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==Quotes==
==Quotes==
(When the booth is opened):
*"''Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!''"
*Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!
*"''Hurry up and order, weirdos I'm a busy guy!''"
(Meeting Joe for the first time):
*"''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hurry up and order, weirdos - I'm a busy guy!
*"''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.''"
*'''Kazooie: '''So I see, we had to fight our way through this crowd of customers you have!
*"''Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?
*"''Why, you cheeky...''"
(If you decide to get fries):
*"''Errrm... Yes.''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*"''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
*"''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?''"
*'''Banjo: '''I knew he would say that!
*"''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Yep, me too.
*"''Er, and I can spit fries really far...''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''''(gives the duo fries)'' Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!
*'''Kazooie: '''Yes, you'd better prepare for the impending rush...
*'''Salty Joe: '''Why, you cheeky...
(If you decide to get fries only as Banjo):
*'''Banjo: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
*'''Banjo: '''Are you paid to say that?
*'''Salty Joe: '''Errrm... Yes. ''(gives Banjo an order of fries)''
*'''Banjo: '''Thanks. I'll be off to continue on my exciting adventure now.
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.
*'''Banjo: '''You have?
*'''Salty Joe: '''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?
*'''Banjo: '''Err...
*'''Salty Joe: '''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?
*'''Banjo: '''No.
*'''Salty Joe: '''Er, and I can spit fries really far...
*'''Banjo: '''See you later, Joe.


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