Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
  • "Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
  • "Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
  • "Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."

Terrarium of Terror[edit]

  • "Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!"
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