Salty Joe

Revision as of 23:08, October 23, 2012 by bkwikia>Taikoguide

Salty Joe is a red fox who serves fries in Witchyworld in Banjo-Tooie. In order to access his stand, one must hit the switch behind it. Although he is not as disgusting as Big Al, he hates customers, since they seem to "always want things". Due to the poor conditions of Witchyworld, he is not used to customers, which makes him unsure what to say when he gives someone some fries. Also, he always has to fry up more fries due to having only one customer.

Although he's not as incompetent and unhygenic as Big Al, the origin of his food is equally disgusting. A nearby Information Signpost describes his fries as "a limp, greasy, tasteless alternative to a decent meal". During the character parade, he is also shown sneezing on the fries, much like Big Al coughing on his burgers.

Oddly enough, Salty Joe's Fries has a four star rating.

Quotes

  • Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers always wanting things!
  • Salty Joe: Hurry up and order, weirdos - I'm a busy guy!
  • Kazooie: So I see, we had to fight our way through this crowd of customers you have!
  • Salty Joe: Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?

(If you decide to get fries):

  • Kazooie: Gimme some fries, Joe!
  • Salty Joe: Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day I guess.
  • Banjo: I knew he would say that!
  • Kazooie: Yep, me too.

(Once Salty Joe gives Banjo and Kazooie fries):

  • Salty Joe: Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!
  • Kazooie: Yes, you'd better prepare for the impending rush...
  • Salty Joe: Why, you cheeky...


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