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 *The music for this level includes a version of the [[Hailfire Peaks]] score from [[Banjo-Tooie]].
 *The intro for this world parodies the TV show, ''Dynasty''.
-*The scoreboard marquee at the top of the arena shows fake matchups between fake sports teams (the teams are named after Banjo characters, and there's even one named "Twycross Athletic", which is where Rare is based). Eventually, it will read, "Is anyone actually reading this?" Later it will say "Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts must be boring if you are still reading this instead of playing the game."
+*In the stadium's scoreboard, a text scrolls through that reads "Latest Results ......... Football: L.O.G. City 10 - Grunty Rovers 0 ... Grottenham Coldspur 1 - Dullby County 3 ... Jinjo Village 2 - Dingpot Town 1 ... Twycross Athletic 4 - Trashton Villa 0 ......... Darts: Mrs. 'Bullseye' Bottles is the new champion of the arrows, beating Gruntilda 'Double Chin' Winkybunion even though Mrs. B couldn't see the board ......... Tennis: A. Jinjo beat G. Talbot 6-0, 6-1, 6-0 ......... Basketball: Blubber Pirates 98 - Boggy Bulls 25 ... Humba Heat 120 - Mumbo Magic 78 ... Trophy Tigers 101 - Mr. Fit Mavericks 100 ......... Is anybody actually reading this? ......... Boxing: Franklin 'Furry Fists' Fizzlybear beat Professor 'Punchbag' Pester by T.K.O. after 12 seconds of Round 1 ......... Golf: Frustrating Weekend Hobby Cup Round 2 - 'Good Wood' Nabnut - 5 ... 'Eagle' Eyrie - 3 ... Chris P. Putter - 1 ... 'Divot' Mayles Jnr. +1 ... 'Any Old Iron' Price +4 ... G. Kirkhope +15 ... Athletics: Mr. Fit set a new record of 45 feet in the Long Jump, only to be beaten by Trophy Thomas with his next jump of 46 feet ......... Pool: 'Lucky Break' Banjo beat 'Cannon' Klungo 3-2 ... Jolly 'The Brown Ball' Dodger beat Missin' Merry Maggie 3-0 ... 'Jump Shot' Jamjars beat Babs 'Ball Buffer' Buffbrass 3-1 ......... Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts must be boring if you are still reading this rather than playing the game ......... Cricket: Nobody in the U.S.A. can understand the rules, but Boringshire beat South Yawnshire by an innings and 265 runs to claim an old dusty cup presented by an even older man ......... Baseball: Pikelet Brown Sox 3 - Tooty Angels 7 ... Jinjo Giants 9 - Minjo Dodgers 6 ... Jolly Bandits 11 - Canary Mary Cardinals 2 ......... And finally, the sporting calendar showcase ............... Dominoes: In the 134th Showdown Town Domino Marathon held at Ye Olde Empty Kettlem, Lord Woo Fak Fak beat Weldar after 5 years and 172 days' play due to Weldar rusting away to nothing. Fak Fak wins the first prize of 50 pence and a bag of pork scratchings ...............".
 *Jiggosseum is the only world with two Gruntilda challenges. It has been speculated that one of these challenges was originally meant for Weird West (probably 9-Ball Nightmare).
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