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Winkybunion Tower

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The Top of the Tower is a "room" at the very peak of Gruntilda's Lair. On this highest point, Banjo and Kazooie face off against Grunty in Banjo-Kazooie's final battle.

Points of Interest

  • Fly Pad
  • Jinjo Statues
  • Jinjonator Statue

Enemies

Gruntilda's Rhymes

(From when the fight begins till when it ends) (not complete yet)

Banjo and Kazooie Entering

  • I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
  • Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!
  • Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
  • I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
  • I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!
  • So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.

1st Phase

Gruntilda Hurt

  • Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!
  • What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
  • A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack!

2nd Phase

Transition

  • It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
  • Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
  • That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!

Gruntilda Hurt

  • That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
  • Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!
  • I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!
  • Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!
  • This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
  • Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!
  • Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!

3rd Phase

Transition

  • Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
  • Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.
  • A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
  • Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!
  • Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.

Gruntilda Hurt

  • Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
  • ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
  • Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
  • YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
  • Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!
  • Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!

4th Phase

Transition

  • I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!
  • That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
  • Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!
  • A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!

(Jinjo statues appear)

  • Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!
  • I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
  • I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!

Gruntilda Hurt

  • How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
  • That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
  • Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
  • That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
  • I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!
  • Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
  • Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
  • Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!
  • Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!

5th Phase

Transition

  • Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
  • That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
  • My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
  • Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!
  • I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!

(Jinjonator appears)

  • What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
  • That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
  • I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
  • Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
  • The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!

Jinjonator Attack

  • I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
  • See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!
  • Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
  • There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!

(Attack succeeds)

  • That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
  • I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
  • Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!
  • AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!

Magnet Spell

  • Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!
  • Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day!
  • See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!
  • Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!
  • It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!

Gallery

Battle with Gruntilda video