Difference between revisions of "Brentilda"

*'''Brentilda 1:''' The first Brentilda is located in room with the [[Treasure Trove Cove]] and [[Clanker's Cavern]] jigsaws, just past the 50 [[Note Door]].

**Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with ''salted slug/moldy cheese/tuna ice cream'' flavored tooth paste!

**She also washes her hair with ''engine oil/rancid milk/baked beans''. Yuk!

**And she gets her clothes from ''the trash can/The Witches Warehouse/Saggy Maggy's Boutique''!

*'''Brentilda 2:''' The second Brentilda is located in the Click Clock Wood Puzzle room.

**Ugly Grunty's nickname was ''Jelly Belly/Cauldron Butt/Hog Breath'' at witch school!

**I also know that ''freshly burst boils/sweaty gorilla feet/putrid parrot puke'' is her favorite smell!

**And the old hag's favorite color is ''ghastly grey/dung brown/gruesome green''!

*'''Brentilda 3:''' The third Brentilda is located in Clanker's Cavern entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe.

**Grunty wears ''a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers'' under that repulsive dress of hers!

**She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is ''Ripper/Legchomper/Bignacka''!

**My sister sings in her own band, ''Grunty and the Cauldron Crew/Grunty and the Broomstick Boys/Grunty and the Monster Mob''. They're awful!

*'''Brentilda 4:''' The fourth Brentilda is located behind the Huge Grunty Statue.

**My lazy sister often sleeps ''in a pig sty/on a pile of treasure/in a dumpster'', the dirty hag!

**The only thing she's ever won was the ''biggest butt/dirtiest undies/sweatiest socks'' competition at witch school!

**She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, ''posing in her long-johns/sitting on her broomstick/polishing her crystal ball''!

*'''Brentilda 5:''' The fifth Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the Bubble Gloop Swamp Entrance room.

**My fat old sister's favorite sport is ''broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking''!

**Although she's dim, she attended ''Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College''!

**You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is ''blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans''!

*'''Brentilda 6:''' The sixth Brentilda is located behind the entrance to Gobi's Valley.

**Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful ''Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty/Saggy Maggy''!

**When relaxing, she usually reads ''Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly'' magazine!

**While sipping a glass of her favorite ''camel spit milkshake/cold worm juice/smoothie elephant sweat''!

*'''Brentilda 7:''' The seventh Brentilda is located on top of the Grunty Face Statue's hat.

**The disgusting Gruntilda has ''spider pancakes/rat bagels/tadpoles on toast'' for breakfast!

**Then she usually has ''slug stew/maggot pie/dog dung burgers'' for dinner. Yuk!

**Wartbags then finishes with ''eyeball ice cream/cockroaches and cream/rat sorbet'' for dessert. How horrid!

*'''Brentilda 8:''' The eighth Brentilda is located on the ledge that the narrow path in the Lava Room leads to.

**Revolting Gruntilda's bedroom has ''smelly socks/rotting fish/dirty undies'' hanging from the ceiling!

**She also has ''an eyeball flower/a loogie bush/a verruca plant'' growing in a pot beside her bed! Filthy old bag!

**And you'd be sick if you saw her enormous ''spotty purple/sweaty yellow/streaky brown'' undies!

*'''Brentilda 9:''' The ninth Brentilda is located behind one of the gravestones to the right of the Mad Monster Mansion entrance.

**Did you know Wartbags keeps ''a dragon's foot/loogie filled hanky/shrunken head'' in her pocket for luck?

**I've also seen my sister cuddling ''a huge sweaty baboon/her dirty undies/a scary teddy bear'' in bed at night!

**She's really proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range ''Super Gutlifter Pro/Lardmaster 2000/Rough Rider Deluxe''!

*'''Brentilda 10:''' The tenth Brentilda is located behind one of the tall logs in the Click Clock Wood entrance room.

**Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is ''flying radio controlled bats/bursting boils/collecting dragon teeth''!

**This poor guy called ''Dirty Berty/Undead Ed/Greasy Grant'', was her first and only boyfriend!

**When she was younger, Grunty used to have ''a baby dragon/a greasy warthog/a mad vulture'' as a pet.