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*See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | ||
*Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! | *Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! | ||
*I lost my bear, you ugly bear, get it and bring it to my lair! | |||
*Now I can sleep at night, you're lucky because I was ready to fight! | |||
*But you've have told them my last code, damn you book, I'm ready to explode! | |||
*My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make [[Spiral Mountain]] hell! | |||
*Now I've got that bird and bird, there's nothing you can do you silly nerd! | |||
====[[Treasure Trove Cove]]==== | ====[[Treasure Trove Cove]]==== | ||
*That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! | *That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! | ||
*That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs! | *That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs! | ||
*All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! | *All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! | ||
*[[Gold Feathers|<u>Golden Feathers</u>]] you may have | *[[Gold Feathers|<u>Golden Feathers</u>]] you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty! | ||
*Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase! | *Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase! | ||
*You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your Game Pak is erased! | *You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your Game Pak is erased! | ||
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Introduction | Introduction | ||
*Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! | *Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! | ||
*My lair is done and there he stands, | *My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands! | ||
*This final test will see me win, | *This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin! | ||
*The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy! | *The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy! | ||
*My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get! | *My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get! | ||
*'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! | *'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! | ||
*'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! | *'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! | ||
*So step on over to the square, | *So step on over to the square, press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | ||
Squares | Squares | ||
*A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | *A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! | ||
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*Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | *Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! | ||
*This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! | *This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! | ||
*Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time | *Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out! | ||
*The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | *The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! | ||
*Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | *Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long! | ||
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*The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! | ||
Ending | Ending | ||
*No one can win, I was assured, | *No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board! | ||
*It's not fair, I want to win, | *It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin! | ||
*Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go! | *Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go! | ||
*You won't catch me, I've made sure, | *You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure! | ||
====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== | ||
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*What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! | ||
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! | ||
*Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster! | |||
Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | Banjo and Kazooie Hurt | ||
*Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! | ||
* | *AAAH! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! | ||
*I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | *I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! | ||
*My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | *My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted! | ||
*See my swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you! | |||
2nd Phase | 2nd Phase | ||
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Gruntilda Hurt | Gruntilda Hurt | ||
*That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! | ||
* | *ARGH! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! | ||
*I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! | *I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! | ||
*Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit! | *Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit! | ||
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*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
*A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | *A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! | ||
*Old Bottle | *Old [[Bottles|Bottle Brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! | ||
*Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. | ||
*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
Gruntilda Hurt | Gruntilda Hurt | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
*Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | *Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! | ||
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt! | ||
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*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day! | ||
*See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! | ||
* | *Here is my spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | ||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | ||
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=== Opening === | === Opening === | ||
*With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | *With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] [[Klungo]]'s made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. | ||
*I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past. | *I'll steal [[Kazooie]] and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past. | ||
*Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost! | *Without his bird, [[Banjo]]'s lost, I won't give up at any cost! | ||
*Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend. | *Now I have your [[Kazooie|feathered friend]], on my sisters I won't depend. | ||
*With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! | *With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! | ||
*Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past | *Hold tight, [[Kazooie]], we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past. | ||
=== [[Breegull Beach]] === | === [[Breegull Beach]] === | ||
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'''Introduction ''' | '''Introduction ''' | ||
*Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. | *Captive [[The Breegulls|breegulls]] are the best, they work all day without a rest. | ||
*Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. | ||
*Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. | ||
*You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! | ||
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*Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | *Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! | ||
'''After beating ''' | '''After beating ''' | ||
*This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | *This [[Mecha-Grunty|jumbo-mecha]] really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. | ||
*But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! | ||
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*Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. | ||
*Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. | ||
*With an answer is correct, with button A you can select | *With an answer is correct, with button [[:File:A button (GBA).png]] you can select . | ||
'''After finishing a quiz ''' | '''After finishing a quiz ''' | ||
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=== Ending=== | === Ending=== | ||
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits. | *Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That [[Mecha-Grunty]] just fell to bits. | ||
*Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | *[[Klungo]]!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! | ||
*Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | *Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. | ||
*If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | *If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! | ||
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*Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | *Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! | ||
*At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | *At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt! | ||
*Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here? | *Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings [[Lord of Games|LOG]] here? | ||
*That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? | *That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? | ||
*My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies! | *My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies! | ||
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*The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming! | *The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming! | ||
*You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | *You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | ||
*Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! | *[[Jinjo|Jinjos]] and [[Jiggy|Jiggies]]? [[Bottles]] and [[Mumbo Jumbo|Mumbo]]? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! | ||
*My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! | *My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! | ||
*Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate! | *Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate! | ||
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*You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain! | *You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain! | ||
*Beating my challenge, I think you're so clever. Your next success approximately never!! | *Beating my challenge, I think you're so clever. Your next success approximately never!! | ||
*Can't be long from until the finale? Don't put too much faith in the jiggy tally! | |||
====[[Nutty Acres]]==== | ====[[Nutty Acres]]==== | ||
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*I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! | *I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! | ||
*All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast. | *All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast. | ||
*Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care! | *Stop looking so smug, you [[Banjo|brainless bear]]! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care! | ||
*9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name! | *9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name! | ||
*My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious! | *My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious! | ||
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*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | ||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | ||
*You'll walk the plane like that, I swear. Roll on stage of this epc affair! | |||
*My pirate galleon should be more successful. Avast ye swabs! You'll find this quite stressful! | *My pirate galleon should be more successful. Avast ye swabs! You'll find this quite stressful! | ||
*It's time I switched to a stealth attack. If you can't even see me | *It's time I switched to a stealth attack. If you can't even see me, how can you fight back? | ||
*The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | *The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast. | ||
*Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | *Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches! | ||
