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{{Infobox character
{{Infobox character
|image = [[File:Salty Joe BT ending.png|250px]]
|image = Bt_salty_joe.png
|game = ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''<br>''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]'' (mentioned)
|size = 200px
|game = ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]'' ''[[Banjo-Tooie (Xbox Live Arcade)|(XBLA)]]''<br>''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''
|world = [[Witchyworld]]
|world = [[Witchyworld]]
|icon = [[File:BT XBLA Salty Joe icon.png|''Banjo-Tooie'' (XBLA)]]
|icon = Salty-joe.png
}}
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{{quote|Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!|Salty Joe|[[Banjo-Tooie]]}}
'''Salty Joe''' is a red fox who serves [[fries]] in [[Witchyworld]] in ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''. In order to access his stand, one must hit the switch behind it. Although he is not as disgusting as [[Big Al]], he hates customers, since they seem to "always want things". Due to the poor conditions of Witchyworld, he is not used to customers, which makes him unsure what to say when he gives someone some fries. Also, he always has to fry up more fries due to having only one customer.
'''Salty Joe''' is a character in ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''.


==Biography==
Although he's not as incompetent and unhygenic as Big Al, the origin of his food is equally disgusting. A nearby [[Signpost|Information Signpost]] describes his fries as "a limp, greasy, tasteless alternative to a decent meal". During the character parade, he is also shown sneezing on the fries, much like Big Al coughing on his burgers.
Salty Joe is a red fox and an employee of [[Witchyworld]], operating the theme park's [[fries]] stand. He dislikes costumers and avoids interacting with them, getting mad when disturbed as he is a "busy guy." While Salty Joe's stand is closed at first, the booth can be opened by pressing [[Fries Stand Switch|a switch]] behind it. Salty Joe then complains that someone found the switch and says he hates costumers, as they're "always wanting things." When first interacted with, he will offer [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] his "limp, salty fries." If they accept, Salty Joe will give them and says he'd "better start frying up some more," as he is "all out."
 
If Banjo goes to get fries from him alone, Salty Joe will ask the bear if he needs a sidekick, and proceed to list the moves he knows,—the "Salt Shaker Slap," the "Greasy Hand Grab" and spitting fries really far—with none of them interesting Banjo.
 
In ''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]'', various signs throughout [[Showdown Town]] have the logo of "[[List of implied locations|Salty Joe's Fish & Chips]]" in them.


Oddly enough, Salty Joe's Fries has a four star rating.
==Quotes==
==Quotes==
*"''Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!''"
*Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers always wanting things!
*"''Hurry up and order, weirdos—I'm a busy guy!''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hurry up and order, weirdos - I'm a busy guy!
*"''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?''"
*'''Kazooie: '''So I see, we had to fight our way through this crowd of customers you have!
*"''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?
*"''Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!''"
(If you decide to get fries):
*"''Why, you cheeky...''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*"''Errrm... Yes.''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day I guess.
*"''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.''"
*'''Banjo: '''I knew he would say that!
*"''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Yep, me too.
*"''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?''"
(Once Salty Joe gives Banjo and Kazooie fries):
*"''Er, and I can spit fries really far...''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!
 
*'''Kazooie: '''Yes, you'd better prepare for the impending rush...
==Trivia==
*'''Salty Joe: '''Why, you cheeky...
*According to [[Gregg Mayles]], Salty Joe was based on a real person.<ref>[https://twitter.com/Ghoulyboy/status/938160040443334656 Gregg Mayles on Twitter: "Haven't seen Big Al for a while. Banjo fact that no-one knows: Both Al and Joe were based off real life people" / Twitter] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20210531044233/https://twitter.com/Ghoulyboy/status/938160040443334656 archive.org])</ref>


==References==
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