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===Game Manual=== | ===Game Manual=== | ||
*"''Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?''" | *"''Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?''" | ||
*"''As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For her own sake, I hope | *"''As cute as me, you [[Dingpot|stupid pot]]? For [[Tooty|her]] own sake, I hope she's not!''" | ||
*"''I need those looks far more than [[Tooty|she]], and finally perfect I shall be!''" | *"''I need those looks far more than [[Tooty|she]], and finally perfect I shall be!''" | ||
===Introduction=== | ===Introduction=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Dingpot, Dingpot, by the bench, who is the nicest looking wench?''" | ||
*"''Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!''" | *"''Yes you're right, I'm rather proud, my looks stand me out from the crowd!''" | ||
*"''What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!''" | *"''What do you mean, this cannot be, there's no one prettier than me!''" | ||
*"''No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!''" | *"''No, no, no, you must be mad, nicer beauty can't be had!''" | ||
*"''If | *"''If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!''" | ||
*"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''" | *"''Come to me, my little pretty, you'll soon be ugly, what a pity!''" | ||
*"''Don't scratch and bite, my little [ | *"''Don't scratch and bite, my little [bear, you'll soon need bigger underwear!''" | ||
*"''This fine [[Beauty Transfer Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and | *"''This fine [[Beauty Transfer Machine|contraption]], so I'm told, will make me young and Tooty old!''" | ||
*"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''" | *"''Rescue you [[Banjo|he]] will not dare, there's many dangers in my [[Gruntilda's Lair|lair]]!''" | ||
*"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''" | *"''Hurry, [[Klungo]], push that switch, I'm tired of being an ugly witch!''" | ||
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====At Random (usually when walking around)==== | ====At Random (usually when walking around)==== | ||
*"''Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!''" | *"''Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Grunty's plan is rather cunning, when I'm thin, guys will be running!''" | ||
*"''Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!''" | *"''Long of tooth and strong of arm, Grunty's got the lasting charm!''" | ||
*"''I don't like stairs much in my | *"''I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!''" | ||
*"''Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!''" | *"''Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!''" | ||
*"''If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!''" | *"''If you think I'm rather soft, I'll be waiting in the loft!''" | ||
*"''Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!''" | *"''Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!''" | ||
*"''I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!''" | *"''I'm still here, I watch you play, but I can't think of much to say!''" | ||
*"''It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a | *"''It really does sound quite absurd, adventure of a bear and [[Kazooie|bird]]!''" | ||
*"''How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!''" | *"''How bright they are, your stupid shorts, a target for my dumb cohorts!''" | ||
*"''That | *"''That ugly bear, you feathered freak, is nothing but a stupid geek!''" | ||
*"''Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!''" | *"''Join me now and dump the bear, that little backpack then I'll wear!''" | ||
*"''Your side with | *"''Your side with Banjo but change tack, imagine you on Grunty's back!''" | ||
*"''Your | *"''Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!''" | ||
*"''I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!''" | *"''I can see it's quite hard work, to lump around that squawking jerk!''" | ||
*"''My next world is the hardest yet, and you will fail, on that I'll bet!''" | *"''My next world is the hardest yet, and you will fail, on that I'll bet!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!''" | ||
*"''I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!''" | *"''I've got this skirt so when I'm thinner, it really makes me look a winner!''" | ||
*"''When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!''" | *"''When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!''" | ||
*"''Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!''" | *"''Your butt will tell you and you'll know, when my boot swings to and fro!''" | ||
*"''When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!''" | *"''When the back of Grunty's hand, whups your butt you'll hardly stand!''" | ||
*"''Hey | *"''Hey Banjo, you're looking glum, it must be hard, being so dumb!''" | ||
*"''Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!''" | *"''Grunty's stomach and leg thins, goodbye to all those double chins!''" | ||
*"''Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!''" | *"''Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!''" | ||
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*"''Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!''" | *"''Monsters chase you, they're a hounding, then you'll get a Grunty pounding!''" | ||
*"''My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!''" | *"''My belly's big, it's rather neat, it's years since I have seen my feet!''" | ||
*"''I've learned this | *"''I've learned this spell, it's really neat, I'll keep it later for your treat!''" | ||
====Specific Events==== | ====Specific Events==== | ||
*"''There | *"''There he is, the fun begins, my tricks and traps will see who wins!''" | ||
*"''That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!''" | *"''That was such an easy fit, the others may just test your wit!''" | ||
*"''You've found some [[Musical Notes| | *"''You've found some [[Musical Notes|Notes]] but you need more, to break my spell and pass this [[Note Door|door]]!''" | ||
*"''That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!''" | *"''That door was easy you got past, unfortunately your first and last!''" | ||
*"''When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!''" | *"''When you open a world door, baddies escape and roam once more!''" | ||
*"''Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!''" | *"''Hey, [[Cheato|book brain]], what did you say? You'd better not give my spells away!''" | ||
*"''If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!''" | *"''If one more page I see you turn, then Grunty shall make Cheato burn!''" | ||
*"''That traitor | *"''That traitor book has pushed its luck, so in the burning fire I'll chuck!''" | ||
*"''What's wrong | *"''What's wrong Banjo, is it tough? Let me know when you've had enough!''" | ||
*"''It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!''" | *"''It's not over stupid bear, see my picture over there!''" | ||
*"''To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggies]] make it complete!''" | *"''To fill it up is no mean feat, lots of [[Jiggy|Jiggies]] make it complete!''" | ||
*"''Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!''" | *"''Pieces that you've left behind, to battle me you must go find!''" | ||
*"''I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!''" | *"''I'm sad to say down there you'll stop, 'cuz I'm safe here at the top!''" | ||
*"''Don't be sure you silly | *"''Don't be sure you silly pot, soon I'll have you nice and hot!''" | ||
*"''See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!''" | *"''See these filthy clothes I've got, when I've won you'll wash the lot!''" | ||
* | *"''Grunty's fate this should not be, so hurry, Klungo, rescue me!''" | ||
*"''Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.''" | *"''Stop using cheats in my tower, you are getting all the power.''" | ||
*"''Now I will [[Grunty's Code Vengeance|erase your Game Pak]], because you had the need to hack!''" | *"''Now I will [[Grunty's Code Vengeance|erase your Game Pak]], because you had the need to hack!''" | ||
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===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | ===[[Treasure Trove Cove]]=== | ||
*"''That | *"''That golden treasure was for me, now harder still the [[Banjo-Kazooie|game]] will be!''" | ||
*"''That lousy [[Cheat Codes|cheat]] for extra [[Blue Eggs|eggs]], won't help | *"''That lousy [[Cheat Codes|cheat]] for extra [[Blue Eggs|eggs]], won't help bear and chicken legs!''" | ||
*"''All my [[Red Feathers|feathers]], it makes me sick, [[Flight|fly]] to me, your butt I'll kick!''" | *"''All my [[Red Feathers|feathers]], it makes me sick, [[Flight|fly]] to me, your butt I'll kick!''" | ||
*"''[[Gold Feathers|Golden Feathers]] you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty!''" | *"''[[Gold Feathers|Golden Feathers]] you may have twenty, but bruises you'll still get plenty!''" | ||
*"''Stop this cheating | *"''Stop this cheating Grunty says, or your Game Pak I'll erase!''" | ||
*"''You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now | *"''You didn't listen, I'm amazed, so now your save game is erased!''" | ||
===[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]=== | ===[[Bubblegloop Swamp]]=== | ||
*"''First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!''" | *"''First you see it, now you don't, the fast one wins, the slow one won't!''" | ||
*"''I'll be young and | *"''I'll be young and Tooty old, before you get Gruntilda's gold!''" | ||
===[[Gobi's Valley]]=== | ===[[Gobi's Valley]]=== | ||
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===[[Mad Monster Mansion]]=== | ===[[Mad Monster Mansion]]=== | ||
*"''Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!''" | *"''Oh, those lovely thorns, how they've grown, music to my ears as you moan!''" | ||
*"''I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy | *"''I can't believe you went in there, wash your hands now, filthy bear!''" | ||
*"''These | *"''These two guests are rather dumb, let's make sure they're unwelcome!''" | ||
*"''Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless [[Napper|spooky butt]]!''" | *"''Yes I'm mad, my boot I'll put, up your useless [[Napper|spooky butt]]!''" | ||
*"''Big oak door is very tough, stupid | *"''Big oak door is very tough, stupid bear's not fast enough!''" | ||
===[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]=== | ===[[Rusty Bucket Bay]]=== | ||
*"''My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose [[Oxygen|air]] while in that gunge!''" | *"''My oily water, in you plunge, you'll lose [[Oxygen|air]] while in that gunge!''" | ||
*"''Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!''" | *"''Under the scum you'll breathe your last, 'cuz air is used twice as fast!''" | ||
*"''Stupid | *"''Stupid bear, you'll have to learn, that red hot ovens tend to burn!''" | ||
*"''A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!''" | *"''A simple task you were sure, but Grunty's engines start once more!''" | ||
===[[Click Clock Wood]]=== | ===[[Click Clock Wood]]=== | ||
*"''My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of [[Extra Life|life]] it sure does help!''" | *"''My bramble field makes you yelp, and loss of [[Extra Life|life]] it sure does help!''" | ||
*"''You'll use your | *"''You'll use your air up double fold, I've made this water double cold!''" | ||
*"''Yes that's right, swim under there, [[icy water]] takes double air!''" | *"''Yes that's right, swim under there, [[icy water]] takes double air!''" | ||
===[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]=== | ===[[Grunty's Furnace Fun]]=== | ||
====Introduction==== | ====Introduction==== | ||
*"''Welcome all, | *"''Welcome all, Grunty's the name, Banjo's here to play my [[Grunty's Furnace Fun|game]]!''" | ||
*"''My | *"''My lair is done and there he stands, through all my tricks and traps and lands!''" | ||
*"''This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!''" | *"''This final test will see me win, when Banjo fails then I'll be thin!''" | ||
*"''The prizes on this stand bring joy, from | *"''The prizes on this stand bring joy, from Tooty down to cuddly toy!''" | ||
*"''My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!''" | *"''My little quiz will make you sweat, and Tooty you shall never get!''" | ||
*"''{{'}}Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!''" | *"''{{'}}Cuz somewhere soon along the way, your lack of skill will make my day!''" | ||
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====Squares==== | ====Squares==== | ||
*"''A little answer's all I seek, about this | *"''A little answer's all I seek, about this game you furry geek!''" | ||
*"''A visual challenge you stupid | *"''A visual challenge you stupid bear, to tell me who is it or where!''" | ||
*"''A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!''" | *"''A question on the sounds I play, get it wrong to make my day!''" | ||
*"''Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!''" | *"''Just one chance to get this right, win a joker and help it might!''" | ||
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*"''Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!''" | *"''Prepare yourself to take a whack, pick this test, you won't come back!''" | ||
*"''I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!''" | *"''I think it's time, so let me see, how much you know of little old me!''" | ||
*"''Get this wrong for | *"''Get this wrong for Grunty's sake, then a lava bath you will take!''" | ||
*"''Try this one, but don't be lame, you'll lose a life and lose the game!''" | *"''Try this one, but don't be lame, you'll lose a life and lose the game!''" | ||
====Challenges==== | ====Challenges==== | ||
*"''The name of your | *"''The name of your game you must spell, backwards though, be quick as well!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''[[Boss Boom Box|Mighty Big Box]] you must now fight, but be quick as the time is tight!''" | ||
*"''This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]!''" | *"''This is tough, your chances are slim, of you eating more than [[Mr. Vile|him]]!''" | ||
*"''Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!''" | *"''Little stings that make a bear shout, whack them all before time's out!''" | ||
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====Collecting an item on the board==== | ====Collecting an item on the board==== | ||
*"''An | *"''An Extra Life, I do not care, It will not help you scruffy bear!''" | ||
*"''The [[Honeycomb|energy]] that you have found, won't stop me making | *"''The [[Honeycomb|energy]] that you have found, won't stop me making Tooty round!''" | ||
====Ending==== | ====Ending==== | ||
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===[[Top of the Tower]]=== | ===[[Top of the Tower]]=== | ||
====Banjo and Kazooie entering==== | ====Banjo and Kazooie entering==== | ||
*"''I can't believe that | *"''I can't believe that furry pair, got right up here it's so unfair!''" | ||
*"''But now the stupid | *"''But now the stupid bear must fight, this battle tests your skill and might!''" | ||
*"''Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!''" | *"''Back once more, you'll never learn, that suits me fine, your butts I'll burn!''" | ||
*"''Who's back up here, oh my word, it's | *"''Who's back up here, oh my word, it's beaky fool and hairy nerd!''" | ||
*"''I can't believe you're up here again, stupid | *"''I can't believe you're up here again, stupid bear and dumb bird brain!''" | ||
*"''I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!''" | *"''I'm not one to brag or boast, but after this you'll both be toast!''" | ||
*"''So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.''" | *"''So you're back, you must be thick, you'll lose again, I'll make it quick.''" | ||
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*"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''" | *"''Did you hear that lovely clack, my [[broomstick]] gave you such a whack!''" | ||
*"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''" | *"''Aaah! I see it makes you sad, to know your skills are really bad!''" | ||
*"''I hit that | *"''I hit that bird right on the beak, let it be the end of her cheek!''" | ||
*"''My fiery blast you just tasted, | *"''My fiery blast you just tasted, Grunty's spells on you are wasted!''" | ||
*"''See the swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!''" | *"''See the swoop and how I flew, my broomstick made a meal of you!''" | ||
*"''Hopeless | *"''Hopeless bear runs to and fro, but takes a whack for being so slow!''" | ||
*"''Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!''" | *"''Mmm. I see you took that one, a few more and your life is gone!''" | ||
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*"''Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.''" | *"''Did you know I learned to fly? At witch's school, I'm sure you know why.''" | ||
*"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''" | *"''A big old gal I may be, but when I fly you can't get me!''" | ||
*"''Old [[Bottles| | *"''Old [[Bottles|bottle brain]] has taught you well, but bears can't fly and I can tell!''" | ||
*"''Now I'm off into the air, leaving | *"''Now I'm off into the air, leaving Banjo way down there.''" | ||
*"''See my | *"''See my broomstick, watch me fly, I'll beat your butt, don't even try!''" | ||
*"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''" | *"''Up in the air I'll be safe, at my leisure your butt I'll strafe!''" | ||
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=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*"''This | *"''This broom is hard and as it streaks, across the sky it chafes my cheeks!''" | ||
*"''Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!''" | *"''Fireball fizz and fireball fly, blast that bear out of my sky!''" | ||
*"''Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!''" | *"''Another hit, that's how it goes, watch me fly and pick my nose!''" | ||
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*"''Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!''" | *"''Look at me I'm quite a mess, here's a shield to hide my dress!''" | ||
*"''A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!''" | *"''A special shield I need to call, to stop your hits once and for all!''" | ||
*"''So | *"''So Grunty doesn't come to grief, here's a spell I can hide beneath!''" | ||
=====Jinjo statues appear===== | =====Jinjo statues appear===== | ||
*"''Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!''" | *"''Come on then you little punks, Grunty's spells will make you chunks!''" | ||
*"''I hid those [[Jinjo]]s really well, but must have used a lousy spell!''" | *"''I hid those [[Jinjo]]s really well, but must have used a lousy spell!''" | ||
*"''I hid you well for being bad, don't help the | *"''I hid you well for being bad, don't help the bear, you'll make me mad!''" | ||
*"''So your little | *"''So your little furry friends, come here to share your very end!''" | ||
=====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | =====Gruntilda gets hurt===== | ||
*"''How that | *"''How that Jinjo stung and burned, he got me when my back was turned!''" | ||
*"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''" | *"''That's unfair, I wasn't ready, Jinjos make me so unsteady!''" | ||
*"''Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!''" | *"''Hey, that Jinjo really hurt, now I'll rub you in the dirt!''" | ||
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=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*"''Your stupid | *"''Your stupid friends aren't much help, they stand there while I make you yelp!''" | ||
*"''Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!''" | *"''Your silly friends upon their blocks, they're going to take a couple of knocks!''" | ||
*"''Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!''" | *"''Your Jinjos really are a joke, now watch your lives go up in smoke!''" | ||
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====5th Phase==== | ====5th Phase==== | ||
=====Transition===== | =====Transition===== | ||
*"''Useless | *"''Useless broomsticks I can't stand, it's left me stranded back on land!''" | ||
*"''That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!''" | *"''That last shot I failed to stop, so down onto the ground I drop!''" | ||
*"''My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!''" | *"''My broomstick failed with that last blow, now on my legs I have to go!''" | ||
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=====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | =====Banjo and Kazooie get hurt===== | ||
*"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a | *"''Hear the fizzle and feel the pain, you're going to lose a life again!''" | ||
*"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''" | *"''Spells rain down upon your head, you stand no chance when I see red!''" | ||
*"''The | *"''The bear is dumb, the bird's a twit, 'cuz I just got another hit!''" | ||
*"''I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!''" | *"''I'm just warming up right now, such fine shots from this old cow!''" | ||
*"''Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!''" | *"''Grunty's aim is rather good, if you could run, I know you would!''" | ||
===== | =====The Mighty Jinjonator attacks===== | ||
*"''I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!''" | *"''I could take these shots all day, there's no way I'm going to sway!''" | ||
*"''See your | *"''See your Jinjo fail to work, he's nothing but a feeble jerk!''" | ||
*"''Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!''" | *"''Your crafty plan stands no chance, I'm firmly rooted in this stance!''" | ||
*"''There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!''" | *"''There's no way he'll shift my bulk, I watch you cry and have a sulk!''" | ||
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=====Attack succeeds===== | =====Attack succeeds===== | ||
*"''That last | *"''That last Jinjo has finished me, but who laughs last we shall soon see!''" | ||
*"''I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!''" | *"''I'm done for now, hear me choke, but look what's hidden in my cloak!''" | ||
*"''Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!''" | *"''Poor old Grunty, set to fall, upon this spell I'll now call!''" | ||
*"''Aargh! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!''" | *"''Aargh! I'm beaten fair and square, before I go I've got this to share!''" | ||
*"''It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more | *"''It's all over I can tell, but Grunty's got just one more spell!''" | ||
===== | =====Magnet Spell===== | ||
*"''Here's my | *"''Here's my Magnet Spell at last, run and hide you won't get past!''" | ||
*"''Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day!''" | *"''Magic spell, seek out your prey, it's sure to hit, O' happy day!''" | ||
*"''See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!''" | *"''See this spell, I think you'll find, its target will be your behind!''" | ||
*"''Here is a spell of | *"''Here is a spell of Banjo homing, get him now to stop his roaming!''" | ||
*"''It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!''" | *"''It's now time to end your fun, here comes a spell you can't outrun!''" | ||
===Game Over=== | ===Game Over=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Banjo's game ends in my tower, turn it up, I need full power!''" | ||
*"''Look at | *"''Look at Grunty she's a beauty, I'm much prettier than Tooty!''" | ||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
*"''Stupid | *"''Stupid bear and dumb Kazooie, I'll be back for [[Banjo-Tooie]]!''" | ||
*"''All the | *"''All the Jiggies you did snatch, but I'll be back for my rematch!''" | ||
==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''== | ==''[[Banjo-Tooie]]''== | ||
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*"''No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?''" | *"''No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?''" | ||
*"''I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?''" | *"''I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?''" | ||
*"''Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then | *"''Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!''" | ||
*"''Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!''" | *"''Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!''" | ||
*"''Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!''" | *"''Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!''" | ||
*"''Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!''" | *"''Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!''" | ||
*"''No, no, | *"''No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!''" | ||
===When [[B.O.B.]] scene starts=== | ===When [[B.O.B.]] scene starts=== | ||
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*"''Introducing on the left...It's my gorgeous, slim sister, [[Mingella]]!''" | *"''Introducing on the left...It's my gorgeous, slim sister, [[Mingella]]!''" | ||
*"''On the right we have...my lovely, err...shapely sister, [[Blobbelda]]!''" | *"''On the right we have...my lovely, err...shapely sister, [[Blobbelda]]!''" | ||
*"''And in the middle...just some | *"''And in the middle...just some loser bear called Banjo.''" | ||
*"''Welcome. it's my [[Tower of Tragedy]] "Just for Fun" quiz round 1. Do you need the rules?''" | *"''Welcome. it's my [[Tower of Tragedy]] "Just for Fun" quiz round 1. Do you need the rules?''" | ||
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==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''== | ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge]]''== | ||
===Opening=== | ===Opening=== | ||
*"''With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] | *"''With the [[Mecha-Grunty]] Klungo's made, Banjo's favor will be repaid.''" | ||
*"''I'll steal | *"''I'll steal Kazooie and in a blast, I'll use my suit to change the past.''" | ||
*"''Without his bird, | *"''Without his bird, Banjo's lost, I won't give up at any cost!''" | ||
*"''Now I have your | *"''Now I have your feathered friend, on my sisters I won't depend.''" | ||
*"''With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!''" | *"''With this duo split in two, there's nothing that I cannot do!''" | ||
*"''Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past.''" | *"''Hold tight, Kazooie, we'll move quite fast, to travel back into the past.''" | ||
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====After beating==== | ====After beating==== | ||
*"''My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!''" | *"''My defeat was a surprise, I think the sun was in my eyes!''" | ||
*"''I'd better get this | *"''I'd better get this suit upgraded, the bear alone I underrated.''" | ||
===[[Spiller's Harbor]]=== | ===[[Spiller's Harbor]]=== | ||
====Introduction==== | ====Introduction==== | ||
*"'' | *"''Kazooie seems a little bitter, she should be my heavy hitter.''" | ||
*"''Since she's stayed by | *"''Since she's stayed by Banjo's arm, I'm going to have to do her harm!''" | ||
====After beating==== | ====After beating==== | ||
*"''This | *"''This jumbo-mecha really stinks, a few small holes and it just sinks.''" | ||
*"''But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!''" | *"''But when I meet you in my tower, I won't hold back, I'll use full power!''" | ||
===[[Grunty's | ===[[Grunty's Lair]]=== | ||
====Introduction==== | ====Introduction==== | ||
*"''Thank you | *"''Thank you Klungo, that's fantastic, to stop the bear my plans are drastic.''" | ||
*"''If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!''" | *"''If this won't work, you know what to do, 'cos I'll be counting on plan two!''" | ||
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*"''Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.''" | *"''Now you've entered my fair castle, I'm giving you lots of hassle.''" | ||
*"''Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.''" | *"''Before you go up a floor, I'll test your brain a little more.''" | ||
*"''With an answer is correct, with | *"''With an answer is correct, with {{button|GBA|A}} you can select.''" | ||
====After finishing a quiz==== | ====After finishing a quiz==== | ||
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===Final Boss Battle=== | ===Final Boss Battle=== | ||
*"''The time has come to end this | *"''The time has come to end this game, the future cannot be the same.''" | ||
*"''To your destruction you both race, of | *"''To your destruction you both race, of bear and bird I'll leave no trace!''" | ||
*"''My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!''" | *"''My victory will be most splendid, when I rule all, and your life's ended!''" | ||
*"''Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.''" | *"''Although you've smashed my mecha-suit, don't think you given me the boot.''" | ||
*"''Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!''" | *"''Now I trapped you on my tower, I'll crush you with my ghostly power!''" | ||
*"''Aaah! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all Banjo and Kazooie's doing!''" | |||
*"''Aaah! This can't be, my plan's a ruin, it's all | |||
===Ending=== | ===Ending=== | ||
*Why are my henchmen fools and twits? That | *"''Why are my henchmen fools and twits? That Mecha-Grunty just fell to bits.''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Klungo!! Get here now! Be quick! This defeat makes me feel sick!''" | ||
*"''Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.''" | *"''Listen Klungo, save your shoulder, you'll never shift this massive boulder.''" | ||
*"''If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!''" | *"''If you insist on getting blisters, first send a message to my sisters!''" | ||
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==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''== | ==''[[Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts]]''== | ||
===Opening=== | ===Opening=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Eight long years to bounce back here. I'll win this time and make you cheer!''" | ||
*"''Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!''" | *"''Yes, it's me, you podgy fool. I'm back again and ready to rule!''" | ||
*"''At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!''" | *"''At least I haven't got a gut. Let's rumble now, I'll bite your butt!''" | ||
*"''Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old | *"''Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, So tell old Grunty, what brings [[Lord of Games|L.O.G.]] here?''" | ||
*"''That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?''" | *"''That sounds like a preposterous ruse. What'll you do if we refuse?''" | ||
*"''My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!''" | *"''My body's gone, but not my eyes. All I see is a pack of lies!''" | ||
*"'' | *"''Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!''" | ||
*"''Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!''" | *"''Too slow losers, watch me go! I'll win this time, I just know!''" | ||
*"''While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot]]s to make you panic!''" | *"''While you've slept I've become a mechanic, building my [[Gruntbot]]s to make you panic!''" | ||
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===[[Showdown Town]]=== | ===[[Showdown Town]]=== | ||
*"''Hey there | *"''Hey there bear, go fetch me a drink. I'm getting hot and my armpits stink!''" | ||
*"''After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!''" | *"''After some deep consideration, I'll treat this farce as a free vacation!''" | ||
*"''Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?''" | *"''Your feathered friend is such a joke, where are the "funny" lines she once spoke?''" | ||
*"''The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!''" | *"''The race is on, the game is afoot, Banjo's chances just went kaput!''" | ||
*"''With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that stupid wrench!''" | *"''With special abilities left on the bench, all you have is that [[Mumbo's Wrench|stupid wrench]]!''" | ||
*"''I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!''" | *"''I came all the way to take you down, to bust your butt and reclaim my crown!''" | ||
*"''A | *"''A bear, a bird, and a Lord of Games? How nice to have rivals so shockingly lame!''" | ||
*"''You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!''" | *"''You must think you're a champion bruiser, all I see is a fleabag loser!''" | ||
*"''This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!''" | *"''This town is such a confusing place, I'd slap the planner across the face!''" | ||
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*"''The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming!''" | *"''The Safehouse is open, the police are coming, I'll just stand here innocently humming!''" | ||
*"''You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | *"''You've open up more Showdown Town districts, shame they're full of freaks and misfits! | ||
*"'' | *"''Jinjos and Jiggies? Bottles and [[Mumbo Jumbo|Mumbo]]? Remind me again why I came back, dumbo!''" | ||
*"''My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!''" | *"''My Gruntbots are out there causing trouble, smashing those cretinous worlds to rubble!''" | ||
*"''[[Spiral Mountain]] isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!''" | *"''[[Spiral Mountain]] isn't so great, but it's Grunty's slice of real estate!''" | ||
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*"''Can't be long from until the finale? Don't put too much faith in the Jiggy tally!''" | *"''Can't be long from until the finale? Don't put too much faith in the Jiggy tally!''" | ||
*"''You were so porky and in such a mess. I'm stunned you got this far, I confess!''" | *"''You were so porky and in such a mess. I'm stunned you got this far, I confess!''" | ||
*"''That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a | *"''That smell doesn't mean I'm starving to worry, it's what happens after a Dingpot curry!''" | ||
===[[Nutty Acres]]=== | ===[[Nutty Acres]]=== | ||
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===[[LOGBOX 720]]=== | ===[[LOGBOX 720]]=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Porky bear needs to move a lot quicker, to stop the glubber being used as cat litter!''" | ||
*"''I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!''" | *"''I'll give you a chance, since I'm no gloater. Race me to stop [[Piddles]] leaving a floater!''" | ||
*"''My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than | *"''My plan's destroyed, you're in the top rank. This cat's worse than Klungo if I'm being frank!''" | ||
*"''Persistence pays off, I've always found! I've rebuilt my boat for another round!''" | *"''Persistence pays off, I've always found! I've rebuilt my boat for another round!''" | ||
===[[Banjoland]]=== | ===[[Banjoland]]=== | ||
*"'' | *"''Thick-witted bear and feather face, do you know why I'm here in this dreary place?''" | ||
*"''No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!''" | *"''No, you fools, I came to lay waste. But it's already trashed. I should have made haste!''" | ||
*"''Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!''" | *"''Fine then, freaks. I'll wreck it some more! Now don't interrupt my childish chore!''" | ||
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*"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''" | *"''All those balls, and you won't come close. Just try it and you'll end up toast.''" | ||
*"''I'll bash and block, ram and charge! Competitive Grunty giving it large!''" | *"''I'll bash and block, ram and charge! Competitive Grunty giving it large!''" | ||
*"''Stop looking so smug, you | *"''Stop looking so smug, you brainless bear! You trounced me, so what? I don't even care!''" | ||
*"''9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!''" | *"''9-Ball is my latest game. Grunty's the hustler, that's the name!''" | ||
*"''My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!''" | *"''My new weapon's rather glorious. I'll smash your balls and be victorious!''" | ||
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*"''How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!''" | *"''How I lost I fail to see. A three time loser I cannot be!''" | ||
*"''Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!''" | *"''Leaving me here was a big mistake! Just wait for the devious game I make!''" | ||
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