Difference between revisions of "List of Lord of Games quotes"

Quotes, dialogue, and speech that are from [[Lord of Games]].

*'''L.O.G.:''' Greetings, O second-game characters!.<br />'''Banjo''' W-who are you?<br />'''L.O.G.:''' My title is the Lord of Games, but you has-beens call me L.O.G. I am the grand creator of all videogames!"<br />'''Kazooie:''' Even ones that don't sell very well, like ''Ghoulies''?<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, so tell old Grunty what brings L.O.G. here?<br />'''L.O.G.:''' I come to settle your differences, cliched crone. You will play a challenge of my choice. To the winner goes Spiral Mountain. To the loser... an eternity of toil in my video game factory!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' This sounds like a preposterous ruse, what'll you do if we refuse?<br />(He turns them into a pumpkin and a frog creature)<br />'''Banjo:''' Oh dear...<br />'''L.O.G.:''' I wish they could stay like this, but I suppose you people would actually like to take a part in this game.<br />Now then, in line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!<br />No no, it's all too painful to watch, gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmmm. Very well then, failures, listen carefully.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Failures? We've been in several games already!<br />'''L.O.G.:''' But nowhere near as many as that [http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario Italian gentleman], correct?<br />'''Banjo:''' He does have a point.<br />'''L.O.G.:''' I will now transport you to a brand new game world, considerably more impressive than anything you've seen before.<br />'''Gruntlda:''' My body's gone but not my eyes, all I see is a pack of lies!<br />'''Banjo:''' Mr. L.O.G., I don't think any of us are really in good enough shape for another adventure.<br />'''L.O.G.:''' Any other requests?<br />'''Kazooie:''' Hey, L.C.D. brain, where are my moves from the previous games?<br />'''L.O.G.:''' You won't be needing those. They were rather outdated, anyway.<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!<br />'''L.O.G.:''' Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Come on Banjo, grab us the cool-looking one!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Too slow, loosers. Watch me go! I'll win it this time, I just know!<br />'''Banjo:''' This one looks a bit safer...<br />'''Kazooie:''' No, it looks like a shopping trolley. We'll really look very stupid.

 

=== L.O.G.'s Tips===

 

*"Press and hold the Y Button when on foot to recall a distant or lost vehicle. This will not work during a Jiggy game. That would be cheating!"

*"If you've built a heavy vehicle, you'll need to add more power to enable it to perform well."

*"Have you been playing for a while but still don't like the vehicle-based gameplay? Maybe you need to buy Banjo-Kazooie on Xbox Live Arcade instead."

*"Showdown Town is made up of six different districts: the town center, theater district, seaside, lake, docks and uptown."

*"Collect the Mumbo Crates around Showdown Town, then take them to Mumbo's Motors to add more vehicle parts to the garage parts store."

*"I've heard that cooking roast beef in the Nutty Acres volcano is considered a real achievement."

*"Hold up on the D-Pad when not in a Jiggy game to make a shortcut to Mumbo's Motors, where you can build or test vehicles."

*"Visit Mumbo's Motor's in Showdown Town to build and fine-tune your very own vehicles."

*"Most of the vehicle parts in the Weapon category also require ammo to function. A simple but crucial point."

*"Leave plenty of space between wheels and add them to the corners of land-based vehicles for optimal performance."

*"Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spec-o-Spy vehicle part is the answer."

*"In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party."

*"Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds