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'''The Story, from the game manual:'''<br /> | '''The Story, from the game manual:'''<br /> | ||
At last, the dirty green and blue smog was beginning to clear. [[Gruntilda]] stood at the topmost window of her [[Gruntilda's Lair|Lair]], grinning wickedly down on her latest world. | At last, the dirty green and blue smog was beginning to clear. [[Gruntilda]] stood at the topmost window of her [[Gruntilda's Lair|Lair]], grinning wickedly down on her latest world. | ||
"Tiny creatures far below," she cackled, "which of you'll be first to go?" | |||
The witch rubbed her hands in glee at the prospect of putting her favorite invention to good use. It was her pride and joy: a machine that could suck the physical beauty from its victims for Gruntilda to absorb like a sponge! | "Tiny creatures far below," she cackled, "which of you'll be first to go?" | ||
And it would certainly teach her cutesy sister [[Brentilda]] a lesson. How dare that interfering do-gooder inherit the family good looks and leave Gruntilda, well... slightly disadvantaged in that department? | |||
Hah! Not any more, gloated the witch, picking her nose smugly. Not any more. | The witch rubbed her hands in glee at the prospect of putting her favorite invention to good use. It was her pride and joy: a machine that could suck the physical beauty from its victims for Gruntilda to absorb like a sponge! | ||
Turning back to the bubbling [[Dingpot|cauldron]], Gruntilda began to cast the spell which would reassure her that she was, of course, the most wonderfully attractive creature in this bright new world... | |||
Meanwhile, [[Tooty]] was skipping home through the sunny green fields of [[Spiral Mountain]]. As she reached the garden gate, a pair of blurry eyes that could only belong to her good friend [[Bottles]] popped up from a nearby molehill. | And it would certainly teach her cutesy sister [[Brentilda]] a lesson. How dare that interfering do-gooder inherit the family good looks and leave Gruntilda, well... slightly disadvantaged in that department? | ||
"Morning Tooty," he blinked, uncorking himself from the hole. "And what are your plans for this fine day?" | |||
Tooty jumped up and down excitedly, remembering [[Banjo|Banjo's]] promise. "Oh!", she squealed. "When my lazy brother gets out of bed, we're going on an adventure!" | Hah! Not any more, gloated the witch, picking her nose smugly. Not any more. | ||
"That's nice." Bottles squinted up into the sky. "Hang on, isn't that your brother up there?" | |||
Tooty turned, and saw an odd shape swooping down towards them of high speed. | Turning back to the bubbling [[Dingpot|cauldron]], Gruntilda began to cast the spell which would reassure her that she was, of course, the most wonderfully attractive creature in this bright new world... | ||
"No, that can't be Banjo," she said, frowning. "I wonder who it is...". | |||
"Sweeter than me? Prettier than me? Impossible!" | Meanwhile, [[Tooty]] was skipping home through the sunny green fields of [[Spiral Mountain]]. As she reached the garden gate, a pair of blurry eyes that could only belong to her good friend [[Bottles]] popped up from a nearby molehill. | ||
Gruntilda was so furious at the cauldron's words that she could barely control her [[Gruntilda's Broomstick|broomstick]], screeching with the treetops. | |||
"As cute as me, you stupid pot? For her own sake, I hope she's not!" | "Morning Tooty," he blinked, uncorking himself from the hole. "And what are your plans for this fine day?" | ||
The witch sped recklessly on until her target finally came into view: staring up at her from a field far below was the innocent young Honey Bear she'd seen in the depths of that treacherous cauldron. | |||
Gruntilda cackled. "I need those looks for more than she, and finally perfect I shall be!" she cried, and sent the broomstick into a steep dive. | Tooty jumped up and down excitedly, remembering [[Banjo|Banjo's]] promise. "Oh!", she squealed. "When my lazy brother gets out of bed, we're going on an adventure!" | ||
"That's nice." Bottles squinted up into the sky. "Hang on, isn't that your brother up there?" | |||
Tooty turned, and saw an odd shape swooping down towards them of high speed. | |||
"No, that can't be Banjo," she said, frowning. "I wonder who it is...". | |||
"Sweeter than me? Prettier than me? Impossible!" | |||
Gruntilda was so furious at the cauldron's words that she could barely control her [[Gruntilda's Broomstick|broomstick]], screeching with the treetops. | |||
"As cute as me, you stupid pot? For her own sake, I hope she's not!" | |||
The witch sped recklessly on until her target finally came into view: staring up at her from a field far below was the innocent young Honey Bear she'd seen in the depths of that treacherous cauldron. | |||
Gruntilda cackled. "I need those looks for more than she, and finally perfect I shall be!" she cried, and sent the broomstick into a steep dive. | |||
[[Kazooie]] popped out of the backpack as noise erupted just outside the window. | |||
"[[Banjo]]!" she squawked in alarm. "Banjo, wake up!" | |||
The Honey Bear groaned and pulled a pillow over his head. "Aww, Kazooie, it's too early," come his muffled voice. | |||
"This is no time to be lazy, furface!" trilled the Breegull, swinging anxiously to and fro. "We've got trouble!" | |||
Banjo yawned, rolled over - and fell out of bed in surprise as Kazooie's struggles suddenly toppled both the backpack and its stand onto the floor with a crash. | |||
At the same time a sudden gust of wind blew open the curtains, and beneath the | At the same time a sudden gust of wind blew open the curtains, and beneath the | ||
peals of manic laughter fading into the distance, Banjo heard the helpless cries | peals of manic laughter fading into the distance, Banjo heard the helpless cries | ||
of a voice he recognized... | of a voice he recognized... | ||
Tooty! | |||
Tooty! | |||
The bear gulped, realising that this was definitely going to be one of those | The bear gulped, realising that this was definitely going to be one of those | ||
days. | days. | ||
"Uh, Kazooie, what are you doing down there?" he said in confusion, grabbing the | |||
backpack as he bolted for the door. | "Uh, Kazooie, what are you doing down there?" he said in confusion, grabbing the backpack as he bolted for the door. | ||
"This is no time to be lazy - we've got | |||
trouble!" | "This is no time to be lazy - we've got trouble!" | ||
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The evil witch of [[Spiral Mountain]], Gruntilda, is inside her [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]], asking her cauldron [[Dingpot]] questions about who is the 'nicest and fairest of them all', to which Dingpot reluctantly answers, "''You are, mistress''". She gloats over her "beauty", until Dingpot finally breaks his 'silence' and tells the witch that Tooty, another inhabitant of Spiral Mountain, is actually the prettiest and the fairest of them all. [[Grunty]] reacts angrily and decides to kidnap Tooty in order to steal her beauty. She grabs her broom and sets off immediately. | The evil witch of [[Spiral Mountain]], Gruntilda, is inside her [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]], asking her cauldron [[Dingpot]] questions about who is the 'nicest and fairest of them all', to which Dingpot reluctantly answers, "''You are, mistress''". She gloats over her "beauty", until Dingpot finally breaks his 'silence' and tells the witch that Tooty, another inhabitant of Spiral Mountain, is actually the prettiest and the fairest of them all. [[Grunty]] reacts angrily and decides to kidnap Tooty in order to steal her beauty. She grabs her broom and sets off immediately. | ||
