Gruntilda/quotes

In Certain Areas

Gruntilda's Lair

At Random

• Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!
• Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running!
• Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!
• My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash I save my cash!
• I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!
• Can't you get here any faster, come and fight me I'm the master!
• If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!
• Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!
• I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!
• It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird!
• How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!
• That ugly bear you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!
• Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!
• You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!
• Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!
• I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!
• My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet!
• Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!
• I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!
• When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!
• Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!
• When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!
• Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!
• Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!
• Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers fries and chips galore!
• Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!
• Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!
• Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!

Specific Events

• There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!
• That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!
• You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door!
• That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!
• When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!
• If one more page I see you turn, than (sic) Grunty shall Cheato burn!
• That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!

Treasure Trove Cove

• That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be!
• That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs!
• All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick!
• Gold feathers you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty!

Bubblegloop Swamp

• First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!
• I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!

Gobi's Valley

• Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet!

Mad Monster Mansion

• Those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!
• I can't believe you went in there, now wash your hands, filthy bear!
• These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!
• Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt!
• Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!

Rusty Bucket Bay

• My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge.
• In the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is lost twice as fast!

During Cutscenes

Introduction to Banjo-Kazooie

• Dingpot, Dingpot by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
• Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!
• What d'you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!
• No no no you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!
• If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be.
• Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
• Don't scratch and bite little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
• This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!
• Rescue you he will not dare, there's many danger's in my lair!
• Hurry Klungo push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!

Game Over From Banjo-Kazooie

• Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up I need full power!
• Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!