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==''Banjo-Kazooie''== | |||
*'''Gruntilda:''' Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?<br />'''Dingpot:''' Why, it's Grunty any day, she really takes my breath away... cough! (coughs)<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Yes, you're right, I'm rather proud. My looks stand me out from the crowd.<br />'''Dingpot: '''Err... but there is this girl.<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Ah! What do you mean?! This cannot be! There's no one prettier than me!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Why, it's Tooty, young and small, she's the prettiest girl of all.<br />'''Gruntilda:''' No, no, no, you must be mad. Nicer beauty can't be had!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Unfortunately, I think, you'll find,... ugh! It's Tooty. She's cute and kind!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Well... We'll see about that! | |||
*'''Kazooie:''' Phew, what a disgusing smell!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Oooh! Visitors for Dingpot... I like visitors!<br />'''Kazooie:''' It's a wonder you get any, sewer breath!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Aaah... What does strange birdy thing mean?<br />'''Banjo:''' Errr, she said that we're looking for Gruntilda, do you know where she is?<br />'''Dingpot:''' I sure do Mr. Bear! Grunty's awful you know, she was sick in me earlier on. If you can get rid of her, I'll be free!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!<br />'''Banjo:''' Don't worry Dingpot, we'll sort her out if you can find us a way up there!<br />'''Dingpot:''' No problem, just splosh on in and I'll fire you up to the top!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Jump in there? No way, Dungbox!<br />'''Banjo:''' C'mon Kazooie, you get a chance to peck the witch's butt, let's go! | |||
=='' | *"Did I tell you she puked in me, it was awful..." | ||
* | *"Can you see a toilet in here, huh? So guess where Grunty goes..." | ||
*"All her trash, well that ends up in me as well..." | |||
*"Look at me, I'm full of potato peelings and moldy vegetables..." | |||
*"You wouldn't believe Grunty's dandruff when she leans over me..." | |||
*"I need my teeth cleaning, will you do it?" | |||
*"Sniff... I had a saucepan girlfriend once, but Grunty broke her handle..." | |||
*"And all those awful bloomers she makes me wash... yurrgh!" | |||
*"She cooks up some really spicy dinner in me, it's melting my ladle.." | |||
*"Ready for another trip, Mr. Bear?" | |||
*"Are you ready this time, birdy thing?" | |||
*"Please beat Grunty this time, I don't want to do her washing anymore..." | |||
*"Oooh... Bit tough last time, huh?" | |||
*"Splash in and I'll fire you back up there!" | |||
==''Banjo-Tooie''== | |||
*'''Dingpot:''' Why hello there, Mr. Banjo! I'm Dingpot - remember me?<br />'''Banjo:''' No, not really...<br />'''Dingpot:''' I helped you at the end of ''Banjo-Kazooie''.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Oh yeah, it's old stinkpot!<br />'''Dingpot:''' Sniff, you're so cruel. But hey, why not jump inside for a nice Dingy bonus!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Must we? I've only just got my feathers clean from last time... | |||
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