Gruntilda/quotes

In Certain Areas

Gruntilda's Lair

At Random

• Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!
• Grunty's Plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running!
• Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!
• My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash I save my cash!
• I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!
• Can't you get here any faster, come and fight me I'm the master!
• If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!
• Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!
• I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!
• It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird!
• How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!
• That ugly bear you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!
• Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!
• You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!
• Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!
• I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!

Specific Events

• There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!
• That was such an easy fit, the others may test your wit!
• You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door!
• That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!
• When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!

Treasure Trove Cove

• That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! (Treasure Trove Cove)

Bubble Gloop Swamp

• First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! (Bubble Gloop Swamp)

During Cutscenes

Introduction to Banjo-Kazooie

• Dingpot, Dingpot by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?
• Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!
• What d'you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!
• No no no you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!
• If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be.
• Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!
• Don't scratch and bite little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!
• This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!
• Rescue you he will not dare, there's many danger's in my lair!
• Hurry Klungo push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!

Game Over From Banjo-Kazooie

• Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up I need full power!
• Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!