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| This is a list of quotes from [[Gruntilda]] throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|''Banjo-Kazooie'' series]]. | |   |
| | [[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series. |
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| ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''== | | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie]]== |
| ===Instruction booklet===
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| *"''Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?''"
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| *"''As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For [[Tooty|her]] own sake, I hope she's not!''"
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| *"''I need those looks far more than [[Tooty|she]], and finally perfect I shall be!''"
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| ===Introduction=== | | ====Introduction==== |
| *"''Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?''" | | *[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? |
| *"''Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!''" | | *Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd! |
| *"''What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!''" | | *What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me! |
| *"''No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!''" | | *No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had! |
| *"''If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!''" | | *If [[Tooty ]]thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! |
| *"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''" | | *Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! |
| *"''Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!''" | | *Don't scratch and bite, little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! |
| *"''This fine [[Beauty Steal Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!''" | | *This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old! |
| *"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''" | | *Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! |
| *"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''" | | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! |
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| | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== |
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| | =====At Random===== |
| | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! |
| | *Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! |
| | *Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! |
| | *My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! |
| | *I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air! |
| | *Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master! |
| | *If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft! |
| | *Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme! |
| | *I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say! |
| | *It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird! |
| | *How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! |
| | *That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! |
| | *Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! |
| | *You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! |
| | *Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung! |
| | *I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! |
| | *My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet! |
| | *Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! |
| | *I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! |
| | *When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! |
| | *Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! |
| | *When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! |
| | *Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb! |
| | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! |
| | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! |
| | *[[Tooty]] says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! |
| | *Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! |
| | *Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! |
| | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! |
| | *I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! |
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| | =====Specific Events===== |
| | *There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! |
| | *That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! |
| | *You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door! |
| | *That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last! |
| | *When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more! |
| | *Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away! |
| | *If one more page I see you turn, than (sic) Grunty shall Cheato burn! |
| | *That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck! |
| | *What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough! |
| | *It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there! |
| | *To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of Jiggies make it complete! |
| | *Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find! |
| | *I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top! |
| | *Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! |
| | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! |
| | *Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! |
| | *Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your game pak I'll erase! |
| | *You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your game pak is erased! |
| | *But you have told them my lost code, damn you book I'm ready to explode! |
| | *My evil plan has worked so well, now I'm off to make Spiral Mountain hell! |
| | *Now I've got that bear and bird, there's nothing you can do silly nerd! |
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| | ====[[Treasure Trove Cove]]==== |
| | *That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! |
| | *That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs! |
| | *All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! |
| | *[[Gold Feathers|<u>Golden Feathers</u>]] you may have 20, but bruises you'll still get plenty! |
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| | ====[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]==== |
| | *First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! |
| | *I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! |
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| ===Gruntilda's Lair=== | | ====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== |
| ====Randomly==== | | *Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet! |
| *"''Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!''"
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| *"''Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will be running!''" | |
| *"''Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!''"
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| *"''I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!''"
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| *"''Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!''"
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| *"''If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!''"
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| *"''Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!''"
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| *"''I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!''"
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| *"''It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and [[Kazooie|bird]]!''"
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| *"''How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!''"
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| *"''That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!''"
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| *"''Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!''"
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| *"''Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!''"
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| *"''Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!''"
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| *"''I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!''"
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| *"''My next world is the hardest yet, and you will fail, on that I'll bet!''"
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| *"''Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!''"
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| *"''I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!''"
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| *"''When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!''"
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| *"''Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!''"
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| *"''When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!''"
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| *"''Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!''"
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| *"''Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!''"
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| *"''Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!''"
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| *"''Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!''"
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| *"''Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog!''"
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| *"''Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!''"
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| *"''My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!''"
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| *"''I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!''"
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| ====Specific Events==== | | ====[[Mad Monster Mansion]]==== |
| *"''There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!''" | | *Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! |
| *"''That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!''"
| | *I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! |
| *"''You've found some [[Musical Notes|Notes]] but you need more, to break my spell and pass this [[Note Door|door]]!''"
| | *These 2 guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome! |
| *"''That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!''" | | *Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! |
| *"''When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!''"
| | *Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! |
| *"''Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!''" | |
| *"''If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!''"
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| *"''That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!''"
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| *"''What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough!''"
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| *"''It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!''"
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| *"''To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggy|Jiggies]] make it complete!''"
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| *"''Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!''"
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| *"''I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!''" | |
| *"''Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot!''"
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| *"''See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!''" | |
| *"''Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!''"
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| *"''Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.''"
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| *"''Now I will erase your Game Pak, because you had the need to hack!''"
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| *"''The free trial's over so here's where you're staying, or buy the full game to carry on playing.''"
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| ===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | | ====[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]==== |
| *"''That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the [[Banjo-Kazooie|game]] will be!''" | | *My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge! |
| *"''That lousy [[Cheat Codes|cheat]] for extra [[Blue Eggs|eggs]], won't help bear and chicken legs!''"
| | *Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast! |
| *"''All my [[Red Feathers|feathers]], it makes me sick, [[Flight|fly]] to me, your butt I'll kick!''" | | *Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn! |
| *"''[[Gold Feathers|Golden Feathers]] you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty!''" | | *A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more! |
| *"''Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase!''"
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| *"''You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your save game is erased!''" | |
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| ===[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]=== | | ====[[Click Clock Wood]]==== |
| *"''First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!''" | | *My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help! |
| *"''I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!''" | | *You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold! |
| | *Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! |
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| ===[[Gobi's Valley]]=== | | ====[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]==== |
| *"''Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some [[Turbo Trainers|faster feet]]!''" | | =====Introduction===== |
| | *Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! |
| | *My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands! |
| | *This final test will see me win, When Banjo fails then I'll be thin! |
| | *The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy! |
| | *My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get! |
| | *'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! |
| | *'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! |
| | *So step on over to the square, Press {{A}} to try it if you dare! |
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| ===[[Mad Monster Mansion]]=== | | =====Squares===== |
| *"''Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!''" | | *A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! |
| *"''I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!''" | | *A visual challenge you stupid bear, To tell me who is it or where! |
| *"''These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!''" | | *A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day! |
| *"''Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless [[Napper|spooky butt]]!''" | | *Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might! |
| *"''Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!''" | | *Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot! |
| | *Press {{B}} to use it you little cheat, when on a square you get cold feet! |
| | *Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back! |
| | *I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! |
| | *Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! |
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| ===[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]=== | | =====Challenges===== |
| *"''My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose [[Oxygen|air]] while in that gunge!''" | | *The name of your game you must spell, backwards though be quick as well! |
| *"''Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!''" | | *Mighty Big Box you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight! |
| *"''Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!''" | | *This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]! |
| *"''A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!''" | | *Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before times out! |
| | *The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch! |
| | *Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick you won't get long! |
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| ===[[Click Clock Wood]]=== | | =====Answering Correctly===== |
| *"''My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of [[Extra Life|life]] it sure does help!''" | | *A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! |
| *"''You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!''" | | *Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! |
| *"''Yes that's right, swim under there, [[icy water]] takes double air!''" | | *That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so? |
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| ===[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]=== | | =====Failing a square===== |
| ====Introduction====
| | *Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{A}} to try again! |
| *"''Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my [[Grunty's Furnace Fun|game]]!''" | | *Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! |
| *"''My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands!''" | | *An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! |
| *"''This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!''"
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| *"''The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!''"
| | =====Collecting an item on the board===== |
| *"''My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!''" | | *An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! |
| *"''{{'}}Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!''"
| | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round! |
| *"''{{'}}Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show!''" | |
| *"''So step on over to the square, press {{button|N64|A}} to try it if you dare!''"
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| *"''So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry!''" | |
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| ====Squares==== | | =====Ending===== |
| *"''A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!''" | | *No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board! |
| *"''A visual challenge you stupid bear, to tell me who is it or where!''" | | *It's not fair, I want to win, How I longed to be real thin! |
| *"''A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!''"
| | *Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go! |
| *"''Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!''"
| | *You won't catch me, I've made sure, All the credits you'll now endure! |
| *"''Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot!''"
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| *"''Press {{button|N64|B}} to use it you little cheat, when on a square you get cold feet!''" | |
| *"''Your joker misses out on a square, accept the test you did not dare!''"
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| *"''Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!''" | |
| *"''I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!''"
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| *"''Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take!''"
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| *"''Try this one, but don't be lame, you'll lose a life and lose the game!''"
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| ====Challenges==== | | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== |
| *"''The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well!''" | | =====Banjo and Kazooie Entering===== |
| *"''[[Boss Boom Box|Mighty Big Box]] you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight!''" | | *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! |
| *"''This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]!''" | | *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! |
| *"''Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!''" | | *Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! |
| *"''The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch!''" | | *Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd! |
| *"''Watch as the [[Tiptup Choir|turtles]] sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long!''" | | *I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain! |
| | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! |
| | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. |
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| ====Answering correctly==== | | =====1st Phase===== |
| *"''A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight!''"
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| *"''Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss!''"
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| *"''That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so?''"
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| ====Failing a square==== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| *"''Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{button|N64|A}} to try again!''" | | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! |
| *"''Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today!''"
| | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! |
| *"''An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed!''" | | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! |
| *"''No lives are left, he burns and chokes, I'm pleased to say that's all folks!''" | |
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| ====Collecting an item on the board==== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''An Extra Life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!''" | | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! |
| *"''The [[Honeycomb|energy]] that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round!''" | | *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! |
| | *I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! |
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| ====Ending==== | | =====2nd Phase===== |
| *"''No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board!''"
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| *"''It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin!''"
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| *"''Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go!''"
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| *"''You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!''"
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| ===Battle=== | | ======Transition====== |
| ====Banjo and Kazooie entering====
| | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! |
| *"''I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!''" | | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! |
| *"''But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!''" | | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! |
| *"''Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!''"
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| *"''Who's back up here, oh my word, it's beaky fool and hairy nerd!''" | |
| *"''I can't believe you're up here again, stupid bear and dumb bird brain!''"
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| *"''I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!''"
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| *"''So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.''"
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| ====1st Phase==== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! |
| *"''Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!''" | | *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! |
| *"''What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!''" | | *I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! |
| *"''A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!''" | | *Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit! |
| *"''Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!''" | | *This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough! |
| | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! |
| | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! |
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''" | | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! |
| *"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''"
| | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! |
| *"''I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!''"
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| *"''My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!''" | |
| *"''See the swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!''"
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| *"''Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!''"
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| *"''Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!''"
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| ====2nd Phase==== | | =====3rd Phase===== |
| =====Transition=====
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| *"''It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!''"
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| *"''Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!''"
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| *"''That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!''"
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| *"''Ah, it's time for me to change, my spot to put me out of range!''"
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| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | ======Transition====== |
| *"''That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!''" | | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! |
| *"''Aargh! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!''" | | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. |
| *"''I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!''" | | *A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! |
| *"''Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!''" | | *Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! |
| *"''This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!''"
| | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. |
| *"''That's not fair, I wasn't ready! Now I feel faint and all unsteady...''" | | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! |
| *"''Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!''" | |
| *"''Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!''"
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| *"''So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!''" | | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! |
| *"''Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!''"
| | *ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! |
| *"''Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap!''" | | *Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! |
| *"''Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!''" | | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! |
| *"''You're so sad and little lame — I've moved on, keep playing this game!''" | |
| *"''Hear the fireball fizz and bang, your hairy butt took quite a clang!''"
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| ====3rd Phase==== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| =====Transition=====
| | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! |
| *"''Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!''" | | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! |
| *"''Did you know I learned to fly? At [[List of implied locations#Witch School|Witch School]], I'm sure you know why.''" | | *Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! |
| *"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''"
| | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! |
| *"''Old [[Bottles|bottle brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!''" | |
| *"''Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.''"
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| *"''See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!''"
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| *"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''" | |
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| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | =====4th Phase===== |
| *"''Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!''"
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| *"''Arrgh! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!''"
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| *"''Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!''"
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| *"''Yow! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!''"
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| *"''Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!''"
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | | ======Transition====== |
| *"''This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!''" | | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! |
| *"''Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!''" | | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! |
| *"''Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!''" | | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! |
| *"''Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!''" | | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! |
| *"''Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!''"
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| ====4th Phase==== | | ======[[Jinjo]] statues appear====== |
| =====Transition=====
| | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! |
| *"''I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!''" | | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! |
| *"''That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!''"
| | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! |
| *"''Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!''" | | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! |
| *"''A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!''" | |
| *"''So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!''" | |
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| =====Jinjo statues appear===== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| *"''Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!''" | | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! |
| *"''I hid those [[Jinjo]]s really well, but must have used a lousy spell!''" | | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! |
| *"''I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!''" | | *Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! |
| *"''So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!''" | | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! |
| | *I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath! |
| | *Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot! |
| | *Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! |
| | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! |
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| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!''" | | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! |
| *"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''"
| | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! |
| *"''Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!''"
| | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! |
| *"''That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!''" | |
| *"''I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!''"
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| *"''Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!''" | |
| *"''Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!''"
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| *"''Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!''"
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | | =====5th Phase===== |
| *"''Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!''"
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| *"''Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!''"
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| *"''Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!''"
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| *"''Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!''"
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| *"''Get used to that, there's plenty more of other nasty spells in store!''"
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| ====5th Phase==== | | ======Transition====== |
| =====Transition===== | | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! |
| *"''Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!''" | | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! |
| *"''That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!''" | | *My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! |
| *"''My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!''" | | *Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! |
| *"''Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!''" | | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! |
| *"''I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!''" | |
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| =====[[The Mighty Jinjonator]] appears===== | | ======Jinjonator appears====== |
| *"''What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!''" | | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! |
| *"''That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!''" | | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! |
| *"''I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!''" | | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! |
| *"''That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!''"
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!''" | | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! |
| *"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''" | | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! |
| *"''The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!''" | | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! |
| *"''I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!''"
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| *"''Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!''"
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| =====The Mighty Jinjonator attacks===== | | ======[http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mighty_Jinjonator Jinjonator] Attack====== |
| *"''I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!''" | | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! |
| *"''See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!''" | | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! |
| *"''Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!''" | | *Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! |
| *"''There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!''" | | *There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! |
| *"''Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!''" | | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! |
| *"''Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!''" | | *Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you! |
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| =====Attack succeeds===== | | ======Attack succeeds====== |
| *"''That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!''" | | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! |
| *"''I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!''" | | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! |
| *"''Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!''" | | *Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! |
| *"''Aargh! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!''" | | *AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! |
| *"''It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!''" | | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! |
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| =====Magnet Spell===== | | ======Magnet Spell====== |
| *"''Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!''" | | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! |
| *"''Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day!''" | | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! |
| *"''See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!''" | | *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! |
| *"''Here is a spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!''" | | *Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! |
| *"''It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!''" | | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! |
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| ===Game Over=== | | ===Game Over=== |
| *"''Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!''" | | *[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! |
| *"''Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!''" | | *Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! |
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| ===Ending=== | | ===Ending=== |
| *"''Stupid bear and dumb Kazooie, I'll be back for [[Banjo-Tooie]]!''" | | *Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! |
| *"''All the Jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!''" | | *All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! |
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| | ==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== |
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| | ====Opening==== |
| | *No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me? |
| | *I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? |
| | *Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then [[Banjo]]'s hairy butt I'll whup! |
| | *Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle! |
| | *Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this! |
| | *Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear! |
| | *No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear! |
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| ==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''== | | ====When B.O.B. scene starts==== |
| ===Opening=== | | *Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? |
| *"''No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?''" | |
| *"''I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?''"
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| *"''Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!''"
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| *"''Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!''"
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| *"''Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!''"
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| *"''Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!''"
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| *"''No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!''"
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| ===When the witches arrive [[Cauldron Keep]]=== | | ==[http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Banjo-Kazooie:_Grunty%27s_Revenge Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]== |
| *"''Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?''"
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| *"''Oh... If I must."''"
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| ===Tower of Tragedy===
| | '''Opening''' |
| *"''Thank you, thank you... I'm Grunty, your host, and may I welcome you to my Tower of Tragedy quiz! Let me run the rules for you all. There are three rounds of general knowledge questions, and the person with the lowest score at the end of each round will be eliminated! Correct answers score 2 points, with 1 point being awarded if it was a second guess following the incorrect answer from another contestant. Get one wrong and I'll take 2 points off you! Press B to buzz in and then A to answer if you can. Now let's meet tonight's victims, err...I mean contestants, shall we?''" | | *With the [http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Mecha-Grunty Mecha-Grunty] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid. |
| *"''Introducing on the left...It's my gorgeous, slim sister, [[Mingella]]!''" | | *I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to chage the past. |
| *"''On the right we have...my lovely, err...shapely sister, [[Blobbelda]]!''" | | *Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost! |
| *"''And in the middle...just some loser bear called Banjo.''"
| | *Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend. |
| | *With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do! |
| | *Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past. |
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| *"''Welcome. it's my [[Tower of Tragedy]] "Just for Fun" quiz round 1. Do you need the rules?''"
| | [[Breegull Beach|'''Breegull Beach''']] |
| *"''Fair enough.''"
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| *"''Not bad.''"
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| *"''You know-it-all.''"
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| *"''A lucky guess.''"
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| *"''Hmm...okay.''"
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| *"''I'll accept that.''"
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| *"''Well, it was 50/50...''"
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| *"''I'll give you 1 point.''"
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| *"''1 point, I suppose...''"
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| *"''Only 1 point though.''"
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| *"''About time too.''"
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| *"''Scavenger!''"
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| *"''What about the rest of you?''"
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| *"''Any other takers?''"
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| *"''I'll have to offer it...''"
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| *"''Missed your chance...''"
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| *"''Buzzer broken, huh?''"
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| *"''You fool! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''Dunce! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''You half-wit! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''Thicko! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''Numbskull! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''You plank! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''No, no, no, you idiot.''"
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| *"''That was easy...''"
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| *"''Yippee! Wrong again!''"
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| *"''No, no, no, you idiots!''"
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| *"''I'm surrounded by morons...''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 1. Looks like my sister Blobbelda is as thick as her waist, and her score of [x] is as low as her IQ. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby...''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 1. It seems that my sister Mingella has set a new standard of dumbness, with a hopeless score of [x]. Time to say goodbye, Mingy...''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 2. It seems that my sister Mingella has also been beaten by that useless bear. Time to say goodbye, Mingy...''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 2. Looks like my sister Blobbelda has also failed to beat that dumb bear. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby...''"
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| *"''Oh goody. Round 1's ended in a draw. So I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [x]!''"
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| *"''Excellent. It's a draw after Round 2, so I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [x]!''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 1. As expected, it's the dunce bear who's last, with a loser's score of [x].''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 2. Your luck's run out, furface. I'm pleased to say you lost.''"
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| *"''That's the end of the final round. Look at the bear's score, everyone. Isn't it pathetic? I declare me the winner!''"
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| ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''==
| | '''Introduction''' |
| ===Opening===
| | *Captive breegulls are the best, they work all day without a rest. |
| *"''With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.''" | | *Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey. |
| *"''I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.''" | | *Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak. |
| *"''Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost!''" | | *You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will! |
| *"''Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend.''" | |
| *"''With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!''"
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| *"''Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past.''"
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| ===[[Breegull Beach]]===
| | '''After beating''' |
| ====Introduction====
| | *My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes! |
| *"''[[Captive Breegulls]] are the best, they work all day without a rest.''" | | *I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated. |
| *"''Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.''"
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| *"''Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.''" | | '''<u>[http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Spiller%27s_Harbor Spiller's Harbor]</u>'''<u>''' '''</u> |
| *"''You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!''" | | |
| | '''Introduction''' |
| | *Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter. |
| | *Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm! |
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| | '''After beating''' |
| | *This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks. |
| | *But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power! |
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| ====After beating====
| | [http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Grunty%27s_Castle '''Grunty's Castle'''] |
| *"''My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!''"
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| *"''I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.''"
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| ===[[Spiller's Harbor]]===
| | '''Introduction''' |
| ====Introduction====
| | *Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic. |
| *"''Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.''" | | *If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two! |
| *"''Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!''" | |
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| ====After beating====
| | '''After beating at the first battle''' |
| *"''This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.''"
| | *Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick! |
| *"''But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!''" | |
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| ===[[Grunty's Lair]]===
| | '''Before starting a quiz''' |
| ====Introduction====
| | *Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle. |
| *"''Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.''"
| | *Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more. |
| *"''If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!''" | | *With an answer is correct, with button {{A}} you can select. |
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| ====After beating Grunty at the first battle====
| | '''After the quiz''' |
| *"''Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick!''" | | *Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right. |
| | *Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long. |
| | *This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time you see you on the tower! |
| | '''Final Boss Battle''' |
| | *The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same. |
| | *To your destruction you both race, of [http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Banjo bear] and [http://banjokazooie.wikia.com/wiki/Kazooie bird] I'll leave no trace! |
| | *My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!! |
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| ====Before starting a quiz====
| | '''After beating the final boss when you hit 10 hits''' |
| *"''Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.''" | | *Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot. |
| *"''Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.''" | | *Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power! |
| *"''With an answer is correct, with {{button|GBA|A}} you can select.''"
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| ====After finishing a quiz====
| | '''After beating the final boss when you hit all 12 hits''' |
| *"''Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.''"
| | *AAAH! This can't be my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing! |
| *"''Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.''" | |
| *"''This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time to see you on the tower!''"
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| ===Final Boss Battle===
| | '''Ending''' |
| *"''The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.''"
| | *Why are my henchmen fools and twits?! That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits. |
| *"''To your destruction you both race, of bear and bird I'll leave no trace!''" | | *Klungo!! Get here NOW! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick! |
| *"''My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!''" | | *Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder. |
| *"''Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.''" | | *If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters! |
| *"''Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!''" | |
| *"''Aaah! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!''"
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| ===Ending=== | | ==[[:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]] == |
| *"''Why are my henchmen fools and twits? That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.''"
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| *"''Klungo!! Get here now! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!''"
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| *"''Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.''"
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| *"''If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!''"
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| ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''== | | ====Opening==== |
| ===Opening=== | | *8 long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! |
| *"''Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!''" | | *It is me you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! |
| *"''Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!''" | | *At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, I'll bite your butt! |
| *"''At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!''" | | *Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here? |
| *"''Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings [[Lord of Games|L.O.G.]] here?''" | | *That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? |
| *"''That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?''" | | *My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies! |
| *"''My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!''" | | *Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame! |
| *"''Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!''" | | *Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know! |
| *"''Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!''" | | *While you've slept i've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic! |
| *"''While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot]]s to make you panic!''" | | *So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? |
| *"''So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?''" | |
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| ===[[Showdown Town]]=== | | ====[[Showdown Town]]==== |
| *"''Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!''" | | *Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! |
| *"''After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!''" | | *After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! |
| *"''Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?''" | | *Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke? |
| *"''The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!''" | | *The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput! |
| *"''With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that [[Mumbo's Wrench|stupid wrench]]!''" | | *With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench! |
| *"''I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!''" | | *I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown! |
| *"''A bear, a bird, and a Lord of Games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!''" | | *A [[Banjo|bear]], [[Kazooie|a bird]], and a [[Lord of Games]]? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame! |
| *"''You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!''" | | *You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser! |
| *"''This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!''" | | *This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face! |
| *"''Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear!''" | | *Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear! |
| *"''The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming!''" | | *The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming! |
| *"''You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | | *You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! |
| *"''Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and [[Mumbo Jumbo|Mumbo]]? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo!''" | | *Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! |
| *"''My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!''" | | *My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! |
| *"''[[Spiral Mountain]] isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!''" | | *Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate! |
| *"''My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact!''" | | *My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact! |
| *"''You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin!''" | | *You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin! |
| *"''I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design!''" | | *I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design! |
| *"''All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads?''" | | *All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads? |
| *"''Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint?''" | | *Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint? |
| *"''You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot!''" | | *You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot! |
| *"''You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!''" | | *You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain! |
| *"''Beating my challenge, I think you're so clever. Your next success approximately never!''"
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| *"''Can't be long from until the finale? Don't put too much faith in the Jiggy tally!''"
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| *"''You were so porky and in such a mess. I'm stunned you got this far, I confess!''"
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| *"''That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a Dingpot curry!''"
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| ===[[Nutty Acres]]=== | | ====[[Nutty Acres]]==== |
| *"''Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size!''" | | *Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! |
| *"''The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see.''" | | *The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. |
| *"''With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long.''" | | *With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long. |
| *"''Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime.''" | | *Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime. |
| *"''The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!''" | | *The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme! |
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| ===[[LOGBOX 720]]=== | | ====[[LOGBOX 720]]==== |
| *"''Porky bear needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!''" | | *[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter! |
| *"''I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!''" | | *I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater! |
| *"''My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than Klungo if I'm being frank!''" | | *My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank! |
| *"''Persistence pays off, I've always found! I've rebuilt my boat for another round!''"
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| ===[[Banjoland]]=== | | ====[[Banjoland]]==== |
| *"''Thick-witted bear and feather face, do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?''" | | *[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place? |
| *"''No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!''" | | *No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste! |
| *"''Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!''" | | *Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore! |
| *"''Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night!''" | | *Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night! |
| *"''Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!''" | | *Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat! |
| *"''You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's ruining my rep!''" | | *You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep! |
| *"''Looks like I'm thwarted good and proper. This thing's become a hopping cropper!''"
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| ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | | ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== |
| *"''Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!''" | | *Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts! |
| *"''I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!''" | | *I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! |
| *"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''" | | *All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast. |
| *"''I'll bash and block, ram and charge! Competitive Grunty giving it large!''"
| | *Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care! |
| *"''Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care!''" | | *9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name! |
| *"''9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!''" | | *My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious! |
| *"''My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!''" | | *Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down! |
| *"''You can't do that, it's just not fair! You pay the price, you sweaty bear!''"
| | *You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine! |
| *"''Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!''" | | *These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you! |
| *"''You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine!''" | | *This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet! |
| *"''These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you!''" | | *Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool! |
| *"''This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet!''" | | *You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick! |
| *"''Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!''" | |
| *"''You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!''" | |
| *"''I'm working hard to cause you grief. Now lose the torch you Jiggy thief!''"
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| *"''Dropping stuff is tons of fun! I'll drown or squash you as you run!''"
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| *"''I see you're making one last dash. Do try to dodge the massive splash!''"
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| ===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== | | ===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== |
| *"''See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!''" | | *See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet! |
| *"''This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!''" | | *This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass! |
| *"''Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!''" | | *Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop! |
| *"''I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!''" | | *I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating! |
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| ===[[Spiral Mountain]]=== | | === <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === |
| *"''You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down!''" | | *My body was still, but my mind was racing, just you wait I'll give you a pacing! |
| *"''My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pacing!''"
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| *"''You underestimate my cunning, hear my plan and then start running!''"
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| *"''My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory!''"
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| *"''Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers!''"
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| *"''This monster truck's something, it can't be denied! I'll flatten you into the mountainside!''"
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| *"''My truck's been scrapped, but I'm not one to fret. We're just getting started, don't celebrate yet!''"
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| *"''You'll walk the plank for that, I swear. Roll on stage 3 of this epic affair!''"
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| *"''So much for stealth, it wasn't just enough. You want me to give up with dignity? Tough!''"
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| *"''You're still in my way, that's typically thoughtless. I'll size up the options inside this fortress!''"
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| *"''My pirate galleon should be more successful. Avast ye swabs! You'll find this quite stressful!''"
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| *"''It's time I switched to a stealth attack. If you can't even see me, how can you fight back?''"
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| *"''The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast.''"
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| *"''Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches!''"
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| *"''I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!''" | | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! |
| *"''Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!''" | | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! |
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| *"''How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!''" | | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! |
| *"''Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!''" | | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! |
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