Brentilda

Brentilda

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Game(s)	Banjo-Kazooie
World(s)	Gruntilda's Lair

Brentilda is one of the four Winkybunion sisters. She is a pudgy witch who wears a pink dress, holds a wand, and hides in multiple places around Gruntilda's Lair. Unlike her other three sisters, she is nice, "beautiful", and doesn't plot to kill the duo. Brentilda made her first appearance in Banjo-Kazooie. In the game , she tells Banjo and Kazooie disgusting yet helpful facts about Gruntilda. Banjo and Kazooie use these facts for the Gruntilda square questions on the Grunty's Furnace Fun board game. Brentilda also will give Banjo and Kazooie a full health bar when they talk to her.

Except for a picture in Pawno's Emporium she is absent from Banjo-Tooie.

Gruntilda Facts

• Brentilda 1: The first Brentilda is located in the Grunty Round Floor Tile room.
  • Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with salted slug flavored tooth paste!
  • Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with mouldy cheese flavored tooth paste!
  • She also washes her hair with engine oil. Yuk!
  • She also washes her hair with rancid milk. Yuk!
  • And she gets her clothes from the trash can!
  • And she gets her clothes from the Witches Warehouse!

• Brentilda 2: The second Brentilda is located in the Click Clock Wood Puzzle room.

• Brentilda 3: The third Brintilda is located in Clanker's Cavern entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe.
  • Grunty wears a flea circus under that repulsive dress of hers!
  • She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is Ripper!
  • My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Cauldron Crew. They're Awful!
  • My sister sings in her own band, Grunty and the Broomstick Boys. They're Awful!

• Brentilda 4: The fourth Brentilda is located behind the Huge Grunty Statue.
  • My lazy sister often sleeps in a pig sty, the dirty hag!
  • The only thing she's ever won was the Biggest Butt Competition at Witch School!
  • The only thing she's ever won was the Dirtiest Undies Competition at Witch School!
  • She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, posing in her long-johns!
  • She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, sitting on her broomstick!

• Brentilda 5: The fifth Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the Bubble Gloop Swamp Entrance room.
  • My fat old sister's favorite sport is broomstick racing!
  • My fat old sister's favorite sport is belly barging!
  • Although she's dim, she attended Fat Hag High!
  • Although she's dim, she attended St. Dungball's School!
  • You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is blowing balloons up with her butt!

• Brentilda 6: The sixth Brentilda is located behind the entrance to Gobi's Valley.
  • Grunty's best friend at Witch School was the awful Fatty Hatty!
  • When relaxing, she usually reads Fat Hag Monthly Magazine!
  • When relaxing, she usually reads Big Butts and Guts Magazine!
  • While sipping a glass of her favorite camel spit milkshake!
  • While sipping a glass of her favorite cold worm juice!

• Brentilda 7: The seventh Brentilda is located on top of the Grunty Face Statue's hat.
  • The disgusting Gruntilda has spider pancakes for breakfast!
  • The disgusting Gruntilda has rat bagles for breakfast!
  • Then she usually has slug stew for dinner. Yuk!
  • Then she usually has maggot pie for dinner. Yuk!
  • Wartbags then finishes with eyeball ice cream for dessert. How horrid!
  • Wartbags then finishes with cockroaches and cream for dessert. How horrid!

• Brentilda 8: The eighth Brentilda is located on the ledge that the narrow path in the Lava Room leads to.

• Brentilda 9: The ninth Brentilda is located behind one of the gravestones to the right of the Mad Monster Mansion entrance.
  • Did you know Wartbags keeps a dragon's foot in her pocket for luck?
  • I've also seen my sister cuddling a huge sweaty baboon in bed at night!
  • I've also seen my sister cuddling her dirty undies in bed at night!
  • She's really proud of proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Super Gutlifter Pro!
  • She's really proud of proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range Lardmaster 2000!

• Brentilda 10: The tenth Brentilda is located behind one of the tall logs in the Click Clock Wood entrance room.
  • Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is flying radio controlled bats!
  • This poor guy called Undead Ed was her first and only boyfriend!
  • When she was younger, Grunty used to have a baby dragon as a pet.

Notes

• Brentilda may be a homage to the Good Witch of the North, from The Wizard of Oz, where she is the exact opposite of the Wicked Witch of the West (who may be personified by Gruntilda).

Trivia

• She is the only sister who doesn't wear black.
• She was the 'favourite one' out of the four sisters.