Editing Informational Signpost

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'''Informational Signposts''' are an object in ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''.

==Location and uses==
Informational Signposts are wooden signs. There are a total of 61 signposts in the game, which can be read by pressing {{button|N64|B}} in front of them. [[Jamjars]] reads them for [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]], except for the ones inside [[Jiggywiggy's Temple]] which are read by [[Master Jiggywiggy]].

==List==
===[[Isle o' Hags]]===
*"''In loving memory of the Grey [[Jinjo]] family. Passed away unexpectedly when a huge [[Hag 1|digging machine]] flattened their house.''"
*"''Have you looked on the roof of the Red Jinjo house?''"
*"''Witchyworld is where fortune may smile upon you.''"
*"''An egg container followed by [[King Jingaling|Jingaling]]?''"
*"''When fortune smiles, here will be written the [[Jiggy]] secrets...''"
*"''Suitable eggs may be found closer to home than you think.''"
*"''Magic [[Glowbo]] creatures are usually found near [[Mumbo Jumbo]] and [[Humba Wumba]].''"
*"''The management accepts no responsibility for the thieving pickpockets that it employs within Witchyworld.''"
*"''Anyone who rides all the quality attractions and survives is entitled to join the Witchyworld fan club. Current club members - 0.''"
*"''Witchyworld theme park is currently closed due to an appalling safety record. Once the authorities have been bribed, we will reopen. Thank you.''"
*"''Come visit the charming resort of Jolly Roger's Lagoon. Hire a waveracer from [[Blubber's Waveracer Hire|Blubber's]], shop at [[Pawno's Emporium|Pawno's]] or drop in at [[Jolly's]] for a refreshing ginger beer. Fun for all the family!''"
*"''Queue here to ride in the great bubble elevator up to the clouds.''"

===[[Chuffy]]===
*"''Find the train tunnel door [[Train Switch|switches]] in other worlds to enable Chuffy to travel between [[Train Station|stations]].''"

===[[Mayahem Temple]]===
*"''Warning! Trespassers in the quicksand are liable to be [[Dragunda|eaten]].''" 
*"''The [[Golden Goliath|mighty shiny one]] sleeps until his services are required once again...''"
*"''Use the giant shiny one to open the huge stone doors.''"
*"''Look out for door panels and press A when standing in front of one to open it.''"
*"''When in [[Breegull Blaster]] sections, activate the aiming sight by holding R. Release the button to deactivate it again.''"
*"''Only a [[Stony]] can understand what another Stony speaks.''"
*"''Pressing the control stick only slightly will make you tiptoe silently.''"

===[[Glitter Gulch Mine]]===
*"''Anything that goes through the [[Crushing Shed|grinders]] will come out in pieces, including [[Jiggies]].''"
*"''The generators need to be lit, but to switch on the lights requires a [[Split-Up|split]].''" ([[Banjo-Tooie (XBLA)|Xbox Live Arcade]] only)
*"''Warning! Unreliable generators. Use at your own risk.''"

===[[Witchyworld]]===
*"''[[Big Al]]'s [[Burger|burgers]]. 100 percent 'meat of rodent origin' topped with a synthetic cheese slice.''"
*"''[[Salty Joe]]'s [[Fries|fries]]. The taste-free greasy alternative to a decent meal.''"
*"''Looking for the [[Moggy|k]][[Soggy|i]][[Groggy|ds]]? You might find them in [[the Inferno]], [[Star Spinner]], [[Crazy Castle]] or the [[Dodgem Dome|Dodgems]].''"
*"''Come [[Madame Grunty's Tent|inside]] and have your fortune told by [[Gruntilda#Banjo-Tooie|Madame Grunty]]! However, we are contractually obliged to point out that you may not necessarily like what she decides.''"
*"''Ring the [[Cactus o' Strength Switch|bell]] to win a top prize!''"
*"''To ring the bell requires three different strikes.''"
*"''Warning! The management accepts no responsibility for soiled underwear as a result of viewing the [[Cave of Horrors]] [[Gobi|exhi]][[Scrut|bi]][[Jinjo|ts]].''"
*"''Is your fortune a secret? Find out at Madame Grunty's!''"

===[[Jolly Roger's Lagoon]]===
*"''Having trouble [[Air bubble|breathing underwater]]? Go see the [[Mumbo Jumbo|shaman]].''"
*"''Legend has it that [[Roysten|goldfish]] hold the secret for fast swimming.''"
*"''Skull, beach. Beach, skull.''"
*"''[[Davy Jones' Locker|Davy Jones]] holds the key to the lockers.''"

===[[Terrydactyland]]===
*"''It's [[L'il Terry|eggsciting]] in the [[Oogle Boogle|Oogle]] and [[Unga Bunga|Unga]] caves!''"
*"''Only when the secret code of the dinosaurs is heard will this Jiggy be yours.''"
*"''Has [[Terry]] someone been repairing holes in their [[Terry's Nest|nest]] recently?''"
*"''Roar, roar, rrroaaaarr, roar, rrroaaaarr, rrroaaaarr, then the glittering prize will be [[T-Rex Banjo|yours]].''"

===[[Grunty Industries]]===
*"''Short on [[Bazza! Superlife Battery|battery]] power? Try looking here... 1. Above the world entry and exit. 2. Floor 2 - Guarded by [[Tintops]]. 3. Floor 2 - Near the [[Electromagnet Chamber]] door. 4. Floor 3 - Near [[Mumbo's Skull]]."
*"''Unscrew bolts with the [[Bill Drill]].''"
*"''The twin chimneys both have a prize.''" 
*"''Try looking here for the filthy [[Skivvy|workers]]... 1: Outside the back door. 2: On the floor 1's compactor. 3: Floor 2. 4: Floor 3's boiler plant. 5: Floor 5. 6: In the room next door!''"

===[[Hailfire Peaks]]===
*"''Warning! Trespassers in the exceedingly hot water are likely to be cooked.''"
*"''Hot links cold in the skull and [[Wumba's Wigwam|wigwam]].''"
*"''Only a [[Snowball Banjo|ball]] of great size can start the oil drill.''"
*"''When things get too hot, remember your bearded buddy.''"

===[[Cloud Cuckooland]]===
*"''[[Canary Mary|She]] who mends carts can also fix [[Scoot|mice]].''"
*"''Have you looked in this pool yet?''"
*"''Plant a [[Bean|seed]], watch it grow. Up the beanstalk you will go!''"

==Trivia==
*In the original release of ''Banjo-Tooie'', the Informational Signpost within the [[Gloomy Caverns]] reads the same as the one near [[Ssslumber]]. As tiptoeing is not necessary in any part of [[Glitter Gulch Mine]], this text was changed in the Xbox Live Arcade port.

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