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==Quotes==
==Quotes==
*"''Oh dear, not more intruders! Well, I'll show you who's boss! See how big and strong Mr. Patch is!''"
===''Banjo-Tooie''===
*"''Oh yeah? Well, how about this then...''"
* '''Banjo:''' Where do you think our seat will be?
*"''Well, one doesn't like to blow one's own trumpet...''"
* '''Kazooie:''' I can't see any seats. Maybe we're supposed to sit on this big lump on the floor over here.
*"''If you insist!''"
* '''Banjo:''' Doesn't look very comfy...
*"''C'mon, guys, I'm not a violent inflatable. I don't want to hurt you again.''"
* '''Mr. Patch:''' ''(begins inflating) ''Oh dear, not more intruders! Well, I'll show you who's boss! See how big and strong Mr. Patch is!
*"''True, but I see you need another lesson...''"
* '''Kazooie:''' Pah! You're not all that big really. That [[Klungo]] freak near the start was probably bigger than you!
*"''Doh! You've found a weak spot. It looks like I might need some help here... You'll have to beat me from the air now!''"
* '''Mr. Patch:''' Oh yeah? Well, how about this then...
*"''Uh-oh! Looks like trouble...''"
* '''Banjo:''' Ulp...
* ''(Mr. Patch grows into a much larger size)''
* '''Kazooie:''' I suppose you think you're clever, don't you?
* '''Mr. Patch:''' Well, one doesn't like to blow one's own trumpet...
* '''Banjo:''' Gulp... I sense a battle coming on.
* '''Mr. Patch:''' If you insist!
First weakpoint hit:
* Doh! You've found a weak spot. It looks like I might need some help here... You'll have to beat me from the air now!
After his defeat:
* Uh-oh! Looks like trouble...
If Banjo and Kazooie lose, and then come back:
* '''Mr. Patch:''' C'mon, guys, I'm not a violent inflatable. I don't want to hurt you again.
* '''Kazooie:''' You're just full of hot air!
* '''Mr. Patch:''' True, but I see you need another lesson...


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

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