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*"''Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.''" | *"''Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.''" | ||
*"''That looked rather painful. Let's begin, shall we?''" | *"''That looked rather painful. Let's begin, shall we?''" | ||
*"''This charming locale is known as [[Showdown Town]]''. | *"''This charming locale is known as [[Showdown Town]]''". | ||
*"''Perched up there is my splendid videogame factory''. | *"''Perched up there is my splendid videogame factory''". | ||
*"''While exploring the town, look for these doors, which lead into Game Worlds of my own creation. There you'll find [[Jiggy|Jigsaw Pieces]]...''" | *"''While exploring the town, look for these doors, which lead into Game Worlds of my own creation. There you'll find [[Jiggy|Jigsaw Pieces]]...''" | ||
*"''Silence, Bregull. Deposit the Jigsaw Pieces in the [[Jiggy Bank]], and more doors will open to you.''" | *"''Silence, Bregull. Deposit the Jigsaw Pieces in the [[Jiggy Bank]], and more doors will open to you.''" | ||
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*"''That [[Trophy Thomas]] fellow seems to think his gifts equal my own, but when it comes to maximizing your Jiggy count by replaying games, he does serve a purpose.''" | *"''That [[Trophy Thomas]] fellow seems to think his gifts equal my own, but when it comes to maximizing your Jiggy count by replaying games, he does serve a purpose.''" | ||
*"''I invented the first-person shooter, you know. Wish I hadn't bothered now. Have you seen how many of the thing there are? I expect there's even a space marine in this game somewhere.''" | *"''I invented the first-person shooter, you know. Wish I hadn't bothered now. Have you seen how many of the thing there are? I expect there's even a space marine in this game somewhere.''" | ||
*"''You may be restricted to a single vehicle in Showdown Town, but don't let that put you off experimenting with your best new parts to create mean machines for use in the | *"''You may be restricted to a single vehicle in Showdown Town, but don't let that put you off experimenting with your best new parts to create mean machines for use in the game worlds!''" | ||
*"''Whatever the outcome of this conflict, do you think you could consider not having a nemesis for a while? Your squabbling gives me a serious migraine, right here, behind my screen.''" | *"''Whatever the outcome of this conflict, do you think you could consider not having a nemesis for a while? Your squabbling gives me a serious migraine, right here, behind my screen.''" | ||
*"''How are you getting on with the wrench? Finding new uses for it? Those bolts around town aren't purely decorative, you know...''" | *"''How are you getting on with the wrench? Finding new uses for it? Those bolts around town aren't purely decorative, you know...''" | ||
*"''The [[Jinjo]]s in the Game Worlds are rather more independent than the few remaining in Showdown Town, who may need some help to escape their current circumstances.''" | *"''The [[Jinjo]]s in the Game Worlds are rather more independent than the few remaining in Showdown Town, who may need some help to escape their current circumstances.''" | ||
*"''I discarded a lot of Game Worlds from this adventure. The [[List of implied locations#Sewers of Severity|Sewers of Severity]], [[List of implied locations#Vomit Volcano|Vomit Volcano]], [[List of implied locations#Tooty Land|Tooty Land]]... None of them made the cut, for whatever reason.''" | *"''I discarded a lot of Game Worlds from this adventure. The [[List of implied locations#Sewers of Severity|Sewers of Severity]], [[List of implied locations#Vomit Volcano|Vomit Volcano]], [[List of implied locations#Tooty Land|Tooty Land]]... None of them made the cut, for whatever reason.''" | ||
*"''They're all in the pipeline, you know. [[List of implied entertainment#Killer Instinct 3|Killer Instinct 3]], [[rarewiki:Battletoads (series)|Battletoads]] and [[rarewiki:Jet Force Gemini|Jet Force Gemini]] games. Even [[List of implied entertainment#Grabbed by the Ghoulies II|Ghoulies 2]]! Oh you'll never believe that. I've ruined my own humorous jape.''" | *"''They're all in the pipeline, you know. [[List of implied entertainment#Killer Instinct 3|Killer Instinct 3]], [[rarewiki:Battletoads (series)|Battletoads]] and [[rarewiki:Jet Force Gemini|Jet Force Gemini]] games. Even [[List of implied entertainment#Grabbed by the Ghoulies II|Ghoulies 2]]! Oh you'll never believe that. I've ruined my own humorous jape.''" | ||
*"''Remember [[Canary Mary]]? Did you have fun racing her? How I laughed when I was setting up those levels. I'm still laughing.''" | *"''Remember [[Canary Mary]]? Did you have fun racing her? How I laughed when I was setting up those levels. I'm still laughing.''" | ||
*"''You should be grateful, I could've sent you to | *"''You should be grateful, I could've sent you to Hoedown Town. It's awful. The music, the dancing!''" | ||
*"''What's that? You want to know why you've never met or heard of me before? Well, I'm very good at disguising myself. Pet my piglet!''" | *"''What's that? You want to know why you've never met or heard of me before? Well, I'm very good at disguising myself. Pet my piglet!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Sigh. This latest batch of characters is even more dysfunctional than I suspected.''" | ||
*"''I'll assume that was an accident. Keep it up and I'll reduce you to constituent pixels!''" | |||
*"''So, you freed all the Jinjos? What if some of them were actually criminals? I jest. Shrewd work, bear.''" | *"''So, you freed all the Jinjos? What if some of them were actually criminals? I jest. Shrewd work, bear.''" | ||
*"''A potential injustice is resolved, now that all the freed Jinjos have been replaced with [[Minjo]]s. A good job, well done.''" | *"''A potential injustice is resolved, now that all the freed Jinjos have been replaced with [[Minjo]]s. A good job, well done.''" | ||
*"''You've found a [[Jiggy Tamper Switch]]. It has helpfully "massaged" your Jiggy score, in effect giving you a free Jiggy. I knew I should've deactivated those things... Still, points for effort!''" | *"''You've found a [[Jiggy Tamper Switch]]. It has helpfully "massaged" your Jiggy score, in effect giving you a free Jiggy. I knew I should've deactivated those things... Still, points for effort!''" | ||
*''Alas, No. The [[Warp Pad|warp system]] is built to transport vehicles. Not of bunch of animals running on foot like. Well... like animals. Hop back into | *''Alas, No. The [[Warp Pad|warp system]] is built to transport vehicles. Not of bunch of animals running on foot like. Well... like animals. Hop back into yout Trolley and try again''" | ||
*"''You've beaten all my lost challenges to T.T. standard! T.T. is so livid, he's splashed out with the gold paint in a vain and gaudy attempt to reassert his magnificence. Congratulations, bear!''" | *"''You've beaten all my lost challenges to T.T. standard! T.T. is so livid, he's splashed out with the gold paint in a vain and gaudy attempt to reassert his magnificence. Congratulations, bear!''" | ||
===Spiral Mountain=== | ===Spiral Mountain=== | ||
*"'' | *"''When you're ready, press {{button|360|A}} and let's begin the game!''". | ||
*"''Now for your next test. Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs! That's right, in the skip. Oh, very well, the "dumpster". Sigh...''" | |||
*"''I do believe that's the right answer!''". | |||
*"''Well done, you answered that correctly!''". | |||
*"''Excellent, a correct answer!''". | |||
*"''Now for your next test. Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs! That's right, in the skip. Oh, very well, the "dumpster. | |||
*"''I do believe that's the right answer!''. | |||
*"''Well done, you answered that correctly!''. | |||
*"''Excellent, a correct answer!'' | |||
*"''All question answered correctly! Aren't you the smart one?''" | *"''All question answered correctly! Aren't you the smart one?''" | ||
*"''My eyes are almost popping out of my screen! A performance like that earns you the very highest reward!''" | *"''My eyes are almost popping out of my screen! A performance like that earns you the very highest reward!''" | ||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
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*"''I believe somebody has something to show you.''" | *"''I believe somebody has something to show you.''" | ||
*"''Of course, I have the best gift for you. It's just a little something I made eariler.''" | *"''Of course, I have the best gift for you. It's just a little something I made eariler.''" | ||
*"''Let's take a look, shall we?''. | *"''Let's take a look, shall we?''". | ||
===Loading Screen Tips=== | ===Loading Screen Tips=== | ||
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*"''Leave plenty of space between wheels and add them to the corners of land-based vehicles for optimal performance.''" | *"''Leave plenty of space between wheels and add them to the corners of land-based vehicles for optimal performance.''" | ||
*"''Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spy-o-Specs vehicle part is the answer.''" | *"''Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spy-o-Specs vehicle part is the answer.''" | ||
*"''During races, the green [[Checkpoint]] is always the next one you need to pass through, then amber, then red.''" | |||
*"''During races, the green | |||
*"''In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party.''" | *"''In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party.''" | ||
*"''Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds.''" | *"''Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds.''" | ||
[[Category:Quotes | [[Category:Quotes]] |