List of Dingpot quotes

This is a list of quotes said by Dingpot throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series.

Banjo-Kazooie[edit]

"Why, it's Grunty any day, she really takes my breath away... Cough!"
"Err... but there is this girl."
"Why, it's Tooty, young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all."
"Unfortunately I think you'll find, it's Tooty, she's cute and kind!"
"Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors!"
"Aaah... What does strange birdy thing mean?"
"I sure do Mr. Bear! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free!"
"No problem, just splosh on in and I'll fire you up to the top!"
"Did I tell you she puked in me, it was awful..."
"Can you see a toilet in here, huh? So guess where Grunty goes..."
"All her trash, well that ends up in me as well..."
"Look at me, I'm full of potato peelings and moldy vegetables..."
"You wouldn't believe Grunty's dandruff when she leans over me..."
"I need my teeth cleaning, will you do it?"
"Sniff... I had a saucepan girlfriend once, but Grunty broke her handle..."
"And all those awful bloomers she makes me wash... yurrgh!"
"She cooks up some really spicy dinner in me, it's melting my ladle.."
"Ready for another trip, Mr. Bear?"
"Are you ready this time, birdy thing?"
"Please beat Grunty this time, I don't want to do her washing anymore..."
"Oooh... Bit tough last time, huh?"
"Splash in and I'll fire you back up there!"

"Why hello there, Mr. Banjo! I'm Dingpot — remember me?"
"I helped you at the end of Banjo-Kazooie."
"Sniff, you're so cruel. But hey, why not jump inside for a nice Dingy bonus!"