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==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''== | ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''== | ||
=== | ===Instruction booklet=== | ||
*"''Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?''" | *"''Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?''" | ||
*"''As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For [[Tooty|her]] own sake, I hope she's not!''" | *"''As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For [[Tooty|her]] own sake, I hope she's not!''" | ||
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*"''If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!''" | *"''If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!''" | ||
*"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''" | *"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''" | ||
*"''Don't scratch and bite, my little | *"''Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!''" | ||
*"''This fine [[Beauty | *"''This fine [[Beauty Steal Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!''" | ||
*"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''" | *"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''" | ||
*"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''" | *"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''" | ||
=== | ===Gruntilda's Lair=== | ||
==== | ====Randomly==== | ||
*"''Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!''" | *"''Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!''" | ||
*"''Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will be running!''" | *"''Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will be running!''" | ||
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*"''Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!''" | *"''Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!''" | ||
*"''Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.''" | *"''Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.''" | ||
*"''Now I will | *"''Now I will erase your Game Pak, because you had the need to hack!''" | ||
*"''The free trial's over so here's where you're staying, or buy the full game to carry on playing.''" | *"''The free trial's over so here's where you're staying, or buy the full game to carry on playing.''" | ||
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*"''You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!''" | *"''You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!''" | ||
=== | ===Battle=== | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie entering==== | ====Banjo and Kazooie entering==== | ||
*"''I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!''" | *"''I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!''" | ||
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====1st Phase==== | ====1st Phase==== | ||
=====Gruntilda gets | =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | ||
*"''Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!''" | *"''Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!''" | ||
*"''What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!''" | *"''What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!''" | ||
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*"''Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!''" | *"''Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!''" | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | ||
*"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''" | *"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''" | ||
*"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''" | *"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''" | ||
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*"''Ah, it's time for me to change, my spot to put me out of range!''" | *"''Ah, it's time for me to change, my spot to put me out of range!''" | ||
=====Gruntilda gets | =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | ||
*"''That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!''" | *"''That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!''" | ||
*"''Aargh! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!''" | *"''Aargh! I'm slow with all of this lard. That egg of yours caught me off guard!''" | ||
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*"''Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!''" | *"''Ooof! I took another whack, but watch me give you double back!''" | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | ||
*"''So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!''" | *"''So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!''" | ||
*"''Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!''" | *"''Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!''" | ||
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=====Transition===== | =====Transition===== | ||
*"''Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!''" | *"''Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!''" | ||
*"''Did you know I learned to fly? At | *"''Did you know I learned to fly? At [[List of implied locations#Witch School|Witch School]], I'm sure you know why.''" | ||
*"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''" | *"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''" | ||
*"''Old [[Bottles|bottle brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!''" | *"''Old [[Bottles|bottle brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!''" | ||
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*"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''" | *"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''" | ||
=====Gruntilda gets | =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | ||
*"''Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!''" | *"''Another hit, I'm getting weak, I really need to take a leak!''" | ||
*"''Arrgh! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!''" | *"''Arrgh! You got me once again, prepare to take this sizzle brain!''" | ||
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*"''So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!''" | *"''So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!''" | ||
=====Gruntilda gets | =====Gruntilda gets hit===== | ||
*"''How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!''" | *"''How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!''" | ||
*"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''" | *"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''" | ||
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*"''That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!''" | *"''That rocky moron can't hurt me, 'cuz Grunty will the winner be!''" | ||
=====Banjo and Kazooie get | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hit===== | ||
*"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!''" | *"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!''" | ||
*"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''" | *"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''" | ||
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*"''No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!''" | *"''No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!''" | ||
===When [[ | ===When the witches arrive [[Cauldron Keep]]=== | ||
*"''Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?''" | *"''Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?''" | ||
*"''Oh... If I must."''" | *"''Oh... If I must."''" | ||
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===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | ===[[Jiggoseum]]=== | ||
*Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!''" | *"''Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!''" | ||
*"''I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!''" | *"''I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!''" | ||
*"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''" | *"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''" | ||