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*Oh... If I must." | *Oh... If I must." | ||
===Tower of Tragedy=== | |||
:Thank you, thank you... I'm Grunty, your host, and may I welcome you to my Tower of Tragedy quiz! Let me run the rules for you all. There are three rounds of general knowledge questions, and the person with the lowest score at the end of each round will be eliminated! Correct answers score 2 points, with 1 point being awarded if it was a second guess following the incorrect answer from another contestant. Get one wrong and I'll take 2 points off you! Press B to buzz in and then A to answer if you can. Now let's meet tonight's victims, err...I mean contestants, shall we? | |||
:Introducing on the left...It's my gorgeous, slim sister, [[Mingella]]! | |||
:On the right we have...my lovely, err...shapely sister, [[Blobbelda]]! | |||
:And in the middle...just some [[Banjo|loser bear called Banjo.]] | |||
*Welcome. it's my [[Tower of Tragedy]] "Just for Fun" quiz round 1. Do you need the rules? | |||
*Fair enough. | |||
*Not bad. | |||
*You know-it-all. | |||
*A lucky guess. | |||
*Hmm...okay. | |||
*I'll accept that. | |||
*Well, it was 50/50... | |||
*I'll give you 1 point. | |||
*1 point, I suppose... | |||
*Only 1 point though. | |||
*About time too. | |||
*Scavenger! | |||
*[if you fail to answer] What about the rest of you? | |||
*[if you fail to answer] Any other takers? | |||
*[if you fail to answer] I'll have to offer it... | |||
*Missed your chance... | |||
*Buzzer broken, huh? | |||
*You fool! Anyone else? | |||
*Dunce! Anyone else? | |||
*You half-wit! Anyone else? | |||
*Thicko! Anyone else? | |||
*Numbskull! Anyone else? | |||
*You plank! Anyone else? | |||
*No, no, no, you idiot. | |||
*That was easy... | |||
*Yippee! Wrong again! | |||
*No, no, no, you idiots! | |||
*I'm surrounded by morons... | |||
*That's the end of round 1. Looks like my sister Blobbelda is as thick as her waist, and her score of (any low score number) is as low as her IQ. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby... | |||
*That's the end of round 1. It seems that my sister Mingella has set a new standard of dumbness, with a hopeless score of (any low score number). Time to say goodbye, Mingy... | |||
*That's the end of round 2. It seems that my sister Mingella has also been beaten by that useless bear. Time to say goodbye, Mingy... | |||
*That's the end of round 2. Looks like my sister Blobbelda has also failed to beat that dumb bear. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby... | |||
*[in the event of a tie in Round 1] Oh goody. Round 1's ended in a draw. So I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [random name]! | |||
*[in the event of a tie in Round 2] Excellent. It's a draw after Round 2, so I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [random name]! | |||
*[If Banjo loses in Round 1] That's the end of round 1. As expected, it's the dunce bear who's last, with a loser's score of (any low score number). | |||
*[If Banjo loses in Round 2] That's the end of round 2. Your luck's run out, furface. I'm pleased to say you lost. | |||
*[If Banjo fails Round 3] That's the end of the final round. Look at the bear's score, everyone. Isn't it pathetic? I declare me the winner! | |||
==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''== | ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''== | ||