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|image = [[File:Salty Joe BT ending.png|250px]]
|image = [[File:Salty Joe BT ending.png|250px]]
|game = ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''<br>''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]'' (cameo)
|game = ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''<br>''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]'' (mentioned)
|world = [[Witchyworld]]
|world = [[Witchyworld]]
|icon = [[File:BT XBLA Salty Joe icon.png|XBLA]]
|icon = [[File:BT XBLA Salty Joe icon.png|''Banjo-Tooie'' (XBLA)]]
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'''Salty Joe''' is a red fox who serves [[fries]] in [[Witchyworld]] in ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''. In order to access his stand, one must hit the switch behind it. Although he is not as disgusting as [[Big Al]], he hates customers, since they seem to "always want things". Due to the poor conditions of Witchyworld, he is not used to customers, which makes him unsure what to say when he gives someone some fries, and also implies that he only bids them well because such comes out of his paycheck. Also, he always has to fry up more fries due to having only one customer. He also gets angry with [[Kazooie]] when the latter hints at an impending rush in response. If the player gets the fries as Banjo only, he will also request that Banjo let him act as a sidekick, with it being implied that he wanted to do so out of desperation to get away from the fry shop.
{{quote|Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!|Salty Joe|[[Banjo-Tooie]]}}
'''Salty Joe''' is a character in ''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''.


Although he's not as incompetent and unhygenic as Big Al, the origin of his food is equally disgusting. A nearby [[Signpost|Information Signpost]] describes his fries as "a limp, greasy, tasteless alternative to a decent meal". During the character parade, he is also shown sneezing on the fries, much like Big Al coughing on his burgers.
==Biography==
Salty Joe is a red fox and an employee of [[Witchyworld]], operating the theme park's [[fries]] stand. He dislikes costumers and avoids interacting with them, getting mad when disturbed as he is a "busy guy." While Salty Joe's stand is closed at first, the booth can be opened by pressing [[Fries Stand Switch|a switch]] behind it. Salty Joe then complains that someone found the switch and says he hates costumers, as they're "always wanting things." When first interacted with, he will offer [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] his "limp, salty fries." If they accept, Salty Joe will give them and says he'd "better start frying up some more," as he is "all out."


Oddly enough, Salty Joe's Fries has a four star rating than Big Al.
If Banjo goes to get fries from him alone, Salty Joe will ask the bear if he needs a sidekick, and proceed to list the moves he knows,—the "Salt Shaker Slap," the "Greasy Hand Grab" and spitting fries really far—with none of them interesting Banjo.
 
In ''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]'', various signs throughout [[Showdown Town]] have the logo of "[[List of implied locations|Salty Joe's Fish & Chips]]" in them.


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
*Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!
*"''Aw sheesh, someone found the switch...I hate customers, always wanting things!''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hurry up and order, weirdos - I'm a busy guy!
*"''Hurry up and order, weirdos—I'm a busy guy!''"
*'''Kazooie: '''So I see, we had to fight our way through this crowd of customers you have!
*"''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Quite the comedian, huh? Now how about some of Salty Joe's limp, salty fries?
*"''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.''"
(If you decide to get fries):
*"''Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*"''Why, you cheeky...''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
*"''Errrm... Yes.''"
*'''Banjo: '''I knew he would say that!
*"''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Yep, me too.
*"''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''''(gives the duo fries)'' Hmmm, I'd better start frying up some more 'cause I'm all out!
*"''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?''"
*'''Kazooie: '''Yes, you'd better prepare for the impending rush...
*"''Er, and I can spit fries really far...''"
*'''Salty Joe: '''Why, you cheeky...
(If you decide to get fries only as Banjo):
*'''Banjo: '''Gimme some fries, Joe!
*'''Salty Joe: '''Yeah, fries coming right up. Er, have a nice day, I guess.
*'''Banjo: '''Are you paid to say that?
*'''Salty Joe: '''Errrm... Yes. ''(gives Banjo an order of fries)''
*'''Banjo: '''Thanks. I'll be off to continue on my exciting adventure now.
*'''Salty Joe: '''Hey, do you need a sidekick? I got loads of cool moves.
*'''Banjo: '''You have?
*'''Salty Joe: '''Sure. How about the Salt Shaker Slap?
*'''Banjo: '''Err...
*'''Salty Joe: '''What about my Greasy Hand Grab?
*'''Banjo: '''No.
*'''Salty Joe: '''Er, and I can spit fries really far...
*'''Banjo: '''See you later, Joe.


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
*Salty Joe makes an cameo appearance as driver of the cop cars in ''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''.
*According to [[Gregg Mayles]], Salty Joe was based on a real person.<ref>[https://twitter.com/Ghoulyboy/status/938160040443334656 Gregg Mayles on Twitter: "Haven't seen Big Al for a while. Banjo fact that no-one knows: Both Al and Joe were based off real life people" / Twitter] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20210531044233/https://twitter.com/Ghoulyboy/status/938160040443334656 archive.org])</ref>
*Aside from the fact that Salty Joe sells fries, the term "salty" can refer to someone being bitter and antagonistic, further fitting his nasty personality.
 
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