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==Gruntilda's Rhymes==
==Gruntilda's Rhymes==
(From when the fight begins till when it ends)
(From when the fight begins till when it ends)
(not complete yet)
===Banjo and Kazooie Entering===
===Banjo and Kazooie Entering===
*I can't believe that furry pair, got right up hear it's so unfair! But now the stupid Bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
*I can't believe that furry pair, got right up hear it's so unfair! But now the stupid Bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
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sure!
sure!
*What whas that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
*What whas that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
*A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
*Did you hear that lovely clack? My broomstick gave you such a whack!
*Did you hear that lovely clack, My broomstick gave you such a whack!


===2nd Phase===
===2nd Phase===
====Transition====
====Transition====
*It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
*Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
*That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!
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*This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
*This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
*Ahh, it's time for me to change my spot, just to put me put of range!
*Ahh, it's time for me to change my spot, just to put me put of range!
Ooof I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
*Ooof I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
*So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!
===3rd Phase===
===3rd Phase===
====Transition====
====Transition====
Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
*Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
*Did you know I learned to fly? At Witch's school, I'm sure you know  
*Did you know I learned to fly? At Witch's school, I'm sure you know  
why.
why.
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====Gruntilda Hurt====
====Gruntilda Hurt====
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
*Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
*ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
*Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here  
*YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here  
lightening bolt!
lightening bolt!
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
*This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
*Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!


===4th Phase===
===4th Phase===
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*I may be old and rather wide, but underneathe this shield I'll hide!
*I may be old and rather wide, but underneathe this shield I'll hide!
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
*That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
*A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you all  
*Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you all  
chunks!
chunks!
*What's all of this, how dare you cheat, I don't care, I can't be beat!
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
*I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
*I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!
====Gruntilda Hurt====
====Gruntilda Hurt====
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
*How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
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===5th Phase===
===5th Phase===
====Transition====
====Transition====
*Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
*My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
*My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
*Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breathe I'm on the  
*Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breathe I'm on the  
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*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my  
*I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my  
feet!
feet!
*What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
*That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
*I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
====Banjo and Kazooie Hurt====
Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
*Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
*Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
*The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!


===Jinjonator Attack===
===Jinjonator Attack===
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
*I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
*Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
*There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
*Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
*Soon you'll be gone, and when you do I have to use the jon!
*Soon you'll be gone, and when you do I have to use the jon!
AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
*That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
*I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
*AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
*That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!
*That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 05:16, April 8, 2008

Points of Interest

  • Fly Pad
  • Jinjo Statues
  • Jinjonator Statue

Collectibles

Jiggies

None

Jinjos

None

Extra Honeycombs

None

Grunty Switch

None

Enemies

Gruntilda's Rhymes

(From when the fight begins till when it ends) (not complete yet)

Banjo and Kazooie Entering

  • I can't believe that furry pair, got right up hear it's so unfair! But now the stupid Bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!
  • Back once more more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, you'll

butts I'll burn!

  • Who's back up here, oh my word, it's birdy geek and hairy nerd!
  • I can't believe you're up here again, dumb bear and stupid bird brain!
  • So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it

quick.

1st Phase

Gruntilda Hurt

  • Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore. I'll make you suffer, that's for

sure!

  • What whas that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!
  • A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • Did you hear that lovely clack, My broomstick gave you such a whack!

2nd Phase

Transition

  • It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!
  • Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!
  • That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!

Gruntilda Hurt

  • That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!
  • Argh, I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off

guard!

  • I can't dodge with all of this weight, those eggs I sure do hate!
  • Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if you're shot was down a bit!
  • This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!
  • Ahh, it's time for me to change my spot, just to put me put of range!
  • Ooof I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!

3rd Phase

Transition

  • Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!
  • Did you know I learned to fly? At Witch's school, I'm sure you know

why.

  • A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!
  • Old Bottle brain has taught you well but bears can't fly and I can

tell!

  • Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.

Gruntilda Hurt

  • Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!
  • ARRGH you got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!
  • Oooh you sniveling little pup, have this bolt, I'm speeding up!
  • YOW! That beak sure gave me a jolt, so you can have this here

lightening bolt!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!
  • Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!

4th Phase

Transition

  • I may be old and rather wide, but underneathe this shield I'll hide!
  • That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!
  • A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!
  • Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you all

chunks!

  • I hid those Jinjos really well, but must have used a lousy spell!
  • I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!

Gruntilda Hurt

  • How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!
  • That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!
  • Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!
  • I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneathe!
  • Uselss Jinjos sneer and hoot, go back right now or taste my boot!
  • Oooh those nasty pointy beaks, are causing swelling in my cheeks!
  • Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • You're stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make

you yelp!

  • You're silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple

of knocks!

5th Phase

Transition

  • Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!
  • That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!
  • My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!
  • Oooof, you've winded me all around, to catch my breathe I'm on the

ground!

  • I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my

feet!

  • What's all this, how dare you cheat, but I don't care, I can't be beat!
  • That's no good you stupid jerk, the Jinjo statue will not work!
  • I really think you ought to run, when I beat him and spoil your fun!

Banjo and Kazooie Hurt

  • Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!
  • Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!
  • The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!

Jinjonator Attack

  • I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!
  • Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!
  • There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!
  • Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!
  • Soon you'll be gone, and when you do I have to use the jon!
  • That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!
  • I'm done for now hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!
  • AARGH I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!
  • That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!

Gallery