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| | This is a list of quotes said by [[Dingpot]] throughout the ''[[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]'' series. |
| ==''Banjo-Kazooie''==
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| *'''Gruntilda:''' Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?<br />'''Dingpot:''' Why, it's Grunty any day, she really takes my breath away... cough! (coughs)<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Yes, you're right, I'm rather proud. My looks stand me out from the crowd.<br />'''Dingpot: '''Err... but there is this girl.<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Ah! What do you mean?! This cannot be! There's no one prettier than me!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Why, it's Tooty, young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all.<br />'''Gruntilda:''' No, no, no, you must be mad. Nicer beauty can't be had!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Unfortunately, I think, you'll find,... ugh! It's Tooty. She's cute and kind!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Well... We'll see about that!
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| *'''Kazooie:''' Phew, what a disgusing smell!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors!<br />'''Kazooie:''' It's a wonder you get any, sewer breath!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Aaah... What does strange birdy thing mean?<br />'''Banjo:''' Errr, she said that we're looking for Gruntilda, do you know where she is?<br />'''Dingpot:''' I sure do Mr. Bear! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!<br />'''Banjo:''' Don't worry Dingpot, we'll sort her out if you can find us a way up there!<br />'''Dingpot:''' No problem, just splosh on in and I'll fire you up to the top!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Jump in there? No way, Dungbox!<br />'''Banjo:''' C'mon Kazooie, you get a chance to peck the witch's butt, let's go!
| | ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''== |
| | *"''Why, it's [[Gruntilda|Grunty]] any day, she really takes my breath away... Cough!''" |
| | *"''Err... but there is this girl.''" |
| | *"''Why, it's [[Tooty]], young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all.''" |
| | *"''Unfortunately I think you'll find, it's Tooty, she's cute and kind!''" |
| | *"''Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors!''" |
| | *"''Aaah... What does [[Kazooie|strange birdy thing]] mean?''" |
| | *"''I sure do [[Banjo|Mr. Bear]]! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free!''" |
| | *"''No problem, just splosh on in and I'll fire you up to the top!''" |
| | *"''Did I tell you she puked in me, it was awful...''" |
| | *"''Can you see a toilet in here, huh? So guess where Grunty goes...''" |
| | *"''All her trash, well that ends up in me as well...''" |
| | *"''Look at me, I'm full of potato peelings and moldy vegetables...''" |
| | *"''You wouldn't believe Grunty's dandruff when she leans over me...''" |
| | *"''I need my teeth cleaning, will you do it?''" |
| | *"''Sniff... I had a [[List of implied characters#Dingpot's girlfriend|saucepan girlfriend]] once, but Grunty broke her handle...''" |
| | *"''And all those awful bloomers she makes me wash... yurrgh!''" |
| | *"''She cooks up some really spicy dinner in me, it's melting my ladle..''" |
| | *"''Ready for another trip, Mr. Bear?''" |
| | *"''Are you ready this time, birdy thing?''" |
| | *"''Please beat Grunty this time, I don't want to do her washing anymore...''" |
| | *"''Oooh... Bit tough last time, huh?''" |
| | *"''Splash in and I'll fire you back up there!''" |
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| *"Did I tell you she puked in me, it was awful..."
| | ==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''== |
| *"Can you see a toilet in here, huh? So guess where Grunty goes..."
| | *"''Why hello there, Mr. Banjo! I'm Dingpot — remember me?''" |
| *"All her trash, well that ends up in me as well..."
| | *"''I helped you at the end of Banjo-Kazooie.''" |
| *"Look at me, I'm full of potato peelings and moldy vegetables..."
| | *"''Sniff, you're so cruel. But hey, why not jump inside for a nice Dingy bonus!''" |
| *"You wouldn't believe Grunty's dandruff when she leans over me..."
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| *"I need my teeth cleaning, will you do it?"
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| *"Sniff... I had a saucepan girlfriend once, but Grunty broke her handle..."
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| *"And all those awful bloomers she makes me wash... yurrgh!"
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| *"She cooks up some really spicy dinner in me, it's melting my ladle.."
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| *"Ready for another trip, Mr. Bear?"
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| *"Are you ready this time, birdy thing?"
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| *"Please beat Grunty this time, I don't want to do her washing anymore..."
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| *"Oooh... Bit tough last time, huh?"
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| *"Splash in and I'll fire you back up there!"
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| ==''Banjo-Tooie''== | |
| *'''Dingpot:''' Why hello there, Mr. Banjo! I'm Dingpot - remember me?<br />'''Banjo:''' No, not really...<br />'''Dingpot:''' I helped you at the end of ''Banjo-Kazooie''.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Oh yeah, it's old stinkpot!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Sniff, you're so cruel. But hey, why not jump inside for a nice Dingy bonus!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Must we? I've only just got my feathers clean from last time... | |
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