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| The '''Top of the Tower''' is at the top of [[Gruntilda's Lair]] in ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]'', and is where the final battle occurs between [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] against [[Gruntilda]]. | | The '''Top of the Tower''' is at the top of [[Gruntilda's Lair]] in ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]'', and is where the final battle occurs between [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] against [[Gruntilda]]. |
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| ==[[Gruntilda]]'s Rhymes==
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| ===[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] entering===
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| *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!
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| *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
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| *Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
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| *Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
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| *I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
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| *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
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| *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.
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| ===1st Phase===
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| ====[[Gruntilda]] Hurt====
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| *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
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| *Ouch my gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
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| *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
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| *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
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| *Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!
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| ====[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] Hurt====
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| *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
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| *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
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| *See this swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!
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| *Mmm I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!
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| *Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!
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| ===2nd Phase===
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| ====Transition====
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| *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
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| *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
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| *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
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| *Ah it's time to change my spot to put me out of range!
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| *This spot's proving rather rough, I'll have to move to make it tough!
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| ====[[Gruntilda]] Hurt====
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| *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
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| *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
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| *I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
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| *Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
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| *This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
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| *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
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| *That's not fair I wasn't ready, I feel faint and all unsteady!
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| ====[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] Hurt====
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| *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
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| *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
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| *These bolts fly with such a whizz, I love the way they screech and fizz!
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| *Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!
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| *Hah you took another zap, I got you through that little gap!
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| *Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!
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| *Hear that fireball fizz and bang, you're hairy butt took quite a clang!
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| ===3rd Phase===
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| ====Transition====
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| *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
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| *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
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| *A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
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| *Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
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| *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
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| *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
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| *Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!
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| ====[[Gruntilda]] Hurt====
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| *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
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| *ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
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| *Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
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| *YOWW That beak gave me a jolt, so you can have this lightning bolt!
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| *Ouch now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!
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| ====[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] Hurt====
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| *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
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| *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
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| *Another whack that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
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| *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
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| *Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!
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| *I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop me dangling underneath!
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| ===4th Phase===
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| ====Transition====
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| *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
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| *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
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| *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
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| *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
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| *So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!
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| (Jinjo statues appear)
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| *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
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| *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
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| *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
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| *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
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| *Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
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| ====[[Gruntilda]] Hurt====
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| *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
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| *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
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| *Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
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| *Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
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| *Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
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| *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
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| ====[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] Hurt====
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| *Your stupid friends aren't much help, standing there while I make you yelp!
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| *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
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| *Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!
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| *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
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| *Get used to that, there's plenty more of other nasty spells in store!
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| ===5th Phase===
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| ====Transition====
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| *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
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| *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
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| *My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
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| *Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
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| *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
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| (Jinjonator appears)
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| *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
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| *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
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| *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
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| *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
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| *That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!
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| ====[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] Hurt====
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| *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
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| *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
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| *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
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| *I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!
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| *Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!
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| ===[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack===
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| *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
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| *See your [[Jinjo]] fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
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| *Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
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| *There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
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| *Grunty's strength will see me through, when jinjo's gone I'll batter you!
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| '''(Attack succeeds)'''
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| *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
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| *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
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| *Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
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| *AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
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| *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
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| ===Magnet Spell===
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| *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
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| *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
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| *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
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| *Spell of [[Banjo]] homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
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| *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!
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| ==Gallery== | | ==Gallery== |
