Editing List of Brentilda quotes

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A list of quotes said by [[Brentilda]]; each quote chooses one of three reponses at random.

==Quotes==
*'''[[Brentilda]] 1:''' The 1st Brentilda is located in room with the [[Treasure Trove Cove]] and [[Clanker's Cavern]] jigsaws, just past the 50 [[Note Door]].
**Grunty brushes her rotten teeth with '''''salted slug/moldy cheese/tuna ice cream''''' flavored tooth paste!
**She also washes her hair with '''''engine oil/rancid milk/baked beans'''''. Yuk!
**And she gets her clothes from '''''the trash can/The Witches Warehouse/Saggy Maggy's Boutique'''''!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 2:''' The 2nd Brentilda is located in the [[Click Clock Wood|Click Clock Wood puzzle]] room.
**Ugly Grunty's nickname was '''''Jelly Belly/Cauldron Butt/Hog Breath''''' at witch school!
**I also know that '''''freshly burst boils/sweaty gorilla feet/putrid parrot puke''''' is her favorite smell!
**And the old hag's favorite color is '''''ghastly grey/dung brown/gruesome green'''''!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 3:''' The 3rd Brentilda is located in [[Clanker's Cavern]] entrance on top of the large horizontal pipe.
**Grunty wears '''''a flea circus/a reinforced girdle/massive bloomers''''' under that repulsive dress of hers!
**She's also got this nasty pet dog whose name is '''''Ripper/Legchomper/Bignacka'''''!
**My sister sings in her own band, '''''Grunty and the Cauldron Crew/Grunty and the Broomstick Boys/Grunty and the Monster Mob'''''. They're awful!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 4:''' The 4th Brentilda is located behind the Huge Grunty Statue.
**My lazy sister often sleeps '''''in a pig sty/on a pile of treasure/in a dumpster''''', the dirty hag!
**The only thing she's ever won was the '''''biggest butt/dirtiest undies/sweatiest socks''''' competition at witch school!
**She often boasts of appearing on the cover of Fat Hag Monthly, '''''posing in her long-johns/sitting on her broomstick/polishing her crystal ball'''''!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 5:''' The 5th Brentilda is located inside one of the logs in the [[Bubble Gloop Swamp]] Entrance room.
**My fat old sister's favorite sport is '''''broomstick racing/belly barging/loogie flicking'''''!
**Although she's dim, she attended '''''Fat Hag High/St. Dungball's School/Cauldron College'''''!
**You won't believe that Gruntilda's party trick is '''''blowing balloons up with her butt/performing a scary striptease/eating a bucket of beans'''''!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 6:''' The 6th Brentilda is located behind the entrance to [[Gobi's Valley|Gobi's Valley.]]
**Grunty's best friend at witch school was the awful '''''Fatty Hatty/Sweaty Betty/Saggy Maggy'''''!
**When relaxing, she usually reads '''''Fat Hag Monthly/Big Butts and Guts/Warty Girls Weekly''''' magazine!
**While sipping a glass of her favorite '''''camel spit milkshake/cold worm juice/smoothie elephant sweat'''''!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 7:''' The 7th Brentilda is located on top of the Grunty Face Statue's hat.
**The disgusting Gruntilda has '''''spider pancakes/rat bagels/tadpoles on toast''''' for breakfast!
**Then she usually has '''''slug stew/maggot pie/dog dung burgers''''' for dinner. Yuk!
**Wartbags then finishes with '''''eyeball ice cream/cockroaches and cream/rat sorbet''''' for dessert. How horrid!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 8:''' The 8th Brentilda is located on the ledge that the narrow path in the Lava Room leads to.
**Revolting Gruntilda's bedroom has '''''smelly socks/rotting fish/dirty undies''''' hanging from the ceiling!
**She also has '''''[[Eyeballus Jiggium Plant|an eyeball flower]]/a loogie bush/a verruca plant''''' growing in a pot beside her bed! Filthy old bag!
**And you'd be sick if you saw her enormous '''''spotty purple/sweaty yellow/streaky brown''''' undies!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 9:''' The 9th Brentilda is located behind one of the gravestones to the right of the [[Mad Monster Mansion]] entrance.
**Did you know Wartbags keeps '''''a dragon's foot/loogie filled hanky/shrunken head''''' in her pocket for luck?
**I've also seen my sister cuddling '''''a huge sweaty baboon/her dirty undies/a scary teddy bear''''' in bed at night!
**She's really proud of her broomstick. It's a top of the range '''''Super Gutlifter Pro/Lardmaster 2000/Rough Rider Deluxe'''''!

*'''[[Brentilda]] 10:''' The 10th Brentilda is located behind one of the tall logs in the [[Click Clock Wood]] entrance room.
**Gruesome Gruntilda's favorite pastime is '''''flying radio controlled bats/bursting boils/collecting dragon teeth'''''!
**This poor guy called '''''Dirty Berty/Undead Ed/Greasy Grant''''', was her first and only boyfriend!
**When she was younger, Grunty used to have '''''a baby dragon/a greasy warthog/a mad vulture''''' as a pet.

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