Difference between revisions of "Lord of Games"

'''L.O.G.:''' Greetings, o second-game characters!.<br />'''Banjo''' W-who are you?<br />'''L.O.G.:''' My title is the Lord of Games, but you has-beens call me L.O.G. I am the grand creator of all videogames!"<br />'''Kazooie:''' Even ones that don't sell very well, like Ghoulies?<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Your name is odd and you look a bit querer, so tell old Grunty what brings L.O.G. here?<br />'''L.O.G.:''' I come to settle your differences, cliched crone. You will play a challenge of my choice. To the winner goes Spiral Mountain. To the loser... an eternity of toil in my video game factory!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' This sounds like a preposterous ruse, what'll you do if we refuse?<br />'''Banjo:''' Oh dear...<br />'''L.O.G.:''' I wish they could stay like this, but I suppose you people would actually like to take a part in this game.<br />Now then, in line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!.<br />No no, it's all too painful to watch, gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmmm. Very well then, failures, listen carefully.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Failures? We've been in several games already!<br />'''L.O.G.:''' But nowhere near as many as that [http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario Italian gentleman], correct?<br />'''Banjo:''' He does have a point.<br />'''L.O.G.:''' I will now transport you to a brand new game world, considerably more impressive than anything you've seen before.<br />'''Gruntlda:''' My body's gone but not my eyes, all I see is a pack of lies!<br />'''Banjo:''' Mr. L.O.G., I don't think any of us are really in good enough shape for another adventure.<br />'''L.O.G.:''' Any other requests?<br />'''Kazooie:''' Hey, L.C.D. brain, where are my moves from the previous games?<br />'''L.O.G.:''' You won't needing those. They were rather outdated, anyway.<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!<br />'''L.O.G.:''' Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.<br />'''Kazooie:''' Come on Banjo, grab us the cool-looking one!<br />'''Gruntilda:''' Too slow, loosers. Watch me go! I'll win it this time, I just know!<br />'''Banjo:''' This one looks a bit safer...<br />'''Kazooie:''' No, it looks like a shopping trolley. We'll really look very stupid.