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*"''Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.''"
*"''Please follow me in those vehicles before I change my mind.''"
*"''That looked rather painful. Let's begin, shall we?''"
*"''That looked rather painful. Let's begin, shall we?''"
*"''This charming locale is known as [[Showdown Town]]''".
*"''This charming locale is known as [[Showdown Town]]''."
*"''Perched up there is my splendid videogame factory''".
*"''Perched up there is my splendid videogame factory''."
*"''While exploring the town, look for these doors, which lead into Game Worlds of my own creation. There you'll find [[Jiggy|Jigsaw Pieces]]...''"
*"''While exploring the town, look for these doors, which lead into Game Worlds of my own creation. There you'll find [[Jiggy|Jigsaw Pieces]]...''"
*"''Silence, Bregull. Deposit the Jigsaw Pieces in the [[Jiggy Bank]], and more doors will open to you.''"
*"''Silence, Bregull. Deposit the Jigsaw Pieces in the [[Jiggy Bank]], and more doors will open to you.''"
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===Spiral Mountain===
===Spiral Mountain===
*"''When you're ready, press {{button|360|A}} and let's begin the game!''".
*"''Unless my pixels deceive me, it would appear that you've made it to the final challenge, bear. I applaud the combination of willpower and sheer blind luck that has carried you this far.''"
*"''Now for your next test. Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs! That's right, in the skip. Oh, very well, the "dumpster". Sigh...''"
*"''This challenge is like nothing you've attempted so far. There are 6 challenges to be completed. The cumulative timer gauges your performance through all 6 tasks. But! Pause for drama... Only one vehicle will be allowed.''"
*"''I do believe that's the right answer!''".
*"''You've proven your worth to me once, but feel free to impress me again! The thrill never wears off!''"
*"''Well done, you answered that correctly!''".
*"''We'll begin with a relatively easy task. Stay within the marked area until the countdown reaches zero.''"
*"''Excellent, a correct answer!''".
*"''Time for a break after that simple introduction, and of course it wouldn't be a Banjo-Kazooie game without some quiz questions near the end. Answer correctly to wind back the challenge clock!''"
*"''Now for your next test. Collect Grunty's eye and put it where it belongs! That's right, in the skip. Oh, very well, the "dumpster." Sigh...''"
*"''Yes, Spiral Mountain is looking tidier already. Back to the quiz!''"
*"''Efficiently done! Now to shoot some targets. Destroy all of them to progress further into the challenge.''"
*"''Impressive shooting! Let's see if you can be quite as quick on the draw in my rapid-fire quiz.''"
*"''Very well, we'll continue. Follow the marked route, passing through each [[checkpoint]].''"
*"''I'm beginning to think I set the difficulty for these challenges too low. Let's ramp up the quiz questions!''"
*"''Almost there! Collect all the [[Honeycomb]]s and return them to me. It's not unoriginal, how dare you! It's... Er... Satirical.''"
*"''Still no problems with the physical side of things, I see. Ready for a few more mental curveballs?''"
*"''The last stage. Do you feel the excitement building? Push all the [[Colliwobble|big-eyed, bite-sized vegetables]] out of the marked area!''"
*"''I do believe that's the right answer!''."
*"''Well done, you answered that correctly!''."
*"''Excellent, a correct answer!''."
*"''Sadly, no, you're wrong on that one.''"
*"''No... That's not what it says on my card.''"
*"''Beep! Quite incorrect.''"
*"''Rubbish! That's the wrong answer.''"
*"''Entirely pathetic. You didn't answer any questions correctly.''"
*"''Not a performance to boast about. One question answered correctly!''"
*"''Hmmm... You scored two. Not bad, but frankly I expected better.''"
*"''A decent score of three, but still some room for improvement.''"
*"''All question answered correctly! Aren't you the smart one?''"
*"''All question answered correctly! Aren't you the smart one?''"
*"''For such a difficult task, your effort was commendable. However, the true prize remains out of reach this time.''"
*"''You've done well, Banjo. The prize is yours, but remember, even the most determined efforts can be bettered!'''
*"''My eyes are almost popping out of my screen! A performance like that earns you the very highest reward!''"
*"''My eyes are almost popping out of my screen! A performance like that earns you the very highest reward!''"


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*"''I believe somebody has something to show you.''"
*"''I believe somebody has something to show you.''"
*"''Of course, I have the best gift for you. It's just a little something I made eariler.''"
*"''Of course, I have the best gift for you. It's just a little something I made eariler.''"
*"''Let's take a look, shall we?''".
*"''Let's take a look, shall we?''."


===Loading Screen Tips===
===Loading Screen Tips===
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*"''Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spy-o-Specs vehicle part is the answer.''"
*"''Having trouble finding the Jinjos in game worlds? The Spy-o-Specs vehicle part is the answer.''"
*"''Reading these tips is usually quite helpful. As you can see, this one is an exception. Sorry about that.''"
*"''Reading these tips is usually quite helpful. As you can see, this one is an exception. Sorry about that.''"
*"''During races, the green [[Checkpoint]] is always the next one you need to pass through, then amber, then red.''"
*"''During races, the green checkpoint is always the next one you need to pass through, then amber, then red.''"
*"''In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party.''"
*"''In multiplayer mode, you'll start your own party. If you're connected to Xbox Live, you can join your friends' parties or invite them to your party.''"
*"''Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds.''"
*"''Only the Trolley can be used in Showdown Town. I will be not swayed! All other Vehicles can be used inside the Game Worlds.''"
*"''Remember, Kazooie can pick up and carry any moveable object. Just stand close enough to highlight it and hold the {{button|360|RT}} Right Trigger.''"
*"''Remember, Kazooie can pick up and carry any moveable object. Just stand close enough to highlight it and hold the {{button|360|RT}} Right Trigger.''"
[[Category:Quotes|Lord of Games]]
[[Category:Quotes|Lord of Games]]