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**And she gets her clothes from '''''the trash can/The Witches Warehouse/Saggy Maggy's Boutique'''''! | **And she gets her clothes from '''''the trash can/The Witches Warehouse/Saggy Maggy's Boutique'''''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 2:''' The 2nd Brentilda is located in the Click Clock Wood Puzzle room. | *'''Brentilda 2:''' The 2nd Brentilda is located in the [[Click Clock Wood]] Puzzle room. | ||
**Ugly Grunty's nickname was '''''Jelly Belly/Cauldron Butt/Hog Breath''''' at witch school! | **Ugly Grunty's nickname was '''''Jelly Belly/Cauldron Butt/Hog Breath''''' at witch school! | ||
**I also know that '''''freshly burst boils/sweaty gorilla feet/putrid parrot puke''''' is her favorite smell! | **I also know that '''''freshly burst boils/sweaty gorilla feet/putrid parrot puke''''' is her favorite smell! | ||
**And the old hag's favorite color is '''''ghastly grey/dung brown/gruesome green'''''! | **And the old hag's favorite color is '''''ghastly grey/dung brown/gruesome green'''''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 3:''' The 3rd Brentilda is located in Clanker's Cavern entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe. | *'''Brentilda 3:''' The 3rd Brentilda is located in [[Clanker's Cavern]] entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe. | ||
**Grunty wears '''''a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers''''' under that repulsive dress of hers! | **Grunty wears '''''a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers''''' under that repulsive dress of hers! | ||
**She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is '''''Ripper/Legchomper/Bignacka'''''! | **She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is '''''Ripper/Legchomper/Bignacka'''''! | ||
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**She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, '''''posing in her long-johns/sitting on her broomstick/polishing her crystal ball'''''! | **She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, '''''posing in her long-johns/sitting on her broomstick/polishing her crystal ball'''''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 5:''' The 5th Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the Bubble Gloop Swamp Entrance room. | *'''Brentilda 5:''' The 5th Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the [[Bubble Gloop Swamp]] Entrance room. | ||
**My fat old sister's favorite sport is '''''broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking'''''! | **My fat old sister's favorite sport is '''''broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking'''''! | ||
**Although she's dim, she attended '''''Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College'''''! | **Although she's dim, she attended '''''Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College'''''! | ||
**You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is '''''blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans'''''! | **You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is '''''blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans'''''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 6:''' The 6th Brentilda is located behind the entrance to Gobi's Valley. | *'''Brentilda 6:''' The 6th Brentilda is located behind the entrance to [[Gobi's Valley]]. | ||
**Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful '''''Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty/Saggy Maggy'''''! | **Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful '''''Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty/Saggy Maggy'''''! | ||
**When relaxing, she usually reads '''''Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly''''' magazine! | **When relaxing, she usually reads '''''Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly''''' magazine! | ||
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**And you'd be sick if you saw her enormous '''''spotty purple/sweaty yellow/streaky brown''''' undies! | **And you'd be sick if you saw her enormous '''''spotty purple/sweaty yellow/streaky brown''''' undies! | ||
*'''Brentilda 9:''' The 9th Brentilda is located behind one of the gravestones to the right of the Mad Monster Mansion entrance. | *'''Brentilda 9:''' The 9th Brentilda is located behind one of the gravestones to the right of the [[Mad Monster Mansion]] entrance. | ||
**Did you know Wartbags keeps '''''a dragon's foot/loogie filled hanky/shrunken head''''' in her pocket for luck? | **Did you know Wartbags keeps '''''a dragon's foot/loogie filled hanky/shrunken head''''' in her pocket for luck? | ||
**I've also seen my sister cuddling '''''a huge sweaty baboon/her dirty undies/a scary teddy bear''''' in bed at night! | **I've also seen my sister cuddling '''''a huge sweaty baboon/her dirty undies/a scary teddy bear''''' in bed at night! | ||
**She's really proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range '''''Super Gutlifter Pro/Lardmaster 2000/Rough Rider Deluxe'''''! | **She's really proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range '''''Super Gutlifter Pro/Lardmaster 2000/Rough Rider Deluxe'''''! | ||
*'''Brentilda 10:''' The 10th Brentilda is located behind one of the tall logs in the Click Clock Wood entrance room. | *'''Brentilda 10:''' The 10th Brentilda is located behind one of the tall logs in the [[Click Clock Wood]] entrance room. | ||
**Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is '''''flying radio controlled bats/bursting boils/collecting dragon teeth'''''! | **Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is '''''flying radio controlled bats/bursting boils/collecting dragon teeth'''''! | ||
**This poor guy called '''''Dirty Berty/Undead Ed/Greasy Grant''''', was her first and only boyfriend! | **This poor guy called '''''Dirty Berty/Undead Ed/Greasy Grant''''', was her first and only boyfriend! | ||
