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[[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series. | [[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series. | ||
== | ==Banjo-Kazooie== | ||
====Introduction==== | |||
*[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? | |||
*Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd! | |||
*What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me! | |||
*No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had! | |||
*If [[Tooty ]]thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! | |||
*Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! | |||
*Don't scratch and bite, little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! | |||
*This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old! | |||
*Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! | |||
*Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! | |||
====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== | ||
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*Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! | *Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! | ||
*See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! | ||
* | *Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! | ||
*Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your game pak I'll erase! | *Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your game pak I'll erase! | ||
*You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your game pak is erased! | *You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your game pak is erased! | ||
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=====3rd Phase===== | =====3rd Phase===== | ||
====== | ======Transition====== | ||
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! | ||
*Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. | ||
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*See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! | ||
====== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! | ||
*ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | *ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! | ||
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*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! | ||
====== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! | ||
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! | ||
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*Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! | ||
===4th Phase=== | =====4th Phase===== | ||
=====Transition===== | ======Transition====== | ||
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! | ||
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! | ||
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*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! | ||
=====Jinjo statues appear===== | ======Jinjo statues appear====== | ||
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! | ||
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! | ||
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*So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! | ||
=====Gruntilda Hurt===== | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== | ||
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! | ||
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! | ||
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*Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt==== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! | ||
*Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! | ||
===5th Phase=== | =====5th Phase===== | ||
=====Transition===== | ======Transition====== | ||
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! | ||
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! | ||
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*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! | ||
=====Jinjonator appears===== | ======Jinjonator appears====== | ||
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! | ||
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! | ||
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt===== | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== | ||
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! | ||
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! | ||
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! | ||
====[[Jinjonator]] Attack==== | ======[[Jinjonator]] Attack====== | ||
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! | ||
*See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! | ||
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*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! | ||
====Attack succeeds==== | ======Attack succeeds====== | ||
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! | ||
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! | ||
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*It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! | ||
====Magnet Spell==== | ======Magnet Spell====== | ||
*Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! | ||
*Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! | ||
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*Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | *Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! | ||
*It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! | ||
===Game Over=== | |||
*[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! | |||
*Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! | |||
===Ending=== | |||
*Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! | |||
*All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! | |||
==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== | ||
====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
*No, no, no, this cannot be! What | *No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me? | ||
*I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? | *I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? | ||
*Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then [[Banjo]]'s hairy butt I'll whup! | *Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then [[Banjo]]'s hairy butt I'll whup! | ||
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*Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? | *Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? | ||
==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]== | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]== | ||
====Opening==== | ====Opening==== | ||
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*Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear! | *Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear! | ||
*The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming! | *The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming! | ||
*You've open up more Showdown Town districts, | *You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | ||
*Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! | *Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! | ||
*My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! | *My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! | ||
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=== <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === | === <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === | ||
*My body was still, but my mind was racing, just you wait | *My body was still, but my mind was racing, just you wait I'll give you a pacing! | ||
====If hit==== | ====If hit==== | ||
*I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! | ||
*Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! | ||
====Ending==== | ====Ending==== | ||
*How I lost I fail to see. A | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! | ||
*Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! | ||
[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] | ||
