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Winkybunion Tower
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| Gruntilda's_Tower.jpg | |
| Game appearance(s) | Banjo-Kazooie |
| Theme | Final battle |
| Transformation | N/A |
After exploring a tribal village, a sunny beach, a disgusting sewer, an infested swamp, a snowy mounaintop. a scorching desert, a scary chateau, a rundown ship, a timeless forest & a boiling board game, Banjo & Kazooie are finally ready to fight Gruntilda at The Top of the Tower.
Points of Interest
- Fly Pad
- Jinjo Statues
- Jinjonator Statue
Enemies
- Gruntilda (Boss)
Gruntilda's Rhymes
(From when the fight begins till when it ends) (not complete yet)
Banjo and Kazooie Entering
- I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!
- But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
- Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
- Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
- I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
- I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
- So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.
1st Phase
Gruntilda Hurt
- Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
- What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
- A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
- Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
- Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
- Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
- See this swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!
- Mmm I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!
- Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!
2nd Phase
Transition
- It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
- Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
- That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
- Ah it's time to change my spot to put me out of range!
Gruntilda Hurt
- That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
- Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
- I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
- Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
- This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
- Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
- That's not fair I wasn't ready, I feel faint and all unsteady!
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
- So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
- That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
- These bolts fly with such a whizz, I love the way they screech and fizz!
- Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!
- Hah you took another zap, I got you through that little gap!
- Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!
3rd Phase
Transition
- Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
- Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
- A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
- Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
- Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
- See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
- Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!
Gruntilda Hurt
- Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
- ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
- Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
- YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!
- Ouch that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
- This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
- Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
- Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
- Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
- Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!
4th Phase
Transition
- I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
- That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
- Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
- A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
- So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!
(Jinjo statues appear)
- Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
- I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
- I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
- So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
- Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
Gruntilda Hurt
- How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
- That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
- Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
- That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
- I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!
- Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
- Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
- Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
- Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
- Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
- Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!
- Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
5th Phase
Transition
- Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
- That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
- My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
- Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
- I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
(Jinjonator appears)
- What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
- That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
- I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
- Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
- That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
- Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
- Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
- The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
- I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!
- Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!
Jinjonator Attack
- I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
- See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
- Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
- There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
- Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
- Grunty's strength will see me through, when jinjo's gone I'll batter you!
(Attack succeeds)
- That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
- I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
- Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
- AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
- It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
Magnet Spell
- Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
- Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
- See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
- Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
- It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!
Gallery
- GruntyBattlePhase2.jpeg
The second phase of the Final Battle with Grunty.
- GruntyBattlePhase3.jpeg
The third phase of the Final Battle with Grunty.
- OrangeJinjo.png
The Orange Jinjo awakens from its stone shell.
The Jinjonator awakens.
