List of Cheato quotes

This is a list of quotes said by Cheato.

Banjo-Tooie

• "Well done! You've found one of my missing pages! Collect five, then return them to me in Grunty's old lair in Spiral Mountain..."
• Cheato: Hello again, Banjo. Remember me? I'm Cheato, the magical spell book.
  Kazooie: Yeah, yeah, we know who you are. Just hand over something useful.
  Cheato: You're out of luck there, I'm afraid. Grunty ripped out all my pages because I helped you in the last game. I'd be most grateful if you could look out for them on your travels.
  Kazooie: Maybe. What's in it for us?
  Cheato: Well, for every five pages you return, I'll let you in on a little secret...
  Banjo: You mean a cheat?
  Cheato: Well, I'm not called Cheato for nothing...
• Cheato: Sorry, but you'll have to find more pages before I'll tell you a new cheat.
  Kazooie: Let's go find some pages, Banjo. I want to cheat!

Banjo-Pilot

• "Aha! Some of my lost pages! Want to trade them for secrets?"
• "Green Glowbo unlocked. One of these little critters can be found hiding on certain tracks in Grand Prix mode. Shoot him and he'll open up a new boost, this will take you around the track in a flash."
• "Purple Glowbo unlocked. Lookout for these little critter hiding on the tracks in GP mode. Shoot him for several speedy boosts!"
• "You can now enter any race playing as Humba Wumba."
• "You can now enter any race playing as Jolly Roger."
• "You can now enter any race playing as Klungo."
• "You can now enter any race playing as Grunty."
• "You can now enter any race playing as Bottles."
• "Grunty's Time Trial mode unlocked."
• "Grunty's Jiggy Challenge unlocked."
• "Rare Time Trial records unlocked for both Bottles and Grunty modes."
• "Jinjo Grand Prix unlocked."