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This is a list of quotes from [[Gruntilda]] throughout the [[Banjo-Kazooie (series)|''Banjo-Kazooie'' series]].

==''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]''==

===Introduction===

*"''Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?''"

*"''Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!''"

*"''What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!''"

*"''No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!''"

*"''If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!''"

*"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''"

*"''Don't scratch and bite, my little bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!''"

*"''This fine [[Beauty Steal Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!''"

*"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''"

*"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''"

 

 

 

 

 

===[[Mad Monster Mansion]]===

===[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]===

*"''My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose [[Oxygen|air]] while in that gunge!''"

*"''Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!''"

*"''Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!''"

*"''A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!''"

===[[Click Clock Wood]]===

*"''My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of [[Extra Life|life]] it sure does help!''"

*"''You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!''"

*"''Yes that's right, swim under there, [[icy water]] takes double air!''"

===[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]===

====Introduction====

*"''Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my [[Grunty's Furnace Fun|game]]!''"

*"''This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!''"

*"''The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!''"

*"''My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!''"

*"''{{'}}Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!''"

*"''{{'}}Cuz in the fiery pit you'll go, and I will win the prize on show!''"

*"''So step on over to the square, press {{button|N64|A}} to try it if you dare!''"

*"''So I see you're back to try, one more time but you will fry!''"

====Squares====

*"''A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!''"

*"''Each joker card that you have got, will skip your question, that's your lot!''"

*"''Press {{button|N64|B}} to use it you little cheat, when on a square you get cold feet!''"

*"''Your joker misses out on a square, accept the test you did not dare!''"

*"''Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!''"

*"''I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!''"

*"''Try this one, but don't be lame, you'll lose a life and lose the game!''"

====Challenges====

*"''[[Boss Boom Box|Mighty Big Box]] you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight!''"

*"''This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]!''"

*"''Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!''"

*"''The tiles await for you to match, time is tight but that's the catch!''"

*"''Watch as the [[Tiptup Choir|turtles]] sing their song, repeat it quick, you won't get long!''"

====Answering correctly====

*"''A lucky guess, you got it right, the next square's yours without a fight!''"

*"''Hear the crowd, they boo and hiss, to see you fail they would not miss!''"

*"''That's a secret, how did you know? Did [[Brentilda|my sister]] tell you so?''"

====Failing a square====

*"''Fail a square and you'll feel pain, please press {{button|N64|A}} to try again!''"

*"''Get more wrong, yes that's the way, the crowds are happier today!''"

*"''An easy challenge you have assumed, one more wrong and you are doomed!''"

*"''No lives are left, he burns and chokes, I'm pleased to say that's all folks!''"

====Collecting an item on the board====

*"''An Extra Life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!''"

*"''The [[Honeycomb|energy]] that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round!''"

====Ending====

*"''No one can win, I was assured, by the makers of this board!''"

*"''It's not fair, I want to win, how I longed to be real thin!''"

*"''Now you can take the prize on show, while up the winding stairs I go!''"

*"''You won't catch me, I've made sure, all the credits you'll now endure!''"

===Battle===

====Banjo and Kazooie entering====

*"''I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!''"

*"''But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!''"

*"''Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!''"

*"''Who's back up here, oh my word, it's beaky fool and hairy nerd!''"

*"''I can't believe you're up here again, stupid bear and dumb bird brain!''"

*"''I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!''"

*"''So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.''"

====1st Phase====

=====Gruntilda gets hit=====

*"''Ouch my butt, it's now quite sore, I'll make you suffer, that's for sure!''"

*"''What was that, you got me now, you've really angered this old cow!''"

*"''A glancing blow, nothing more, now I'll knock you through the floor!''"

*"''Now you've got me in a fluster, faster spells I'll have to muster!''"

=====Banjo and Kazooie get hit=====

*"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''"

*"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''"

*"''I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!''"

*"''My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!''"

*"''See the swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!''"

*"''Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!''"

*"''Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!''"

====2nd Phase====

=====Transition=====

*"''It's too easy, so I fear, now watch me step things up a gear!''"

*"''Don't hit me, that's quite enough, I think you'll find the next bit tough!''"

*"''That last hit did clip my ear, but you can't get me over here!''"

*"''Ah, it's time for me to change, my spot to put me out of range!''"

=====Gruntilda gets hit=====

*"''That didn't hurt, I feel no pain, Grunty's back to fight again!''"

*"''I can't dodge with all this weight, those nasty eggs I sure do hate!''"

*"''Ouch! My gut you nearly hit, if your shot was down a bit!''"

*"''This spot is proving rough, I'll have to move to make it more tough!''"

*"''That's not fair, I wasn't ready! Now I feel faint and all unsteady...''"

*"''Ahh, it's time for me to change, my spot just to put me out of range!''"

=====Banjo and Kazooie get hit=====

*"''So I got you there once more, I knew your skill was very poor!''"

*"''Simply put I'm rather proud, your yelps and screams I heard quite loud!''"

*"''Hah! You took another zap, I got you through that little gap!''"

*"''Grunty's fireball you did kiss, you're so slow I can hardly miss!''"

*"''You're so sad and little lame — I've moved on, keep playing this game!''"

*"''Hear the fireball fizz and bang, your hairy butt took quite a clang!''"

====3rd Phase====

=====Transition=====

*"''Off I fly 'cuz then we'll see, if you can get the best of me!''"

*"''Did you know I learned to fly? At [[List of implied locations#Witch School|Witch School]], I'm sure you know why.''"

*"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''"

*"''Old [[Bottles|bottle brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!''"

*"''Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.''"

*"''See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!''"

*"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''"

=====Gruntilda gets hit=====

=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt=====

*"''This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!''"

*"''Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!''"

*"''Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!''"

*"''Soon you'll lose and when you've gone, I have to go and use the john!''"

*"''Grunty's spell your body numbs, an easy task to hit those bums!''"

====4th Phase====

=====Transition=====

*"''I may be old and rather wide, but underneath this shield I'll hide!''"

*"''That pointy beak did not miss, but let's see it get through this!''"

*"''A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!''"

*"''So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!''"

=====Jinjo statues appear=====

=====Gruntilda gets hit=====

*"''How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!''"

*"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''"

*"''Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!''"

*"''That wasn't fair, I wasn't ready, I feel all faint and unsteady!''"

*"''I hold on hard and grit my teeth, to stop it dangling underneath!''"

*"''Don't hit me you flying pig, my anger is now growing big!''"

=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt=====

*"''Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!''"

*"''Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!''"

*"''Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!''"

*"''Another hit, I don't believe, you didn't dodge, why don't you weave!''"

*"''Get used to that, there's plenty more of other nasty spells in store!''"

====5th Phase====

=====Transition=====

*"''Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!''"

*"''That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!''"

*"''I've bet you thought you had me beat, but look! I've landed on my feet!''"

=====[[The Mighty Jinjonator]] appears=====

=====Banjo and Kazooie get hit=====

*"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!''"

*"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''"

*"''The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!''"

*"''I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!''"

*"''Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!''"

=====The Mighty Jinjonator attacks=====

*"''I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!''"

*"''See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!''"

*"''Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!''"

*"''There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!''"

*"''Even with your extra friend, I know you'll meet a nasty end!''"

*"''Grunty's strength will see me through, when Jinjo's gone, I'll batter you!''"

=====Attack succeeds=====

*"''That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!''"

*"''I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!''"

*"''Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!''"

*"''Aargh! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!''"

*"''It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!''"

=====Magnet Spell=====

===Game Over===

*"''Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!''"

*"''Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!''"

===Ending===

*"''Stupid bear and dumb Kazooie, I'll be back for [[Banjo-Tooie]]!''"

*"''All the Jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!''"

==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''==

===Opening===

*"''No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?''"

*"''I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?''"

*"''Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!''"

*"''Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!''"

*"''Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!''"

*"''Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!''"

*"''No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!''"

===When the witches arrive [[Cauldron Keep]]===

*"''Come on, sisters, time I lack! What's the plan to get my body back?''"

*"''Oh... If I must."''"

===Tower of Tragedy===

*"''A lucky guess.''"

*"''I'll accept that.''"

*"''Well, it was 50/50...''"

*"''I'll give you 1 point.''"

*"''1 point, I suppose...''"

*"''Scavenger!''"

*"''Any other takers?''"

*"''I'll have to offer it...''"

*"''Dunce! Anyone else?''"

*"''You half-wit! Anyone else?''"

*"''No, no, no, you idiot.''"

*"''That's the end of round 1. It seems that my sister Mingella has set a new standard of dumbness, with a hopeless score of [x]. Time to say goodbye, Mingy...''"

*"''That's the end of round 2. Looks like my sister Blobbelda has also failed to beat that dumb bear. Here's your consolation prize, Blobby...''"

*"''Oh goody. Round 1's ended in a draw. So I'll just unfairly select a loser at random. I choose... [x]!''"

*"''That's the end of round 1. As expected, it's the dunce bear who's last, with a loser's score of [x].''"

*"''That's the end of round 2. Your luck's run out, furface. I'm pleased to say you lost.''"

*"''That's the end of the final round. Look at the bear's score, everyone. Isn't it pathetic? I declare me the winner!''"

==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''==

===Opening===

*"''With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.''"

*"''I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.''"

*"''Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost!''"

*"''Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend.''"

*"''With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!''"

===[[Breegull Beach]]===

====Introduction====

*"''[[Captive Breegulls]] are the best, they work all day without a rest.''"

*"''Now that I have trapped Kazooie, Banjo I can make chop-suey.''"

*"''Look, Banjo's here without Kazooie's beak! No doubt your efforts will be weak.''"

*"''You won't hurt me much without a bill, so I hope you've written out your will!''"

====After beating====

*"''My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!''"

*"''I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.''"

===[[Spiller's Harbor]]===

====Introduction====

*"''Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.''"

*"''Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!''"

====After beating====

*"''This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.''"

*"''But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!''"

===[[Grunty's Lair]]===

====Introduction====

*"''Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.''"

*"''If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!''"

====After beating Grunty at the first battle====

*"''Don't think you've beaten me so quick, I've got a plan, I'm not so thick!''"

====Before starting a quiz====

====After finishing a quiz====

*"''Drat, I'll see you at the next fight, it seems you got the answer right.''"

*"''Hah, you got the answer wrong, I don't think you'll be living long.''"

*"''This quiz is great, it builds my power! It's time to see you on the tower!''"

===Final Boss Battle===

*"''The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.''"

*"''To your destruction you both race, of bear and bird I'll leave no trace!''"

*"''My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!''"

*"''Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.''"

*"''Aaah! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!''"

===Ending===

==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''==

===Opening===

*"''Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!''"

*"''Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!''"

*"''At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!''"

*"''Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings [[Lord of Games|L.O.G.]] here?''"

*"''That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?''"

*"''My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!''"

*"''Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!''"

*"''Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!''"

*"''While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot]]s to make you panic!''"

*"''So birdbrain gets a nice new wrench, well what do you have for this lovely wench?''"

===[[Showdown Town]]===

*"''Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!''"

*"''After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!''"

*"''Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?''"

*"''The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!''"

*"''With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that [[Mumbo's Wrench|stupid wrench]]!''"

*"''I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!''"

*"''A bear, a bird, and a Lord of Games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!''"

*"''You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!''"

*"''This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!''"

*"''Is it just me or is your nose square? The fans will hate it, you butt-ugly bear!''"

*"''The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming!''"

*"''You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits!

*"''Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and [[Mumbo Jumbo|Mumbo]]? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo!''"

*"''My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!''"

*"''[[Spiral Mountain]] isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!''"

*"''My body's not mine and my skull's all cracked. You still can't beat me and that's a fact!''"

*"''You must have gone mad from Kazooie's blabbing, lazing around for years in that cabin!''"

*"''I'll build a car from sticks and twine, and still outclass your best design!''"

*"''All those years since we've butted heads, and still you're wearing those horrible threads?''"

*"''Hunting Jiggies, I don't see the point. Why drag us here to this dead-end joint?''"

*"''You're stubborn, bear, I can't deny it. If this goes wrong, I'll start a riot!''"

*"''You can't beat me good in this game, I'll still come out as an eyeball or brain!''"

===[[Nutty Acres]]===

*"''Now, what's this before my eyes? A coconut of such a size!''"

*"''The Loco Coco this must be. Soon it's Grunty's, wait and see.''"

*"''With a nut so big, so hard and strong, to flatten the farm won't take too long.''"

*"''Loco Coco, you'll soon be mine. I'll ace this place before bedtime.''"

*"''The Loco Coco is lost for all time, all I have left is my talent for rhyme!''"

===[[LOGBOX 720]]===

*"''Porky bear needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!''"

*"''I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!''"

*"''My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than Klungo if I'm being frank!''"

===[[Banjoland]]===

*"''Thick-witted bear and feather face, do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?''"

*"''No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!''"

*"''Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!''"

*"''Useless bear, come here and fight! I stayed up building this thing all night!''"

*"''Where are you, bear? I'll pound you flat, and wear the bird as a novelty hat!''"

*"''You've taken the spring right out of my step. I've got to stop losing, it's ruining my rep!''"

*"''Water Polo, it's the finest of sports, I'll never lose to a bear in shorts!''"

*"''I scored all those goals in my first try. Beat that, you can't! Now don't you cry!''"

*"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''"

*"''Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care!''"

*"''9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!''"

*"''My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!''"

*"''Don't spoil my fun, you furry clown! You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!''"

*"''You're cheating now, come on, come clean! Don't interfere with my machine!''"

*"''These laser blasts were meant to break you. It's going wrong, I really hate you!''"

*"''This laser makes me hard to beat. Bend down and kiss my warty feet!''"

*"''Thanks for nothing, stubborn fool. You're undermining my new tool!''"

*"''You took me out without missing a trick. You scruffy old bear, you make me sick!''"

 

*"''See my vehicle, I'm proud to man it! Full of surprises and bad for the planet!''"

*"''This vehicle guzzles so much gas, destroying more ozone with every pass!''"

*"''Don't get in the way, your plans will flop! I'm hard to see and harder to stop!''"

*"''I'd curse if this game had a higher rating, your confidence is so nauseating!''"

===[[Spiral Mountain]]===

*"''You can whip the game worlds and trounce the town, don't think for a minute you'll keep me down!''"

*"''My body was still, but my mind was racing, inventing new vehicles to give you a pacing!''"

*"''So much for stealth, it wasn't just enough. You want me to give up with dignity? Tough!''"

*"''It's time I switched to a stealth attack. If you can't even see me, how can you fight back?''"

*"''Behold the broomstick, our last fight approaches! I'll sweep you aside like troublesome roaches!''"

*"''I know you're not a fan of mine, but this behavior's out of line!''"

*"''Don't pick on me, 'cause I'll fight back. I'll show you Grunty's breath attack!''"

*"''How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!''"

*"''Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!''"