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*"''Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.''" | *"''Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.''" | ||
*"''That looked rather painful. Let's begin, shall we?''" | *"''That looked rather painful. Let's begin, shall we?''" | ||
*"''This charming locale is known as [[Showdown Town]]''" | *"''This charming locale is known as [[Showdown Town]]''." | ||
*"''Perched up there is my splendid videogame factory''" | *"''Perched up there is my splendid videogame factory''." | ||
*"''While exploring the town, look for these doors, which lead into Game Worlds of my own creation. There you'll find [[Jiggy|Jigsaw Pieces]]...''" | *"''While exploring the town, look for these doors, which lead into Game Worlds of my own creation. There you'll find [[Jiggy|Jigsaw Pieces]]...''" | ||
*"''Silence, Bregull. Deposit the Jigsaw Pieces in the [[Jiggy Bank]], and more doors will open to you.''" | *"''Silence, Bregull. Deposit the Jigsaw Pieces in the [[Jiggy Bank]], and more doors will open to you.''" | ||
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*"''That [[Trophy Thomas]] fellow seems to think his gifts equal my own, but when it comes to maximizing your Jiggy count by replaying games, he does serve a purpose.''" | *"''That [[Trophy Thomas]] fellow seems to think his gifts equal my own, but when it comes to maximizing your Jiggy count by replaying games, he does serve a purpose.''" | ||
*"''I invented the first-person shooter, you know. Wish I hadn't bothered now. Have you seen how many of the thing there are? I expect there's even a space marine in this game somewhere.''" | *"''I invented the first-person shooter, you know. Wish I hadn't bothered now. Have you seen how many of the thing there are? I expect there's even a space marine in this game somewhere.''" | ||
*"''You may be restricted to a single vehicle in Showdown Town, but don't let that put you off experimenting with your best new parts to create mean machines for use in the | *"''You may be restricted to a single vehicle in Showdown Town, but don't let that put you off experimenting with your best new parts to create mean machines for use in the Game Worlds!''" | ||
*"''Whatever the outcome of this conflict, do you think you could consider not having a nemesis for a while? Your squabbling gives me a serious migraine, right here, behind my screen.''" | *"''Whatever the outcome of this conflict, do you think you could consider not having a nemesis for a while? Your squabbling gives me a serious migraine, right here, behind my screen.''" | ||
*"''Most of the [[Game Globe]] plinths are in exclusive areas of Showdown Town for a reason. I don't want you juggling games in five different worlds from the outset! Focus and earn your progress!''" | |||
*"''How are you getting on with the wrench? Finding new uses for it? Those bolts around town aren't purely decorative, you know...''" | |||
*"''Large areas of town will be unavailable to you at first. It seemed fitting that landmark battles with your nemesis Gruntilda should grant you the elements needed to progress.''" | |||
*"''The [[Jinjo]]s in the Game Worlds are rather more independent than the few remaining in Showdown Town, who may need some help to escape their current circumstances.''" | *"''The [[Jinjo]]s in the Game Worlds are rather more independent than the few remaining in Showdown Town, who may need some help to escape their current circumstances.''" | ||
*"''I discarded a lot of Game Worlds from this adventure. The Sewers of Severity, Vomit Volcano, Tooty Land... None of them made the cut, for whatever reason.''" | *"''She's a curious one, your arch-enemy, standing around refusing to take part. Don't be tempted to follow suit! Completing challenge is vital to your success, both here and back home!''" | ||
*"''They're all in the pipeline | *"''I discarded a lot of Game Worlds from this adventure. The [[List of implied locations#Sewers of Severity|Sewers of Severity]], [[List of implied locations#Vomit Volcano|Vomit Volcano]], [[List of implied locations#Tooty Land|Tooty Land]]... None of them made the cut, for whatever reason.''" | ||
*"''You should be grateful, I could've sent you to Hoedown Town. It's awful. The music, the dancing!''" | *"''They're all in the pipeline, you know. [[List of implied entertainment#Killer Instinct 3|Killer Instinct 3]], [[rarewiki:Battletoads (series)|Battletoads]] and [[rarewiki:Jet Force Gemini|Jet Force Gemini]] games. Even [[List of implied entertainment#Grabbed by the Ghoulies II|Ghoulies 2]]! Oh you'll never believe that. I've ruined my own humorous jape.''" | ||
*"''Remember [[Canary Mary]]? Did you have fun racing her? How I laughed when I was setting up those levels. I'm still laughing.''" | |||
*"''You should be grateful, I could've sent you to [[List of implied locations#Hoedown Town|Hoedown Town]]. It's awful. The music, the dancing!''" | |||
*"''Yes, there is a [[List of implied characters#Lady of Games|Lady of Games]], not that it's any of your business. She invented the first games to feature pony-riding, lovely kittens, and ninjas being blown up with rocket launchers.''" | |||
*"''For my next trick, I may take that [[rarewiki:Viva Piñata (series)|Piñata franchise]] down the survival horror route. What do you think? They go bad, trap you in a cabin and you have to fend them off with a shovel handle.''" | |||
*"''What's that? You want to know why you've never met or heard of me before? Well, I'm very good at disguising myself. Pet my piglet!''" | *"''What's that? You want to know why you've never met or heard of me before? Well, I'm very good at disguising myself. Pet my piglet!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''So did you meet your old acquaintances around town? I thought it might be amusing if they took supporting roles in the Game Worlds too. Short-staffed? Why would you think that?''" | ||
*"''So, you freed all the Jinjos? What if some of them were actually criminals? I jest. Shrewd work, bear.''" | *"''So, you freed all the Jinjos? What if some of them were actually criminals? I jest. Shrewd work, bear.''" | ||
*"''A potential injustice is resolved, now that all the freed Jinjos have been replaced with [[Minjo]]s. A good job, well done.''" | *"''A potential injustice is resolved, now that all the freed Jinjos have been replaced with [[Minjo]]s. A good job, well done.''" | ||
*''Alas, No. The [[Warp Pad|warp system]] is built to transport vehicles. Not of bunch of animals running on foot like. Well... like animals. Hop back into | *"''You've found a [[Jiggy Tamper Switch]]. It has helpfully "massaged" your Jiggy score, in effect giving you a free Jiggy. I knew I should've deactivated those things... Still, points for effort!''" | ||
*''Alas, No. The [[Warp Pad|warp system]] is built to transport vehicles. Not of bunch of animals running on foot like. Well... like animals. Hop back into your Trolley and try again''" | |||
*"''[[L.O.G.'s Lost Challenges]] can only be accessed by entering through this door, and not by using the main entrance to [[Mumbo's Motors]].''" | |||
*"''You've beaten all my lost challenges to T.T. standard! T.T. is so livid, he's splashed out with the gold paint in a vain and gaudy attempt to reassert his magnificence. Congratulations, bear!''" | |||
===Spiral Mountain=== | ===Spiral Mountain=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Unless my pixels deceive me, it would appear that you've made it to the final challenge, bear. I applaud the combination of willpower and sheer blind luck that has carried you this far.''" | ||
*"''Now for your next test. Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs! That's right, in the skip. Oh, very well, the "dumpster". | *"''This challenge is like nothing you've attempted so far. There are 6 challenges to be completed. The cumulative timer gauges your performance through all 6 tasks. But! Pause for drama... Only one vehicle will be allowed.''" | ||
*"''I do believe that's the right answer!''" | *"''You've proven your worth to me once, but feel free to impress me again! The thrill never wears off!''" | ||
*"''Well done, you answered that correctly!''" | *"''We'll begin with a relatively easy task. Stay within the marked area until the countdown reaches zero.''" | ||
*"''Excellent, a correct answer!''". | *"''Time for a break after that simple introduction, and of course it wouldn't be a Banjo-Kazooie game without some quiz questions near the end. Answer correctly to wind back the challenge clock!''" | ||
*"''Now for your next test. Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs! That's right, in the skip. Oh, very well, the "dumpster." Sigh...''" | |||
*"''Yes, Spiral Mountain is looking tidier already. Back to the quiz!''" | |||
*"''Efficiently done! Now to shoot some targets. Destroy all of them to progress further into the challenge.''" | |||
*"''Impressive shooting! Let's see if you can be quite as quick on the draw in my rapid-fire quiz.''" | |||
*"''Very well, we'll continue. Follow the marked route, passing through each [[checkpoint]].''" | |||
*"''I'm beginning to think I set the difficulty for these challenges too low. Let's ramp up the quiz questions!''" | |||
*"''Almost there! Collect all the [[Honeycomb]]s and return them to me. It's not unoriginal, how dare you! It's... Er... Satirical.''" | |||
*"''Still no problems with the physical side of things, I see. Ready for a few more mental curveballs?''" | |||
*"''The last stage. Do you feel the excitement building? Push all the [[Colliwobble|big-eyed, bite-sized vegetables]] out of the marked area!''" | |||
*"''I do believe that's the right answer!''." | |||
*"''Well done, you answered that correctly!''." | |||
*"''Excellent, a correct answer!''." | |||
*"''Sadly, no, you're wrong on that one.''" | |||
*"''No... That's not what it says on my card.''" | |||
*"''Beep! Quite incorrect.''" | |||
*"''Rubbish! That's the wrong answer.''" | |||
*"''Entirely pathetic. You didn't answer any questions correctly.''" | |||
*"''Not a performance to boast about. One question answered correctly!''" | |||
*"''Hmmm... You scored two. Not bad, but frankly I expected better.''" | |||
*"''A decent score of three, but still some room for improvement.''" | |||
*"''All question answered correctly! Aren't you the smart one?''" | *"''All question answered correctly! Aren't you the smart one?''" | ||
*"''For such a difficult task, your effort was commendable. However, the true prize remains out of reach this time.''" | |||
*"''You've done well, Banjo. The prize is yours, but remember, even the most determined efforts can be bettered!''' | |||
*"''My eyes are almost popping out of my screen! A performance like that earns you the very highest reward!''" | *"''My eyes are almost popping out of my screen! A performance like that earns you the very highest reward!''" | ||
===When hit=== | |||
*"''Sigh. This latest batch of characters is even more dysfunctional than I suspected.''" | |||
*"''I'll assume that was an accident. Keep it up and I'll reduce you to constituent pixels!''" | |||
===L.O.G.'s Lost Challenges=== | |||
*"''Welcome to my lost challenges! I had considered hosting them in the Sewers of Severity, so count yourself lucky. Here you'll find some familiar hosts with tough new trials to test your mettle.''" | |||
*"''I've also upgraded the [[Stop 'n' Swop]] feature to include [[Banjo-Tooie (Xbox Live Arcade)|Banjo-Tooie on Xbox Live Arcade]]. If you have Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie, complete Stop 'n' Swop for new rewards here in Nuts & Bolts!''" | |||
*"''Ah, good work! That's a full set of black and white Jiggies. As a little reward, I've added some concept art to your photo gallery.''" | |||
*"''You'll find it on the pause menu, but only when you're playing these lost challenges. Now then!''" | |||
*"''Well, it seems you've beaten all my lost challenges in your own contraptions. I am simultaneously impressed and vexed. I didn't think you had the creativity...''" | |||
*"''I've added some more concept art to the gallery, as fans seem to like this stuff, and [[Klungo]] mentioned he has a present for you too. I shudder to think, but it can't hurt to pay him a visit.''" | |||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
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*"''I believe somebody has something to show you.''" | *"''I believe somebody has something to show you.''" | ||
*"''Of course, I have the best gift for you. It's just a little something I made eariler.''" | *"''Of course, I have the best gift for you. It's just a little something I made eariler.''" | ||
*"''Let's take a look, shall we?''" | *"''Let's take a look, shall we?''." | ||
===Loading Screen Tips=== | ===Loading Screen Tips=== | ||
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*"''Leave plenty of space between wheels and add them to the corners of land-based vehicles for optimal performance.''" | *"''Leave plenty of space between wheels and add them to the corners of land-based vehicles for optimal performance.''" | ||
*"''Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spy-o-Specs vehicle part is the answer.''" | *"''Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spy-o-Specs vehicle part is the answer.''" | ||
*"''Reading these tips is usually quite helpful. As you can see, this one is an exception. Sorry about that.''" | |||
*"''During races, the green checkpoint is always the next one you need to pass through, then amber, then red.''" | |||
*"''In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party.''" | *"''In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party.''" | ||
*"''Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds.''" | *"''Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds.''" | ||
*"''Remember, Kazooie can pick up and carry any moveable object. Just stand close enough to highlight it and hold the {{button|360|RT}} Right Trigger.''" | |||
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