Difference between revisions of "List of Brentilda quotes"

A list of quotes said by [[Brentilda]] throughout ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''.

**"''Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with salted slug/moldy cheese/tuna ice cream flavored tooth paste!''"

**"''She also washes her hair with engine oil/rancid milk/baked beans. Yuk!''"

**"''And she gets her clothes from [[List of implied locations#Gruntilda's favorite boutique|the trash can]]/[[List of implied locations#Gruntilda's favorite boutique|The Witches Warehouse]]/[[List of implied locations#Gruntilda's favorite boutique|Saggy Maggy's Boutique]]!''"

**"''Ugly Grunty's nickname was Jelly Belly/Cauldron Butt/Hog Breath at [[List of implied locations#Witch School|Witch School]]!''"

**"''I also know that freshly burst boils/sweaty gorilla feet/putrid parrot puke is her favorite smell!''"

**"''And the old hag's favorite color is ghastly grey/dung brown/gruesome green!''"

**"''Grunty wears a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers under that repulsive dress of hers!''"

**"''She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is [[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's dog|Ripper]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's dog|Legchomper]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's dog|Bignacka]]!''"

**"''My sister sings in her own band, [[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's band|Grunty and the Cauldron Crew]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's band|Grunty and the Broomstick Boys]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's band|Grunty and the Monster Mob]]. They're awful!''"

**"''My lazy sister often sleeps in a pig sty/on a pile of treasure/in a dumpster, the dirty hag!''"

**"''The only thing she's ever won was the biggest butt/dirtiest undies/sweatiest socks competition at witch school!''"

**"''She often boasts of appearing on the cover of [[List of implied entertainment#Gruntilda's favorite magazine|Fat Hag Monthly]], posing in her long-johns/sitting on her broomstick/polishing her crystal ball!''"

**"''My fat old sister's favorite sport is broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking!''"

**"''Although she's dim, she attended Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College!''"

**"''You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans!''"

**"''Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful [[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's best friend|Fatty Hatty]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's best friend|Sweaty Betty]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's best friend|Saggy Maggy]]!''"

**"''When relaxing, she usually reads Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly magazine!''"

**"''While sipping a glass of her favorite camel spit milkshake/cold worm juice/smoothie elephant sweat!''"

**"''The disgusting Gruntilda has spider pancakes/rat bagels/tadpoles on toast for breakfast!''"

**"''Then she usually has slug stew/maggot pie/dog dung burgers for dinner. Yuk!''"

**"''Wartbags then finishes with eyeball ice cream/cockroaches and cream/rat sorbet for dessert. How horrid!''"

**"''Revolting Gruntilda's bedroom has smelly socks/rotting fish/dirty undies hanging from the ceiling!''"

**"''She also has [[Eyeballus Jiggium Plant|an eyeball flower]]/a loogie bush/a verruca plant growing in a pot beside her bed! Filthy old bag!''"

**"''And you'd be sick if you saw her enormous spotty purple/sweaty yellow/streaky brown undies!''"

**"''Did you know Wartbags keeps a dragon's foot/loogie filled hanky/shrunken head in her pocket for luck?''"

**"''I've also seen my sister cuddling a huge sweaty baboon/her dirty undies/a scary teddy bear in bed at night!''"

**"''She's really proud of her [[broomstick]]. It's a top of the range Super Gutlifter Pro/Lardmaster 2000/Rough Rider Deluxe!''"

**"''Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is flying radio controlled bats/bursting boils/collecting dragon teeth!''"

**"''This poor guy called [[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's ex-boyfriend|Dirty Berty]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's ex-boyfriend|Undead Ed]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's ex-boyfriend|Greasy Grant]], was her first and only boyfriend!''"

**"''When she was younger, Grunty used to have [[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's childhood pet|a baby dragon]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's childhood pet|a greasy warthog]]/[[List of implied characters#Gruntilda's childhood pet|a mad vulture]] as a pet.''"