Difference between revisions of "Gruntilda/quotes"
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*That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | *That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek! | ||
*Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! | *Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear! | ||
* | *Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back! | ||
*Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung! | *Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung! | ||
*I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! | *I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk! | ||
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*Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | *Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim! | ||
*I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | *I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner! | ||
*When | *When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump! | ||
*Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! | *Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro! | ||
*When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! | *When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand! | ||
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*Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | *Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins! | ||
*Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | *Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore! | ||
*[[Tooty | *[[Tooty]] says she's fine with me, if you go home I'll set her free! | ||
*Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | *Grunty admits she's a hog, I really need a big hot dog! | ||
*Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | *Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding! | ||