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*Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! | *Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! | ||
*Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | ||
====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ||
=====At Random===== | =====At Random===== | ||
*Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! | ||
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*My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! | ||
*I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | *I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! | ||
=====Specific Events===== | =====Specific Events===== | ||
*There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | *There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! | ||
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*My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make Spiral Mountain hell! | *My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make Spiral Mountain hell! | ||
*Now I've got that bear and bird, there's nothing you can do silly nerd! | *Now I've got that bear and bird, there's nothing you can do silly nerd! | ||
====[[Treasure Trove Cove]]==== | ====[[Treasure Trove Cove]]==== | ||
*That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! | *That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! | ||
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*All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! | *All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! | ||
*[[Gold Feathers|<u>Golden Feathers</u>]] you may have 20, but bruises you'll still get plenty! | *[[Gold Feathers|<u>Golden Feathers</u>]] you may have 20, but bruises you'll still get plenty! | ||
====[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]==== | ====[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]==== | ||
*First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! | *First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! | ||
*I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! | *I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! | ||
====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== | ====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== | ||
*Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet! | *Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet! | ||
====[[Mad Monster Mansion]]==== | ====[[Mad Monster Mansion]]==== | ||
*Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | *Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! | ||
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*Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | *Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! | ||
*Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | *Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! | ||
====[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]==== | ====[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]==== | ||
*My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge! | *My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge! | ||
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*Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn! | *Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn! | ||
*A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more! | *A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more! | ||
====[[Click Clock Wood]]==== | ====[[Click Clock Wood]]==== | ||
*My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help! | *My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help! | ||
*You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold! | *You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold! | ||
*Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! | *Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! | ||
====[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]==== | ====[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]==== | ||
=====Introduction===== | =====Introduction===== | ||
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*'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! | *'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! | ||
*So step on over to the square, Press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | *So step on over to the square, Press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | ||
=====Squares===== | =====Squares===== | ||
*A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | *A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | ||
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*I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! | *I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! | ||
*Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! | *Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! | ||
=====Challenges===== | =====Challenges===== | ||
*The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | *The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well! | ||
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*The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | *The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | ||
*Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | *Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | ||
=====Answering Correctly===== | =====Answering Correctly===== | ||
*A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! | *A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! | ||
*Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! | *Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! | ||
*That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? | *That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? | ||
=====Failing a square===== | =====Failing a square===== | ||
*Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! | *Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! | ||
*Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! | *Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! | ||
*An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! | *An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! | ||
=====Collecting an item on the board===== | =====Collecting an item on the board===== | ||
*An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | *An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! | ||
*The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | ||
=====Ending===== | =====Ending===== | ||
*No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board! | *No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board! | ||
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*Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go! | *Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go! | ||
*You won't catch me, I've made sure, All the credits you'll now endure! | *You won't catch me, I've made sure, All the credits you'll now endure! | ||
====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie Entering===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie Entering===== | ||
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*I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! | ||
*So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. | ||
=====1st Phase===== | =====1st Phase===== | ||
======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! | ||
*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
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*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | *I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | ||
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | *My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | ||
=====2nd Phase===== | =====2nd Phase===== | ||
======Transition====== | ======Transition====== | ||
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! | ||
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! | ||
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! | ||
======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
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*Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! | ||
*Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! | ||
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! | ||
*That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! | ||
=====3rd Phase===== | =====3rd Phase===== | ||
======Transition====== | ======Transition====== | ||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
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*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | ||
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
*Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | *Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung! | ||
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
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*Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | *Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! | ||
*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | ||
=====4th Phase===== | =====4th Phase===== | ||
======Transition====== | ======Transition====== | ||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
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*Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! | ||
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
======[[Jinjo]] statues appear====== | ======[[Jinjo]] statues appear====== | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
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*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! | ||
*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | ||
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*Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | *Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! | ||
*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
*Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! | ||
=====5th Phase===== | =====5th Phase===== | ||
Transition | Transition | ||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | ||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
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*Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | *Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! | ||
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
======Jinjonator appears====== | ======Jinjonator appears====== | ||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | ||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
[[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack | [[The Mighty Jinjonator|Jinjonator]] Attack | ||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
*Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | *Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! | ||
Attack succeeds | Attack succeeds | ||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
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*AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | *AARGH! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! | ||
*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
Magnet Spell | Magnet Spell | ||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | ||
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*Hers is my spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | *Hers is my spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | ||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | ||
===Game Over=== | ===Game Over=== | ||
*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | *[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | ||
*Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty|Tooth]]! | *Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty|Tooth]]! | ||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
*Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! | *Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! | ||
*All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! | *All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! | ||
==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ||
====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me? | *No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me? | ||
*I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? | *I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? | ||
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*Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear! | *Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear! | ||
*No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear! | *No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear! | ||
====When B.O.B. scene starts==== | ====When B.O.B. scene starts==== | ||
*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? | *Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? | ||
==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]== | ||
=== Opening === | === Opening === | ||
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | *With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | ||
*I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past. | *I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past. | ||
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*With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! | *With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! | ||
*Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past | *Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past | ||
=== [[Breegull Beach]] === | === [[Breegull Beach]] === | ||
===Introduction === | |||
Introduction | |||
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | *Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | ||
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | ||
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | ||
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | ||
After beating | ===After beating === | ||
*My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | *My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! | ||
*I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. | *I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. | ||
=== [[Spiller's Harbor]] === | === [[Spiller's Harbor]] === | ||
===Introduction === | |||
Introduction | |||
*Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | *Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. | ||
*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | *Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | ||
===After beating === | |||
*This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | *This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | ||
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | ||
=== [[Grunty's Castle]] === | === [[Grunty's Castle]] === | ||
===Introduction === | |||
Introduction | |||
*Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | *Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. | ||
*If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | *If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! | ||
After beating at the first battle | After beating at the first battle | ||
*Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | *Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! | ||
Before starting a quiz | ===Before starting a quiz=== | ||
*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | ||
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | ||
*With an answer is correct, with button <!-- unsupported placeholder type --> you can select | *With an answer is correct, with button <!-- unsupported placeholder type --> you can select | ||
===After finishing a quiz=== | |||
*Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | *Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. | ||
*Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. | *Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. | ||
*This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time you see you on the tower! | *This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time you see you on the tower! | ||
=== Final Boss Battle=== | === [[Final Boss Battle]] === | ||
*The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same. | *The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same. | ||
*To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | *To your destruction you both race, of [[Banjo|bear]] and [[Kazooie|bird]] I'll leave no trace! | ||
*My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | *My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! | ||
=== After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits === | |||
*Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | *Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. | ||
*Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | *Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! | ||
===After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits=== | |||
*AAAH! This can't be my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | *AAAH! This can't be my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! | ||
=== Ending=== | === Ending=== | ||
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits. | *Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits. | ||
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | *Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | ||
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | *Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | ||
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | *If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | ||
==[[:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]] == | ==[[:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]] == | ||
====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
*Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! | *Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! | ||
*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | *Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | ||
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*While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic! | *While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic! | ||
*So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? | *So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? | ||
====[[Showdown Town]]==== | ====[[Showdown Town]]==== | ||
*Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | *Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! | ||
*After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | *After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! | ||
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*You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain! | *You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain! | ||
*Beating my challenge, I think you're so clver. Your next sucess approximately never!! | *Beating my challenge, I think you're so clver. Your next sucess approximately never!! | ||
====[[Nutty Acres]]==== | ====[[Nutty Acres]]==== | ||
*Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! | *Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! | ||
*The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. | *The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. | ||
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*Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime. | *Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime. | ||
*The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme! | *The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme! | ||
====[[LOGBOX 720]]==== | ====[[LOGBOX 720]]==== | ||
*[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter! | *[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter! | ||
*I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater! | *I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater! | ||
*My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank! | *My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank! | ||
====[[Banjoland]]==== | ====[[Banjoland]]==== | ||
*[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place? | *[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place? | ||
*No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste! | *No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste! | ||
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*Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat! | *Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat! | ||
*You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep! | *You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep! | ||
===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | ||
*Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts! | *Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts! | ||
*I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! | *I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! | ||
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*Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool! | *Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool! | ||
*You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick! | *You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick! | ||
===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== | ===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== | ||
*See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet! | *See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet! | ||
*This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass! | *This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass! | ||
*Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop! | *Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop! | ||
*I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating! | *I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating! | ||
=== <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === | === <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === | ||
*My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pasting! | *My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pasting! | ||
*You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down! | *You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down! | ||
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*My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory! | *My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory! | ||
*Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers! | *Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers! | ||
====If hit==== | ====If hit==== | ||
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | ||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | ||
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*The fortress is breached! Its defeneses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | *The fortress is breached! Its defeneses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | ||
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | *Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | ||
====Ending==== | ====Ending==== | ||
*How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | ||
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | ||
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