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[[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series. | [[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and yet very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie series]]. | ||
==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== | ||
====Game Manual==== | |||
*Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go? | |||
*As cute as me, you [[Tooty|stupid pot]]? For her own sake, I hope she's not! | |||
*I need those looks far more than she, and finally perfect I shall be! | |||
====Introduction==== | ====Introduction==== | ||
*[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? | *[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? | ||
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*What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me! | *What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me! | ||
*No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had! | *No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had! | ||
*If [[Tooty ]]thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | *If [[Tooty]] thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | ||
*Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | *Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | ||
*Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! | *Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! | ||
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*Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | ||
====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ||
At Random | '''At Random''' | ||
*Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | ||
*Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | *[[Gruntilda|Grunty's]] plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! | ||
*Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! | *Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! | ||
*My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! | *My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! | ||
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*Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme! | *Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme! | ||
*I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say! | *I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say! | ||
*It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird! | *It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]]! | ||
*How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! | *How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! | ||
*That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | *That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | ||
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*I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! | *I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! | ||
*My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet! | *My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet! | ||
*Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | *[[Tooty|Tooty's]] fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | ||
*I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | *I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | ||
*When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! | *When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! | ||
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*Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | ||
*Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | ||
* | *Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! | ||
*Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | *Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | ||
*Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | *Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | ||
*My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | ||
*I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | *I've learned this [[Magnet Spell|spell]], it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | ||
Specific Events | '''Specific Events''' | ||
*There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | *There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | ||
*That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | *That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! | ||
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*What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough! | *What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough! | ||
*It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there! | *It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there! | ||
*To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of Jiggies make it complete! | *To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggies]] make it complete! | ||
*Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find! | *Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find! | ||
*I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top! | *I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top! | ||
*Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! | *Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! | ||
*See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | ||
*Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! | *[[Grunty]]'s fate this should not be, so hurry, [[Klungo]], rescue me! | ||
*I lost my doll, you ugly bear, get it and bring it to my lair! | *I lost my doll, you ugly bear, get it and bring it to my lair! | ||
*Now I can sleep at night, you're lucky because I was ready to fight! | *Now I can sleep at night, you're lucky because I was ready to fight! | ||
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*I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! | *I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! | ||
====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== | ====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== | ||
*Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet! | *Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some [[Running Shoes|faster feet]]! | ||
====[[Mad Monster Mansion]]==== | ====[[Mad Monster Mansion]]==== | ||
*Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | *Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | ||
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*Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! | *Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! | ||
====[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]==== | ====[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]==== | ||
Introduction | '''Introduction''' | ||
*Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! | *Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! | ||
*My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands! | *My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands! | ||
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*So step on over to the square, press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | *So step on over to the square, press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | ||
*So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry! | *So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry! | ||
Squares | '''Squares''' | ||
*A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | *A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | ||
*A visual challenge you stupid bear, To tell me who is it or where! | *A visual challenge you stupid bear, To tell me who is it or where! | ||
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*I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! | *I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! | ||
*Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! | *Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! | ||
Challenges | '''Challenges''' | ||
*The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | *The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | ||
*Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | *Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | ||
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*The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | *The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | ||
*Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | *Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | ||
Answering | '''Answering correctly''' | ||
*A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! | *A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! | ||
*Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! | *Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! | ||
*That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? | *That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? | ||
Failing a square | '''Failing a square''' | ||
*Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! | *Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! | ||
*Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! | *Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! | ||
*An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! | *An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! | ||
Collecting an item on the board | '''Collecting an item on the board''' | ||
*An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | *An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | ||
*The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | ||
Ending | '''Ending''' | ||
*No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board! | *No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board! | ||
*It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin! | *It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin! | ||
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====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ||
Banjo and Kazooie | '''Banjo and Kazooie entering''' | ||
*I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! | ||
*But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! | ||
*Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! | *Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! | ||
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*I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | ||
*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
1st Phase | '''1st Phase''' | ||
Gruntilda | '''Gruntilda gets hurt''' | ||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
*Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster! | *Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie | '''Banjo and Kazooie get hurt''' | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
*AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | *AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
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*Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow! | *Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow! | ||
*Mmm, I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone! | *Mmm, I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone! | ||
2nd Phase | '''2nd Phase''' | ||
Transition | '''Transition''' | ||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | ||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | ||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | ||
*Ah, it's time to change, my spot to put me out of range! | *Ah, it's time to change, my spot to put me out of range! | ||
Gruntilda | '''Gruntilda gets hurt''' | ||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
*ARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | *ARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
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*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | ||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie | '''Banjo and Kazooie get hurt''' | ||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | ||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | ||
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*Hah you took another zap, I got you through that little gap! | *Hah you took another zap, I got you through that little gap! | ||
*Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss! | *Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss! | ||
3rd Phase | '''3rd Phase''' | ||
Transition | '''Transition''' | ||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
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*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
*Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe! | *Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe! | ||
Gruntilda | '''Gruntilda gets hurt''' | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
*Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | *Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | ||
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | *Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie | '''Banjo and Kazooie get hurt''' | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
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*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | ||
*Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums! | *Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums! | ||
4th Phase | '''4th Phase''' | ||
Transition | '''Transition''' | ||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
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*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
*So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath! | *So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath! | ||
[[Jinjo]] statues appear | '''[[Jinjo]] statues appear''' | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | ||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
Gruntilda | '''Gruntilda gets hurt''' | ||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | ||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | ||
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*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | *Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie | '''Banjo and Kazooie get hurt''' | ||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | ||
*Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave! | *Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave! | ||
5th Phase | '''5th Phase''' | ||
Transition | '''Transition''' | ||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | ||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
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*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | *Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
Jinjonator appears | '''[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] appears''' | ||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
*That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be! | *That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie | '''Banjo and Kazooie get hurt''' | ||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
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*I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow! | *I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow! | ||
*Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would! | *Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would! | ||
'''Jinjonator attacks''' | |||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | *Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | ||
Attack succeeds | '''Attack succeeds''' | ||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
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*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
Magnet Spell | '''[[Magnet Spell]]''' | ||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day! | ||
*See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | ||
*Here is a spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | *Here is a spell of [[Banjo]] homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | ||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | ||
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*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | *[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | ||
*Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! | *Look at [[Gruntilda|Grunty]] she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! | ||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
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*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | *With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | ||
*I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past. | *I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past. | ||
*Without his bird, | *Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost! | ||
*Now I have your | *Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend. | ||
*With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! | *With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! | ||
*Hold tight, | *Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past. | ||
=== [[Breegull Beach]] === | === [[Breegull Beach]] === | ||
'''Introduction''' | |||
Introduction | |||
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | *Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | ||
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | ||
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | ||
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | ||
After beating | '''After beating''' | ||
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | *My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | ||
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=== [[Spiller's Harbor]] === | === [[Spiller's Harbor]] === | ||
'''Introduction''' | |||
Introduction | |||
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | *Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | ||
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | *Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | ||
After beating | '''After beating''' | ||
*This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | *This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | ||
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | ||
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] === | === [[Grunty's Castle]] === | ||
Introduction | '''Introduction''' | ||
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | *Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | ||
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | *If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | ||
After beating at the first battle | '''After beating at the first battle''' | ||
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | *Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | ||
Before starting a quiz | '''Before starting a quiz''' | ||
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | ||
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | ||
*With an answer is correct, with button A you can select. | *With an answer is correct, with button A you can select. | ||
After finishing a quiz | '''After finishing a quiz''' | ||
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | *Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | ||
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*To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | *To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | ||
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | *My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | ||
After beating the final boss when you | '''After beating the final boss when you get 10/12 hits''' | ||
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | *Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | ||
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | *Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | ||
After beating the final boss when you | '''After beating the final boss when you get all 12/12 hits''' | ||
*AAAH! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | *AAAH! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | ||
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*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | *If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | ||
==[[: | ==[[:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]] == | ||
====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
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*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | *Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | ||
*At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | *At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | ||
*Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings [[Lord of Games|LOG]] here? | *Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old [[Gruntilda|Grunty]], what brings [[Lord of Games|LOG]] here? | ||
*That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? | *That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? | ||
*My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies! | *My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies! | ||
*Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame! | *[[Kazooie|Bird]] was bad in our [[Banjo-Tooie|last game]], now it seems she's extra lame! | ||
*Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know! | *Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know! | ||
*While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot | *While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot]]s to make you panic! | ||
*So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? | *So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? | ||
====[[Showdown Town]]==== | ====[[Showdown Town]]==== | ||
*Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | *Hey there [[Banjo|bear]], go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | ||
*After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | *After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | ||
*Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke? | *Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke? | ||
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*The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming! | *The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming! | ||
*You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | *You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | ||
*[[Jinjo | *[[Jinjo]]s and [[Jiggy|Jiggies]]? [[Bottles]] and [[Mumbo Jumbo|Mumbo]]? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! | ||
*My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! | *My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! | ||
*Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate! | *[[Spiral Mountain]] isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate! | ||
*My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact! | *My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact! | ||
*You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin! | *You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin! | ||
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*The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | *The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | ||
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | *Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | ||
If hit | '''If hit''' | ||
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | ||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | ||
Ending | '''Ending''' | ||
*How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | ||
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | ||
[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
[[Category:Rhyming]] | [[Category:Rhyming]] | ||
