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[[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] must get past the quiz show, | [[Banjo]] and [[Kazooie]] must get past the quiz show, TO FUCK [[Gruntilda]], and save [[Tooty]]. When the player puts Banjo/Kazooie over a square, they must answer the question correctly in order to proceed. If they answer a question incorrectly, they lose a [[honeycomb]]. If they get a question wrong on the skull, Banjo and Kazooie fall in the pit of lava and they must start all over again. | ||
==Intro== | ==Intro== | ||
Welcome my sexy gay friends, Grunty's the name, [[Banjo]]'s dick is here to play my game! | |||
*My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands! | |||
*My lair is done and there he stands, Through all my tricks and traps and lands! | *This final test will see me win; When Banjo fails then I'll be thin. | ||
*This final test will see me win; When Banjo fails then I'll be thin. | *The prizes on this stand bring joy, From [[Tooty]] down to [[Gruntilda Doll|cuddly toy]]! | ||
*The prizes on this stand bring joy, From [[Tooty]] down to [[Gruntilda Doll|cuddly toy]]! | *My little quiz will make you sweat, And Tooty you shall never get! | ||
*My little quiz will make you sweat, And Tooty you shall never get! | *'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, Your lack of skill will make my day! | ||
*'Cuz somewhere soon along the way, Your lack of skill will make my day! | *'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go And I will win the prize on show! | ||
*'Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go And I will win the prize on show! | |||
*So step on over to the square, Press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | *So step on over to the square, Press {{A}} to try it if you dare! | ||
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:''How much you know of little old me!'' | :''How much you know of little old me!'' | ||
'''Skull Panels''': These can be of any category, but failing to answer them correctly results in instant death. | '''Skull Panels''': These can be of any category, but failing to answer them correctly results in instant death. | ||
:''Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, '' | :''Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, '' | ||
:''Then a lava bath you will take!'' | :''Then a lava bath you will take!'' | ||
'''Joker Panels''': Once again, these can be of any category. Answering them correctly results in [[Banjo]] gaining 2 joker cards, which can be used to skip any square on the board. | '''Joker Panels''': Once again, these can be of any category. Answering them correctly results in [[Banjo]] gaining 2 joker cards, which can be used to skip any square on the board. | ||
:''Just one chance to get this right, '' | :''Just one chance to get this right, '' | ||
:''Win a joker and help it might!'' | :''Win a joker and help it might!'' | ||