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*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.
*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.
=====1st Phase=====
=====1st Phase=====
======Gruntilda Hurt======
Gruntilda Hurt
 
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!
*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
*Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!
*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!
*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!
=====2nd Phase=====
=====2nd Phase=====
======Transition======
======Transition======
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
======Gruntilda Hurt======
======Gruntilda Hurt======
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
*Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
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*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!
*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck!
=====3rd Phase=====
=====3rd Phase=====
======Transition======
======Transition======
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
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*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!
======Gruntilda Hurt======
======Gruntilda Hurt======
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
*ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!  
*ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!  
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
*Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
*Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!
*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!
=====4th Phase=====
=====4th Phase=====
======Transition======
======Transition======
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
======[[Jinjo]] statues appear======
======[[Jinjo]] statues appear======
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!
======Gruntilda Hurt======
======Gruntilda Hurt======
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
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*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt======
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!
=====5th Phase=====
=====5th Phase=====
Transition
Transition
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
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*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!
Jinjonator appears
Jinjonator appears
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!
[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack
[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!
Attack succeeds
Attack succeeds
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
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*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!
Magnet Spell
Magnet Spell
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
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*Hers is my spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
*Hers is my spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!


===Game Over===
===Game Over===
*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!
*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!
*Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty|Tooth]]!
*Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty|Tooth]]!
===Ending===
===Ending===
*Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]!
*Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]!
*All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!
*All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!
==[[Banjo-Tooie]]==
==[[Banjo-Tooie]]==
====Opening====
====Opening====
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me?
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me?
*I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?
*I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?
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*Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!
*Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!
*No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!
*No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!
====When B.O.B. scene starts====
====When B.O.B. scene starts====
*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?
*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?
==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]==
==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]==
=== Opening ===
=== Opening ===
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.
*I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past.
*I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past.
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*With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!
*With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!
*Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past
*Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past
=== [[Breegull Beach]] ===
=== [[Breegull Beach]] ===
Introduction
Introduction
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest.
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest.
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!
After beating
After beating
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!
*I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.
*I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.
=== [[Spiller's Harbor]] ===
=== [[Spiller's Harbor]] ===
Introduction
Introduction
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!
After beating
After beating
*This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.
*This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] ===
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] ===
Introduction
Introduction
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!
After beating at the first battle
After beating at the first battle


*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick!
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick!
Before starting a quiz
Before starting a quiz


*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.
*With an answer is correct, with button A you can select
*With an answer is correct, with button A you can select
After finishing a quiz
After finishing a quiz
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.
*Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.
*Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.
*This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time you see you on the tower!
*This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time you see you on the tower!


===  Final Boss Battle ===
===  Final Boss Battle ===
*The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.
*The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.
*To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace!
*To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace!
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!!
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!!
After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits
After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!
After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits
After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits
*AAAH! This can't be my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!
*AAAH! This can't be my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!
===  Ending===
===  Ending===
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!


==[[:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]] ==
==[[:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]] ==
====Opening====
====Opening====
*Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!
*Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!
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*While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic!
*While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic!
*So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?
*So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?
====[[Showdown Town]]====
====[[Showdown Town]]====
*Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!
*Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!
*After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!
*After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!
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*You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!
*You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!
*Beating my challenge, I think you're so clver. Your next sucess approximately never!!
*Beating my challenge, I think you're so clver. Your next sucess approximately never!!
====[[Nutty Acres]]====
====[[Nutty Acres]]====
*Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size!
*Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size!
*The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see.
*The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see.
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*Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime.
*Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime.
*The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!
*The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!
====[[LOGBOX 720]]====
====[[LOGBOX 720]]====
*[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!
*[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!
*I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!
*I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!
*My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank!
*My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank!
====[[Banjoland]]====
====[[Banjoland]]====
*[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?
*[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?
*No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!
*No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!
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*Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!
*Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!
*You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep!
*You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep!
===[[Jiggoseum]]===
===[[Jiggoseum]]===
*Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!
*Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!
*I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!
*I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!
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*Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!
*Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!
*You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!
*You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!
===[[Terrarium of Terror]]===
===[[Terrarium of Terror]]===
*See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!
*See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!
*This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!
*This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!
*Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!
*Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!
*I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!
*I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!
=== <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> ===
=== <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> ===
*My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles&nbsp;to&nbsp;give you a pasting!
*My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles&nbsp;to&nbsp;give you a pasting!
*You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down!
*You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down!
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*My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory!
*My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory!
*Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers!
*Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers!
====If hit====
====If hit====
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!
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*The fortress is breached! Its defeneses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast.
*The fortress is breached! Its defeneses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast.
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches!
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches!
====Ending====
====Ending====
*How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!
*How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!
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