List of Jolly Roger quotes

Quotes said by Jolly Roger throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.

Quotes[edit]

'"Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn."
"I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing..."
"She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!"
"Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would you like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 Doubloons, as this naughty mole has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?"
"Okay, big boy, show me the money..."
"Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?"
"I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough Doubloons at the moment."
"That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."
"Well, really! That was a brand new door — have you any idea how much they cost these days?"
"How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
"I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."

"Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
"Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
"Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
"Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
"Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."

"Stick around, teddy bear! There's no telling when those gruntbots will be back!"
"Come back and help, teddy bear, I'm far too delicate for this!"
"Oh no, you're leaving? That's not fair! Don't abandon me!"
"It does seem awfully forbidding, doesn't it? Woe is me..."
"Where are you going? You haven't satisfied my needs yet!"
"That's no way to solve your problems! Have you tried yoga?"
"Ooh, no, get off! I don't like the rough stuff!"
"Oh, it's you, teddy bear! I'm a little bit on edge. That malicious old hag Grunty has been up to no good again."
"That'd be handy. You see, she's been hacking away at the console and now it's full of nasty bugs. Obviously, I fixed all my bugs ages ago, and these bugs belong to the other technicians. But it still makes me look bad!"
"Well, this simply won't do! I demand you help me! I'll scream!"
"Down to zero bugs! You earned that jiggy... on behalf of the other noticeably absent technicians."
"Banjo, my favourite mammal! Back to zap more bugs? Oh, there are always bugs. They're just not mine..."
"Banjo, you're so flamboyant! I hope your big bundle of prizes is reward enough for saving my precious reputation!"

"Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!"
"Saved from the humiliation of Mistress Humba's new romantic mix tapes! Your speedy service has secured my finest rewards!"
"Would you like to offer your services again, Master Banjo? We would be most appreciative!"

"Banjo, dear boy! I'm so excited. I've managed to convince King Jingaling to bring his Showdown Town royal parade to the Test-O-Track! It's a wonderful honor!"
"Well now! The last parade was a success, and King Jingaling has agreed to come back for an encore if we're able to provide some more impressive vehicles! Could you be a dear and help?"