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| This is a list of quotes from [[Gruntilda]] throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|''Banjo-Kazooie'' series]]. | | {{incomplete}} |
| | [[Gruntilda]] is infamous in the gaming world for her hilarious and very bizarre rhyming quotes. This page is a collection of Gruntilda's rhyming quotes throughout the Banjo-Kazooie series. |
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| ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''== | | ==Banjo-Kazooie== |
| ===Instruction booklet===
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| *"''Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?''"
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| *"''As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For [[Tooty|her]] own sake, I hope she's not!''"
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| *"''I need those looks far more than [[Tooty|she]], and finally perfect I shall be!''"
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| ===Introduction=== | | ====Introduction==== |
| *"''Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?''" | | *[[Dingpot]], Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench? |
| *"''Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!''" | | *Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd! |
| *"''What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!''" | | *What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me! |
| *"''No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!''" | | *No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had! |
| *"''If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!''" | | *If [[Tooty ]]thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be! |
| *"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''" | | *Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity! |
| *"''Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!''" | | *Don't scratch and bite, little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear! |
| *"''This fine [[Beauty Steal Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!''" | | *This fine contraption, so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old! |
| *"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''" | | *Rescue you he will not dare, there's many dangers in my lair! |
| *"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''" | | *Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch! |
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| ===Gruntilda's Lair=== | | ====[[Gruntilda's Lair]]==== |
| ====Randomly====
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| *"''Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!''"
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| *"''Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will be running!''"
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| *"''Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!''"
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| *"''I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!''"
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| *"''Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!''"
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| *"''If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!''"
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| *"''Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!''"
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| *"''I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!''"
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| *"''It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and [[Kazooie|bird]]!''"
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| *"''How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!''"
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| *"''That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!''"
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| *"''Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!''"
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| *"''Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!''"
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| *"''Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!''"
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| *"''I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!''"
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| *"''My next world is the hardest yet, and you will fail, on that I'll bet!''"
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| *"''Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!''"
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| *"''I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!''"
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| *"''When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!''"
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| *"''Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!''"
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| *"''When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!''"
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| *"''Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!''"
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| *"''Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!''"
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| *"''Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!''"
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| *"''Tooty says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free!''"
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| *"''Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog!''"
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| *"''Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!''"
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| *"''My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!''"
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| *"''I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!''"
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| ====Specific Events==== | | =====At Random===== |
| *"''There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!''" | | *Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave! |
| *"''That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!''" | | *Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin guys will come running! |
| *"''You've found some [[Musical Notes|Notes]] but you need more, to break my spell and pass this [[Note Door|door]]!''" | | *Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm! |
| *"''That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!''" | | *My filthy bed gives me a rash, I never wash, I save my cash! |
| *"''When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!''" | | *I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air! |
| *"''Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!''" | | *Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master! |
| *"''If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!''" | | *If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft! |
| *"''That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!''" | | *Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme! |
| *"''What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough!''" | | *I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say! |
| *"''It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!''" | | *It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and bird! |
| *"''To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggy|Jiggies]] make it complete!''" | | *How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts! |
| *"''Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!''" | | *That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! |
| *"''I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!''" | | *Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! |
| *"''Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot!''" | | *You side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! |
| *"''See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!''" | | *Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung! |
| *"''Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!''" | | *I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! |
| *"''Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.''" | | *My next world is the hardest yet, and you'll fail on that I'll bet! |
| *"''Now I will erase your Game Pak, because you had the need to hack!''" | | *Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! |
| *"''The free trial's over so here's where you're staying, or buy the full game to carry on playing.''" | | *I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! |
| | *When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! |
| | *Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! |
| | *When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! |
| | *Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb! |
| | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! |
| | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! |
| | *[[Tooty]] says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! |
| | *Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! |
| | *Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! |
| | *My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet! |
| | *I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat! |
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| ===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | | =====Specific Events===== |
| *"''That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the [[Banjo-Kazooie|game]] will be!''" | | *There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins! |
| *"''That lousy [[Cheat Codes|cheat]] for extra [[Blue Eggs|eggs]], won't help bear and chicken legs!''" | | *That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit! |
| *"''All my [[Red Feathers|feathers]], it makes me sick, [[Flight|fly]] to me, your butt I'll kick!''" | | *You've found some notes but you need more, to break my spell and pass this door! |
| *"''[[Gold Feathers|Golden Feathers]] you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty!''" | | *That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last! |
| *"''Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase!''" | | *When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more! |
| *"''You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your save game is erased!''" | | *Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away! |
| | *If one more page I see you turn, than (sic) Grunty shall Cheato burn! |
| | *That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck! |
| | *What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough! |
| | *It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there! |
| | *To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of Jiggies make it complete! |
| | *Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find! |
| | *I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top! |
| | *Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot! |
| | *See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot! |
| | *Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me! |
| | *Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your game pak I'll erase! |
| | *You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your game pak is erased! |
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| ===[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]=== | | ====[[Treasure Trove Cove]]==== |
| *"''First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!''" | | *That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the game will be! |
| *"''I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!''" | | *That lousy cheat for extra eggs, won't help bear and chicken legs! |
| | *All my feathers, it makes me sick, fly to me, your butt I'll kick! |
| | *[[Gold feathers]] you may have 20, but bruises you'll still get plenty! |
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| ===[[Gobi's Valley]]=== | | ====[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]==== |
| *"''Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some [[Turbo Trainers|faster feet]]!''" | | *First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't! |
| | *I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold! |
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| ===[[Mad Monster Mansion]]=== | | ====[[Gobi's Valley]]==== |
| *"''Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!''" | | *Grunty's race you cannot beat, until you find some faster feet! |
| *"''I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!''"
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| *"''These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!''"
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| *"''Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless [[Napper|spooky butt]]!''"
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| *"''Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!''"
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| ===[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]=== | | ====[[Mad Monster Mansion]]==== |
| *"''My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose [[Oxygen|air]] while in that gunge!''" | | *Those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan! |
| *"''Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!''" | | *I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear! |
| *"''Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!''" | | *These 2 guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome! |
| *"''A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!''" | | *Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless spooky butt! |
| | *Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough! |
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| ===[[Click Clock Wood]]=== | | ====[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]==== |
| *"''My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of [[Extra Life|life]] it sure does help!''" | | *My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose air while in that gunge! |
| *"''You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!''" | | *Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast! |
| *"''Yes that's right, swim under there, [[icy water]] takes double air!''" | | *Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn! |
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| ===[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]=== | | ====[[Click Clock Wood]]==== |
| ====Introduction====
| | *My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of life it sure does help! |
| *"''Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my [[Grunty's Furnace Fun|game]]!''"
| | *You'll use you air up double fold, I've made this water double cold! |
| *"''My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands!''"
| | *Yes that's right, swim under there, icy water takes double air! |
| *"''This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!''"
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| *"''The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!''"
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| *"''My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!''" | |
| *"''{{'}}Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!''"
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| *"''{{'}}Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show!''" | |
| *"''So step on over to the square, press {{button|N64|A}} to try it if you dare!''" | |
| *"''So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry!''"
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| ====Squares==== | | ====[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]==== |
| *"''A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!''" | | =====Introduction===== |
| *"''A visual challenge you stupid bear, to tell me who is it or where!''"
| | *Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my game! |
| *"''A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!''"
| | *My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands! |
| *"''Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!''" | | *This final test will see me win, When Banjo fails then I'll be thin |
| *"''Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot!''" | | *The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy! |
| *"''Press {{button|N64|B}} to use it you little cheat, when on a square you get cold feet!''" | | *My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get! |
| *"''Your joker misses out on a square, accept the test you did not dare!''" | | *'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day! |
| *"''Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!''"
| | *'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show! |
| *"''I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!''" | | *So step on over to the square, Press A to try it if you dare! |
| *"''Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take!''" | |
| *"''Try this one, but don't be lame, you'll lose a life and lose the game!''" | |
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| ====Challenges==== | | =====Squares===== |
| *"''The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well!''" | | *A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek! |
| *"''[[Boss Boom Box|Mighty Big Box]] you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight!''" | | *A visual challenge you stupid bear, To tell me who is it or where! |
| *"''This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]!''" | | *A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day! |
| *"''Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!''" | | *Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might! |
| *"''The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch!''" | | *Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot! |
| *"''Watch as the [[Tiptup Choir|turtles]] sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long!''" | | *Press B to use it you little cheat, when on a sqaure you get cold feet! |
| | *Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back! |
| | *I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me! |
| | *Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take! |
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| ====Answering correctly==== | | ===Challenges=== |
| *"''A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight!''" | | *The name of your game you must spell, backwards though be quick as well! |
| *"''Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss!''" | | *Mighty big boom box you must fight, but be quick as time is tight! |
| *"''That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so?''" | | *Your chances are slim, of eating more than him! |
| | *LIttle stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before times out! |
| | *The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but thats the catch! |
| | *Watch as the turtles sing their song, repeat it quick you wont get long! |
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| ====Failing a square==== | | =====Answering Correctly===== |
| *"''Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{button|N64|A}} to try again!''" | | *A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight! |
| *"''Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today!''"
| | *Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss! |
| *"''An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed!''" | | *That's a secret, how did you know? Did my sister tell you so? |
| *"''No lives are left, he burns and chokes, I'm pleased to say that's all folks!''" | |
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| ====Collecting an item on the board==== | | =====Failing a square===== |
| *"''An Extra Life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!''" | | *Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press A to try again! |
| *"''The [[Honeycomb|energy]] that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round!''" | | *Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today! |
| | *An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed! |
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| ====Ending==== | | =====Collecting an item on the board===== |
| *"''No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board!''" | | *An extra life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear! |
| *"''It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin!''"
| | *The energy that you have found, won't stop me making tooty round! |
| *"''Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go!''" | |
| *"''You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!''"
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| ===Battle=== | | =====Ending===== |
| ====Banjo and Kazooie entering====
| | *No one can win, I was assured, By the makers of this board! |
| *"''I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!''" | | *It's not fair, I want to win, How I longed to be real thin! |
| *"''But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!''"
| | *Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go! |
| *"''Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!''" | | *You won't catch me, I've made sure, All the credits you'll now endure! |
| *"''Who's back up here, oh my word, it's beaky fool and hairy nerd!''" | |
| *"''I can't believe you're up here again, stupid bear and dumb bird brain!''" | |
| *"''I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!''"
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| *"''So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.''"
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| ====1st Phase==== | | ====[[Top of the Tower]]==== |
| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | =====Banjo and Kazooie Entering===== |
| *"''Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!''" | | *I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair! |
| *"''What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!''" | | *But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might! |
| *"''A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!''" | | *Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn! |
| *"''Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!''" | | *Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd! |
| | *I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain! |
| | *I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast! |
| | *So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick. |
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | | =====1st Phase===== |
| *"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''"
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| *"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''"
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| *"''I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!''"
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| *"''My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!''"
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| *"''See the swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!''"
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| *"''Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!''"
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| *"''Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!''"
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| ====2nd Phase==== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| =====Transition=====
| | *Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure! |
| *"''It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!''" | | *What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow! |
| *"''Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!''"
| | *A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor! |
| *"''That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!''" | |
| *"''Ah, it's time for me to change, my spot to put me out of range!''" | |
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| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!''" | | *Did you hear that lovely clack, my broomstick gave you such a whack! |
| *"''Aargh! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!''"
| | *Ah, I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad! |
| *"''I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!''" | | *I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek! |
| *"''Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!''"
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| *"''This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!''" | |
| *"''That's not fair, I wasn't ready! Now I feel faint and all unsteady...''"
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| *"''Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!''"
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| *"''Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!''"
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | | =====2nd Phase===== |
| *"''So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!''"
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| *"''Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!''"
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| *"''Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap!''"
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| *"''Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!''"
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| *"''You're so sad and little lame — I've moved on, keep playing this game!''"
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| *"''Hear the fireball fizz and bang, your hairy butt took quite a clang!''"
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| ====3rd Phase==== | | ======Transition====== |
| =====Transition=====
| | *It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear! |
| *"''Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!''" | | *Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough! |
| *"''Did you know I learned to fly? At [[List of implied locations#Witch School|Witch School]], I'm sure you know why.''" | | *That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here! |
| *"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''" | |
| *"''Old [[Bottles|bottle brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!''"
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| *"''Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.''"
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| *"''See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!''"
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| *"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''"
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| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| *"''Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!''" | | *That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again! |
| *"''Arrgh! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!''" | | *Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard! |
| *"''Oooh! You sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!''" | | *I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate! |
| *"''Yow! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightning bolt!''" | | *Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit! |
| *"''Ouch! Now that one really stung, take this nasty spell I've brung!''" | | *This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough! |
| | *Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range! |
| | *Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back! |
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!''" | | *So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor! |
| *"''Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!''" | | *That last blast you forgot to duck, so Banjo's useless head it struck! |
| *"''Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!''"
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| *"''Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!''"
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| *"''Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!''"
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| ====4th Phase==== | | =====3rd Phase===== |
| =====Transition=====
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| *"''I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!''"
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| *"''That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!''"
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| *"''Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!''"
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| *"''A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!''"
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| *"''So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!''"
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| =====Jinjo statues appear===== | | ======Transition====== |
| *"''Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!''" | | *Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me! |
| *"''I hid those [[Jinjo]]s really well, but must have used a lousy spell!''" | | *Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why. |
| *"''I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!''" | | *A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me! |
| *"''So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!''" | | *Old Bottle brain has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell! |
| | *Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there. |
| | *See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try! |
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| =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| *"''How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!''" | | *Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak! |
| *"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''"
| | *ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain! |
| *"''Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!''" | | *Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up! |
| *"''That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!''" | | *YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here lightening bolt! |
| *"''I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!''"
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| *"''Useless Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!''" | |
| *"''Ooh! Those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!''"
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| *"''Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!''"
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!''" | | *This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks! |
| *"''Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!''" | | *Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky! |
| *"''Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!''" | | *Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose! |
| *"''Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!''" | | *Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john! |
| *"''Get used to that, there's plenty more of other nasty spells in store!''"
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| ====5th Phase==== | | =====4th Phase===== |
| =====Transition=====
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| *"''Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!''"
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| *"''That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!''"
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| *"''My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!''"
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| *"''Ooof! You've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground!''"
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| *"''I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!''"
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| =====[[The Mighty Jinjonator]] appears===== | | ======Transition====== |
| *"''What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!''" | | *I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide! |
| *"''That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!''" | | *That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this! |
| *"''I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!''" | | *Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress! |
| *"''That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!''" | | *A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all! |
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| =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | | ======Jinjo statues appear====== |
| *"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!''" | | *Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks! |
| *"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''" | | *I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell! |
| *"''The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!''"
| | *I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad! |
| *"''I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!''" | | *So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end! |
| *"''Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!''" | |
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| =====The Mighty Jinjonator attacks===== | | ======Gruntilda Hurt====== |
| *"''I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!''" | | *How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned! |
| *"''See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!''" | | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady! |
| *"''Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!''" | | *Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt! |
| *"''There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!''" | | *That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady! |
| *"''Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!''" | | *I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath! |
| *"''Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!''" | | *Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot! |
| | *Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks! |
| | *Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big! |
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| =====Attack succeeds===== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| *"''That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!''" | | *Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp! |
| *"''I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!''"
| | *Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks! |
| *"''Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!''" | | *Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke! |
| *"''Aargh! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!''"
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| *"''It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!''" | |
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| =====Magnet Spell===== | | =====5th Phase===== |
| *"''Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!''"
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| *"''Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day!''"
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| *"''See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!''"
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| *"''Here is a spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!''"
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| *"''It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!''"
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| ===Game Over=== | | ======Transition====== |
| *"''Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!''" | | *Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land! |
| *"''Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!''" | | *That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop! |
| | *My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go! |
| | *Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breath I'm on the ground! |
| | *I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet! |
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| ===Ending=== | | ======Jinjonator appears====== |
| *"''Stupid bear and dumb Kazooie, I'll be back for [[Banjo-Tooie]]!''" | | *What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat! |
| *"''All the Jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!''" | | *That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work! |
| | *I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun! |
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| ==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''== | | ======Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====== |
| ===Opening=== | | *Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again! |
| *"''No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?''" | | *Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red! |
| *"''I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?''"
| | *The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit! |
| *"''Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!''"
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| *"''Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!''" | |
| *"''Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!''" | |
| *"''Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!''"
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| *"''No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!''"
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| ===When the witches arrive [[Cauldron Keep]]=== | | ======[[Jinjonator]] Attack====== |
| *"''Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?''" | | *I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway! |
| *"''Oh... If I must."''" | | *See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk! |
| | *Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance! |
| | *There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk! |
| | *Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end! |
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| ===Tower of Tragedy=== | | ======Attack succeeds====== |
| *"''Thank you, thank you... I'm Grunty, your host, and may I welcome you to my Tower of Tragedy quiz! Let me run the rules for you all. There are three rounds of general knowledge questions, and the person with the lowest score at the end of each round will be eliminated! Correct answers score 2 points, with 1 point being awarded if it was a second guess following the incorrect answer from another contestant. Get one wrong and I'll take 2 points off you! Press B to buzz in and then A to answer if you can. Now let's meet tonight's victims, err...I mean contestants, shall we?''" | | *That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see! |
| *"''Introducing on the left...It's my gorgeous, slim sister, [[Mingella]]!''" | | *I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak! |
| *"''On the right we have...my lovely, err...shapely sister, [[Blobbelda]]!''"
| | *Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call! |
| *"''And in the middle...just some loser bear called Banjo.''"
| | *AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share! |
| | *It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell! |
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| *"''Welcome. it's my [[Tower of Tragedy]] "Just for Fun" quiz round 1. Do you need the rules?''" | | ======Magnet Spell====== |
| *"''Fair enough.''"
| | *Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past! |
| *"''Not bad.''"
| | *Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O happy day! |
| *"''You know-it-all.''"
| | *See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind! |
| *"''A lucky guess.''"
| | *Spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming! |
| *"''Hmm...okay.''"
| | *It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun! |
| *"''I'll accept that.''"
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| *"''Well, it was 50/50...''"
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| *"''I'll give you 1 point.''"
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| *"''1 point, I suppose...''" | |
| *"''Only 1 point though.''"
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| *"''About time too.''"
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| *"''Scavenger!''"
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| *"''What about the rest of you?''"
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| *"''Any other takers?''"
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| *"''I'll have to offer it...''"
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| *"''Missed your chance...''"
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| *"''Buzzer broken, huh?''"
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| *"''You fool! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''Dunce! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''You half-wit! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''Thicko! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''Numbskull! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''You plank! Anyone else?''"
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| *"''No, no, no, you idiot.''"
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| *"''That was easy...''"
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| *"''Yippee! Wrong again!''"
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| *"''No, no, no, you idiots!''" | |
| *"''I'm surrounded by morons...''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 1. Looks like my sister Blobbelda is as thick as her waist, and her score of [x] is as low as her IQ. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby...''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 1. It seems that my sister Mingella has set a new standard of dumbness, with a hopeless score of [x]. Time to say goodbye, Mingy...''" | |
| *"''That's the end of round 2. It seems that my sister Mingella has also been beaten by that useless bear. Time to say goodbye, Mingy...''" | |
| *"''That's the end of round 2. Looks like my sister Blobbelda has also failed to beat that dumb bear. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby...''"
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| *"''Oh goody. Round 1's ended in a draw. So I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [x]!''"
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| *"''Excellent. It's a draw after Round 2, so I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [x]!''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 1. As expected, it's the dunce bear who's last, with a loser's score of [x].''"
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| *"''That's the end of round 2. Your luck's run out, furface. I'm pleased to say you lost.''"
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| *"''That's the end of the final round. Look at the bear's score, everyone. Isn't it pathetic? I declare me the winner!''"
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| ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''== | | ===Game Over=== |
| ===Opening=== | | *[[Banjo]]'s game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power! |
| *"''With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.''" | | *Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than [[Tooty]]! |
| *"''I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.''"
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| *"''Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost!''"
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| *"''Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend.''" | |
| *"''With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!''"
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| *"''Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past.''"
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| ===[[Breegull Beach]]=== | | ===Ending=== |
| ====Introduction====
| | *Stupid Bear and Dumb [[Kazooie]], I'll be back in [[Banjo-Tooie]]! |
| *"''[[Captive Breegulls]] are the best, they work all day without a rest.''" | | *All the [[Jiggies|jiggies]] you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch! |
| *"''Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.''"
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| *"''Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.''"
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| *"''You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!''" | |
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| ====After beating====
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| *"''My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!''"
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| *"''I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.''"
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| ===[[Spiller's Harbor]]===
| | ==[[Banjo-Tooie]]== |
| ====Introduction====
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| *"''Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.''"
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| *"''Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!''"
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| ====After beating==== | | ====Opening==== |
| *"''This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.''" | | *No, no, no, this cannot be! What's happened to little old me? |
| *"''But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!''" | | *I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed? |
| | *Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then [[Banjo]]'s hairy butt I'll whup! |
| | *Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle! |
| | *Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this! |
| | *Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear! |
| | *No, no, [[Klungo]], you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear! |
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| ===[[Grunty's Lair]]=== | | ====When B.O.B. scene starts==== |
| ====Introduction====
| | *Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back? |
| *"''Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.''" | |
| *"''If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!''"
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| ====After beating Grunty at the first battle==== | | ==[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts|Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]== |
| *"''Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick!''"
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| ====Before starting a quiz==== | | ====Opening==== |
| *"''Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.''" | | *8 long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer! |
| *"''Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.''" | | *It is me you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule! |
| *"''With an answer is correct, with {{button|GBA|A}} you can select.''" | | *At least I haven't got a gut. Lets rumble now, I'll bite your butt! |
| | *Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings LOG here? |
| | *That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse? |
| | *My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies! |
| | *Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame! |
| | *Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know! |
| | *While you've slept i've become a mechanic, building my Gruntbots to make you panic! |
| | *So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench? |
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| ====After finishing a quiz==== | | ====[[Showdown Town]]==== |
| *"''Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.''" | | *Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink! |
| *"''Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.''" | | *After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation! |
| *"''This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time to see you on the tower!''" | | *Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke? |
| | *The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput! |
| | *With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench! |
| | *I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown! |
| | *A [[Banjo|bear]], [[Kazooie|a bird]], and a [[Lord of Games]]? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame! |
| | *You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser! |
| | *This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face! |
| | *Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear! |
| | *The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, i'll just stand here innocently humming! |
| | *You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! |
| | *Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and Mumbo? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo! |
| | *My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble! |
| | *Spiral Mountain isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate! |
| | *My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact! |
| | *You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin! |
| | *I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design! |
| | *All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads? |
| | *Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint? |
| | *You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot! |
| | *You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain! |
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| ===Final Boss Battle=== | | ====[[Nutty Acres]]==== |
| *"''The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.''" | | *Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size! |
| *"''To your destruction you both race, of bear and bird I'll leave no trace!''"
| | *The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see. |
| *"''My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!''" | | *With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long. |
| *"''Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.''"
| | *Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime. |
| *"''Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!''" | | *The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme! |
| *"''Aaah! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!''" | |
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| ===Ending=== | | ====[[LOGBOX 720]]==== |
| *"''Why are my henchmen fools and twits? That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.''" | | *[[Banjo|Porky bear]] needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter! |
| *"''Klungo!! Get here now! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!''" | | *I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater! |
| *"''Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.''" | | *My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than [[Klungo]] if I'm being frank! |
| *"''If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!''"
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| ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''== | | ====[[Banjoland]]==== |
| ===Opening===
| | *[[Banjo|Thick-witted bear]] and [[Kazooie|feather face]], do you know why I'm here in this dreary place? |
| *"''Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!''"
| | *No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste! |
| *"''Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!''"
| | *Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore! |
| *"''At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!''"
| | *Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night! |
| *"''Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings [[Lord of Games|L.O.G.]] here?''"
| | *Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat! |
| *"''That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?''"
| | *You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's losing my rep! |
| *"''My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!''"
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| *"''Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!''"
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| *"''Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!''"
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| *"''While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot]]s to make you panic!''"
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| *"''So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?''"
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| ===[[Showdown Town]]=== | |
| *"''Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!''"
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| *"''After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!''"
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| *"''Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?''" | |
| *"''The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!''"
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| *"''With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that [[Mumbo's Wrench|stupid wrench]]!''"
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| *"''I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!''"
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| *"''A bear, a bird, and a Lord of Games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!''"
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| *"''You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!''"
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| *"''This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!''"
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| *"''Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear!''"
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| *"''The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming!''"
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| *"''You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits!
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| *"''Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and [[Mumbo Jumbo|Mumbo]]? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo!''"
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| *"''My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!''"
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| *"''[[Spiral Mountain]] isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!''"
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| *"''My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact!''"
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| *"''You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin!''"
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| *"''I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design!''"
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| *"''All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads?''"
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| *"''Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint?''"
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| *"''You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot!''"
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| *"''You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!''"
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| *"''Beating my challenge, I think you're so clever. Your next success approximately never!''"
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| *"''Can't be long from until the finale? Don't put too much faith in the Jiggy tally!''"
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| *"''You were so porky and in such a mess. I'm stunned you got this far, I confess!''"
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| *"''That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a Dingpot curry!''"
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| ===[[Nutty Acres]]===
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| *"''Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size!''"
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| *"''The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see.''"
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| *"''With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long.''"
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| *"''Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime.''"
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| *"''The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!''"
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| ===[[LOGBOX 720]]===
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| *"''Porky bear needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!''"
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| *"''I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!''"
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| *"''My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than Klungo if I'm being frank!''"
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| *"''Persistence pays off, I've always found! I've rebuilt my boat for another round!''"
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| ===[[Banjoland]]===
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| *"''Thick-witted bear and feather face, do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?''"
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| *"''No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!''" | |
| *"''Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!''" | |
| *"''Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night!''" | |
| *"''Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!''" | |
| *"''You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's ruining my rep!''" | |
| *"''Looks like I'm thwarted good and proper. This thing's become a hopping cropper!''"
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| ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | | ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== |
| *"''Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!''" | | *Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts! |
| *"''I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!''" | | *I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry! |
| *"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''" | | *All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast. |
| *"''I'll bash and block, ram and charge! Competitive Grunty giving it large!''"
| | *Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care! |
| *"''Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care!''" | | *9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name! |
| *"''9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!''" | | *My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious! |
| *"''My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!''" | | *Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down! |
| *"''You can't do that, it's just not fair! You pay the price, you sweaty bear!''"
| | *You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine! |
| *"''Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!''" | | *These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you! |
| *"''You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine!''" | | *This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet! |
| *"''These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you!''" | | *Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool! |
| *"''This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet!''" | | *You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick! |
| *"''Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!''" | |
| *"''You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!''" | |
| *"''I'm working hard to cause you grief. Now lose the torch you Jiggy thief!''"
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| *"''Dropping stuff is tons of fun! I'll drown or squash you as you run!''"
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| *"''I see you're making one last dash. Do try to dodge the massive splash!''"
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| ===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== | | ===[[Terrarium of Terror]]=== |
| *"''See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!''" | | *See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet! |
| *"''This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!''" | | *This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass! |
| *"''Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!''" | | *Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop! |
| *"''I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!''" | | *I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating! |
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| ===[[Spiral Mountain]]=== | | === <u>[[Spiral Mountain]]</u> === |
| *"''You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down!''" | | *My body was still, but my mind was racing, just you wait I'll give you a pacing! |
| *"''My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pacing!''"
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| *"''You underestimate my cunning, hear my plan and then start running!''"
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| *"''My minions have built them, I knew they'd look after me. I'll claim this place while you slave in that factory!''"
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| *"''Goodbye Spiral Mountain, hello Grunty Acres! You two, prepare to meet your makers!''"
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| *"''This monster truck's something, it can't be denied! I'll flatten you into the mountainside!''"
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| *"''My truck's been scrapped, but I'm not one to fret. We're just getting started, don't celebrate yet!''"
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| *"''You'll walk the plank for that, I swear. Roll on stage 3 of this epic affair!''"
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| *"''So much for stealth, it wasn't just enough. You want me to give up with dignity? Tough!''"
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| *"''You're still in my way, that's typically thoughtless. I'll size up the options inside this fortress!''"
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| *"''My pirate galleon should be more successful. Avast ye swabs! You'll find this quite stressful!''"
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| *"''It's time I switched to a stealth attack. If you can't even see me, how can you fight back?''"
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| *"''The fortress is breached! Its defenses smashed! My vehicle options are dwindling fast.''"
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| *"''Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches!''"
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| ====If hit==== | | ====If hit==== |
| *"''I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!''" | | *I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line! |
| *"''Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!''" | | *Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack! |
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| ====Ending==== | | ====Ending==== |
| *"''How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!''" | | *How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be! |
| *"''Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!''" | | *Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make! |
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