Editing List of Jolly Roger quotes

Quotes that were said by [[Jolly Roger]].

==''Banjo-Tooie''==
*'''Jolly Roger:''' Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn.<br />'''Kazooie:''' We'd like a ginger beer, please.<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing...<br />'''Kazooie:''' That's a shame. Now how about that drink?<br />'''Banjo:''' Kazooie!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Oh, sorry. Where did you last see her?<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Perhaps she was eaten by vicious sea demon.<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would yo like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 doubloons, as this naughty [[Drill Sergeant Jamjars|mole]] has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?

Yes:

*"Okay, big boy, show me the money... (Banjo throws one doubloon) Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?

Yes (but not enough doubloons):

*"I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough doubloons at the moment."

No:

*"That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."

Broke the door with a [[Grenade Egg]]:

*"Well, really! That was a brand new door - have you any idea how much they cost these days?"

*"How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
*"I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."

==''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts''==
===Showdown Town===
*"Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
*"Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
*"Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
*"Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
*"Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."

===Terrarium of Terror===
*"Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!"

[[Category:Quotes]]
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-Quotes said by [[Jolly Roger]] throughout the ''[[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]'' series.
+Quotes that were said by [[Jolly Roger]].
-==Quotes==
+==''Banjo-Tooie''==
-===''Banjo-Tooie''===
+*'''Jolly Roger:''' Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor of this lovely harborside inn.<br />'''Kazooie:''' We'd like a ginger beer, please.<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my partner's gone missing...<br />'''Kazooie:''' That's a shame. Now how about that drink?<br />'''Banjo:''' Kazooie!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Oh, sorry. Where did you last see her?<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!<br />'''Kazooie:''' Perhaps she was eaten by vicious sea demon.<br />'''Jolly Roger:''' Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would yo like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 doubloons, as this naughty [[Drill Sergeant Jamjars|mole]] has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?
-*'"''Oh, hello there! I'm Jolly Roger, [[Jolly Roger's Lagoon|town]] mayor and proprietor of this lovely [[Jolly's|harborside inn]].''"
-*"''I'd love to oblige, but I'm less than Jolly at the moment as my [[Merry Maggie Malpass|partner]]'s gone missing...''"
-*"''She was out on a waveracer early yesterdary evening. I heard a big gulping noise, and when I got outside, she was gone!''"
-*"''Oh, I hope not. It's happy hour soon and I'll be needing some help! Would [[Banjo|you]] like to rent a room? It's half price at 2 [[Doubloon]]s, as this naughty [[Jamjars|mole]] has dug a hole in the corner of it. How about it?''"
-*"''Okay, big boy, show me the money...''"
-*"''Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?''"
-*"''I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough Doubloons at the moment.''"
-*"''That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal.''"
-*"''Well, really! That was a brand new door — have you any idea how much they cost these days?''"
-*"''How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?''"
-*"''I'm afraid our [[jukebox]] is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to '[[List of implied entertainment#The Salty Seamen Shanty|The Salty Seamen Shanty]].' Perhaps you'll find a [[Cheat code|way]] to fix it...''"
-===''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts''===
+Yes:
-====Showdown Town====
-*"''Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market [[Jiggy|Jiggies]]... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
-*"''Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?''"
-*"''Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your [[Jiggy Bank]] balance.''"
-*"''Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it.''"
-*"''Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened.''"
-====Terrarium of Terror====
+*"Okay, big boy, show me the money... (Banjo throws one doubloon) Lovely. I'll just open the door for you, okay?
-*"''Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!''"
-[[Category:Quotes|Jolly Roger]]
+Yes (but not enough doubloons):
+*"I'd love to let you in, but you don't have enough doubloons at the moment."
+No:
+*"That's a shame. I was hoping you'd deal with that rodent rascal."
+Broke the door with a [[Grenade Egg]]:
+*"Well, really! That was a brand new door - have you any idea how much they cost these days?"
+*"How about my partner and I dropping by your room later for a nightcap?"
+*"I'm afraid our jukebox is broken at the moment. A real pity. I just love dancing to 'The Salty Seamen Shanty.' Perhaps you'll find a way to fix it..."
+==''Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts''==
+===Showdown Town===
+*"Psst! Over here, big fella! I used to be Jolly Roger, but now I'm Jolly Dodger. I'm a little bit dodgy these days, have a look at my finest black market Jiggies... Oooh, but keep it quiet!"
+*"Mysterious Glow. It's a mysterious Jiggy... that glows. What do you mean it looks the same as any other Jiggy?"
+*"Big Banker. It's a large one, all the better for boosting your Jiggy Bank balance."
+*"Mr. Jiggywiggy. Follically challenged, a Jiggy with a wiggy. It's a high-tech hairpiece so you can't see it."
+*"Puzzling wonder. It fell off the back of a truck. It's a puzzle and a wonder how such a thing happened."
+===Terrarium of Terror===
+*"Oh, master Banjo, I'm doomed! If I fail to secure adequate transport for my team, I'll be turned into a cassette player!"
+[[Category:Quotes]]